More cool stuff at YourCoolProfile.com!women, women are always good(actually they suck!)...hence the reason they ok, any sports, music, movies, friends, food, and just about everything, its really a dumb catagory.
I'd like to meet:
I really want to meet that kid Cody Foster! and a fictional character, God, and a dead person- adolf hitler, ghandi. Any O.A.R. band members and Dave Matthews Band. I'd also like to meet a female that isn't gay. I'd want to meet George Bush but I think that would just be a dissapiontment...actually nvm, i really want to meet him.the length of a movie should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder
Music:
Music? pfft, doesn't do anything for me, that is cept fuel my fucking soul and give me a good fucking reason to live! Listen to just about anything, open minded... but the best band ever is O.A.R! O.A.R! O.A.R.!...second to them is Dave Matthews Band... i also like nickleback, bob marley, eminem,2pac, HIM, Jack Black, modest mouse, greenday, hootie, slightly stoopid, matchbox 20, flogging molly, everclear, yellowcard, nirvana, eve 6, modest mouse, red hot chili peppers, blue october, hinder, audioslave, jack johnson and more...
Movies:
LOOSE CHANGE! Fight Club, Stranger than Fiction, V for Vendetta, Donnie Darko, American Beauty, Dogma, Pulp Fiction, Basic, Manchurian Candidate, crash, Fear and Loathing, Harold and Kumar, Van Wilder, old school, life of David Gail, Borat, stealing harvard, never ending story, saw 2, blow, the davince code, joe dirt, mr and mrs smith(haha) and movies that have plots and aren't piontless suspense. Foriegn films-Duck Season MOTHMAN PROPHOCIES SUCKS!
Television:
dont watch much tv, but when i do its stuff like late night, conan, saturday night live, family guy, south park that 70's show, csi, but usually the most watched is commercials, they are hilaroius, especially when under the influence of narcaodics...
Books:
Sophie's world, Brave New World, Siddartha, Crime and Punishment, a sepate piece, Redwall series, watership down, national geographic, HTML, the count of monte cristo, and of course the BIBLE, would like to read the koran, coran, whatever...
Heroes:
Anyone who is selfless...
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A 200 Question Fun Survey 4 Myspace (All The Bzoink Surveys Put Together)
Full Name:: Steven Andrew Ernst
Birthday:: May 6, 1988
Birthplace:: Seattle, Washington
Eye Color:: marble blue
Hair Color:: light brown
Height:: dont matter
Weight:: never enough
Right handed or Left handed?: wrong handed
Your Heritage:: whatever adam and eve were
My Worst Habit:: picking my butt
Zodiac Sign:: taurus
Shoe Size:: alternating
Pants Size:: 32
Innie or Outie?: both
Parents Still Together?: my new parents are
The Shoes You Wore Today:: watermelons
Your Weakness:: stupidity
Your Fears:: women
Your Perfect Pizza:: too complicated to explain
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: happiness
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: idiot
Thoughts First Waking Up:: nnoooo!!!! please no God, please!!!
Your Best Physical Feature:: my dilly wankis
Your Bedtime:: whenever i pass out
Your Most Missed Memory:: DMB and O.A.R. concert....
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?: green
Food?: poop
Sport?: b-ball
Animal?: plati-puss
Ice Cream?: mint chocolate chip
Candy?: kit kat
Store?: zip trip
Salad Dressing?: ranch
Actor?: brad pitt
Song?: O.A.R. (any song)
Letter?: s
Number?: 6
Gum?: orbit
Holiday?: christmas
Season?: fall
Toothpaste Flavor?: crest
Radio Station?: 92.9
Perfume?: gravity
Scent besides perfume?: dead deer carcuss
Body part on the opposite sex?: ass
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: steam roller
How Do You Want To Die?: get suffocated having sex with a fat chic
Turn ons:: being sexy....confident
Turn offs:: concedeness
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: Thomas and Travis
Who's The Loudest?: k-flo?
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: everyone
Who Have You Known The Longest?: not sure, dont matter
Who's The Shyist?: cant tell
When Have You Cried The Most?: when a girl was involved
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: not sex, music
Worst Feeling?: losing a best friend
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?: halfway between earth and the moon
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?: penis size
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?: 2060
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the: heads of midgets
Let's look at the: humping couple
What a nice: clit
Where did all the: catapults come from?
