"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear."-Mark Twain
"Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with." -Mark Twain
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naked baby showers, scrabble, unicorns, rainbows, rim jobs, ninjas, smoking crack, jausting, midget porn, jumping on trampolines, beauty pagents, cross-dressers, and cricket.
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A NAKED DUDE WITH A BONER!!!!!!!!!!!!
jesus, adolf hitler, edgar allan poe, mark twain, martin luther king, and george bush.all good comedians and musicians
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TANDAVA U WILL MARY A TALL GUY THATS WEIRD BUT COOL IN A WAY
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Which Sublime song are you?
Caress Me Down
Te gusta reggae, y te gusta punk rock. Oh and what's that other thing you like...oh yeah-sex. You're hornier than Ron Jeremy. Uuh, and that's the lovin' sound.
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DJ
You're that cool big sis in the family
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Which Goonie r u?
Mikey
You are ver adventurous. You practically lead the Goonies, and are very brave. Your hero is a dead pirate you inspires you to be yourself.
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Donatello
You've been described as 'the brains' of your family or group of friends. You're the natural born, 'Mr. Fixit'. You're also considered the most reserved, preoccupied with your own little thoughts and ideas. But that doesn't mean you don't hang with your family and friends! But, you still find it easy to get lost in your own thoughts...daydreaming often. You'd rather talk things out than fight. You long for a day when there's nothing but peace in the world, and when you can finally rest with your own thoughts. Violence is something the world could completely live without. One of your labels may be, 'true to blue friend'. You're strong at heart and powerful at mind.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dis aint flo
Birthday: mt saint helens day
Birthplace: my dads old cabin's living room floor
Current Location: fat sapp's comp
Eye Color: hunerd
Hair Color: see through
Height: same as eye color
Right Handed or Left Handed: i switch when tired, im pritty ambidextris
Your Heritage: irish baby!
The Shoes You Wore Today: are on my feet
Your Weakness: hot girls
Your Fears: castration..............not realy thats more of a wish
Your Perfect Pizza: ham, onions, pinnapple, jalepenos, garlic, olives, sasage, and mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: see natalee! and not go to jail
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: cock shit tit balls
Thoughts First Waking Up: why am i naked?
Your Best Physical Feature: arm pit hair, no joke
Your Bedtime: when ever bonertime is over
Your Most Missed Memory: i cant remember i was really sober
Pepsi or Coke: pee
MacDonalds or Burger King:
Single or Group Dates:
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Chocolate or Vanilla: either as long as im licking it off naked steve
Cappuccino or Coffee: see one above
Do you Smoke: sometimes out of my asshole, its very strang
Do you Swear: fucking fuck no i dont fucking swear! that shit is for faggot pussies!
Do you Sing: do you breath?
Do you Shower Daily: i show my self nude at the junior high daily
Have you Been in Love: only with men
Do you want to go to College: im kinda going to one right now, when i get up in time to
Do you want to get Married: ye but ill be pissed if its not to a horse
Do you belive in yourself: hell ya bitch. wait what money?
Do you get Motion Sickness: ye some times i throw up just when i think im spinning
Do you think you are Attractive: as long as hot babes and gay dudes do it dont matter
Are you a Health Freak: if you change health with sex, then YES
Do you like Thunderstorms: uuuummmmmm pritty sure they hurt people
&..39;Do you play an Instrument:' ya i blay the bing bong slong gong.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hah! i havnt drank alcohol in the last hunerd months
In the past month have you Smoked: ya this one time i boned real real real fast
In the past month have you been on Drugs: just heroin
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i ate a date after a rape of my mate with a dinner plate
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: fuck oreo i ate a box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: sssssshhhhhhh.......thats from steve
In the past month have you been on Stage: ive been on you
In the past month have you been Dumped: ha! ya by a girl ive never met!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: its fucking march but i most certainly have
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: just hearts and heroin
Ever been Drunk: pritty sure this is the third question about drinking and NO!
Ever been called a Tease: ye ive been called alot of things, mostly mr. tits
Ever been Beaten up: only by girls and myself
Ever Shoplifted: ye im a compolsive ovacado stealer
How do you want to Die: fucking
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: simons inner thigh horn, or taller
What country would you most like to Visit: one where assholes are banned from, so i aint going
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: bald
Short or Long Hair: none
Height: hunerd feet tall indians
Weight: hunerd foot wide indians
Best Clothing Style: nude
Number of Drugs I have taken: thats way to personal, plus i dont do drugs, just heroin
Number of CDs I own: tomas and i lost all of them with our v cards
Number of Piercings: 8 in my ween ween
Number of Tattoos: my body is one solid tatoo of myself only taller
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 13... i dont know mainly just one though
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