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You can tell when a movie is a thriller because all the women have their giant boobs crammed inside tiny shirts, and when they have sex, they keep their panties on and block their lover's view of their nipples with a bed sheet or an elbow. Action movies are defined by someone getting thrown through a fish tank, and you'll know you're watching a drama because your penis will begin to retract into your body in order to escape your tears.
Ass Pennies are pennies that have been at one time or another put in someone's ass, then put into circulation in order to secure a psychological advantage in negotiations. "I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with."