Why can't we: fuck
Silly, little: shithead
Isn't it weird that: God created man
Never under any circumstance: fart during sex
I wish: i could wish
Everyone has a: eye socket
I am: pissed off
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?: only with music
Been To Juvie?: nope
Mooned Someone?: uh....yes
Been Rejected?: not gonna say
Ran Away From Home?: yup
Pictured Your Crush Naked?: saw naked
Skipped School?: yes
Thought About Suicide?: unfortunetly it failed...
Slept Outside?: more than once
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: laughed so hard i pooped, then laughed harder
Cried In School?: seroiusly?
Thrown Up In School?: haha, yeah
Wanted To Be a Model?: model for wal-mart
Cheated On Someone?: never
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: yes
Seen A Dead Body?: hm...no?
Been Bitched Out?: too much
Drank Alcohol?: just a little bit
Smoked?: i quit...so yeah i do
Been On Drugs?: you know it
Eaten Sushi?: why is that a question
Been On Stage?: sure have
Gone Skinny Dipping?: for sure
Shoplifted?: yeah
Been Drunk?: usually after drinking alcohol....
Been Called A Tease?: oh yeah...
Been Beaten Up?: not yet, but working on it
DO YOU
Swear?: fuck ya
Sing Well?: wouldn't call it singing...
Shower Daily?: more than once
Want To Go To College?: already there
Want To Get Married?: dont know
Believe In Yourself?: nope
Get Motion Sickness?: if i would i would be a loser
Think You Are Attractive?: know it
Get Along With Your Parents?: off and on, usually off
Like Thunderstorms?: hell ye
Play An Instrument?: triangle
Own An IPOD?: no, laptop
Pray?: should
Go To Church?: should
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?: no, real ones
Keep A Journal/Diary?: in my head, its called memories
Dance In The Rain?: if its raining and im dancing
Sing In The Shower?: moan in the shower
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke?: coke
McDonald's or Burger King?: donalds
Single or Group Dates?: single
Chocolate or Vanilla?: chocolate
Strawberries or Blueberries?: neither, strawberries
Meat or Veggies?: penis
TV or Movie?: movie
Guitar or Drums?: guitar
Adidas or Nike?: adidas
Chinese or Mexican?: same
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?: cinamon toast crunch
Cake or Pie?: cake
MTV or VH1?: mtv
Blind or Deaf?: deaf
Boxers or Briefs?: boxer briefs
CAN YOU
Do The Splits?: everyone can to an extent
Write With Both Hands?: ha! thats a good one
Whistle?: damn it, im so pissed i cant
Blow A Bubble?: so hard
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?: no, i hate myself
Cross Your Eyes?: cross my balls
Walk With Your Toes Curled?: lol, nose curled
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?: nope
Dance?: not really
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?: hell yeah
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched:: Jesus
You Talked To On The Phone:: Jocyln and Danielle
You Instant Messaged:: Gaby
You Hugged:: Heidi....
You Yelled At:: Heidi....
You Played A Sport With:: thomas and james
WHAT'S THE LAST
Time You Laughed?: about 61 seconds ago
Time You Cried?: DMB and O.A.R. concert
Movie You Watched?: parts of fight club and wedding crashers
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?: orbit
Joke You Told?: dont tell jokes, they are lame
Song You've Sung?: dreamgirl
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You?: milkyway gallaxy, and myspace
What Can You See Out Your Window?: the reflection of myself
Are You Listening To Music?: ha, i am now...thanks
What Are You Wearing?: a cheetah
What's On Your Mousepad?: dont have one
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: dont affect me i dont care
Do you believe in miracles?: i guess so....fuck
Magic?: NO
Love at first sight?: NO, i try that everytime
God?: YES
Satan?: YES
Ghosts?: only cool ones
Santa?: saint nic
Evolution?: FUCK NO, THAT SHIT IS BULLSHIT
IN A BOY...
Fav Eye Color:: blue
Fav Hair Color:: white
Short or Long Hair:: long
Height:: tall
Weight:: skinny
Best Clothing Style:: robes
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?: antartica
Number Of CD's I Own:: not enough
Your Good Luck Charm:: pubes
How many pillows do you sleep with?: one
Do you drink milk?: okay
Person You Hate Most:: THOMAS
Most Outdated Phrase:: chill
Do you think God has a gender?: damn right, MALE
Where do you think we go when we die?: hell
How many rings until you answer the phone?: by far the dummest question ever
What is something scientists need to invent?: more drugs
Are you a health freak?: nope
Are you a virgin?: OMG I WISH
If you could travel into space, where would you go?: to the end of the universe
What is the worst weather?: hot as fucking shit and no where to swim
Did you play with Barbies as a child?: i tried to fuck them
How many grades have you failed?: about to be one
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