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Alex

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About Me

A vibration, felt within the very core of my existence. The first sign of the apocalypse. Part of me is taken off guard, surprised by the sensation and the events that follow. Part of me knew it was going to happen all along. Part of me thinks I'm an idiot. A twist of the body, a swing of the arm, and what can only be described as an odd jerking motion later, and my phone is out of its holster. Its a PDA, capable of conference calls connecting several parties round the world. Sending and receiving e-mails filled with important ..s vital to the success of multi-billion dollar corporations. I use it for the... phone. Its most important feature is making the owner look important. Thats a good feature to advertise to people such as myself... without a job. Sitting in my hand, it waits patiently as I examine the Caller ID and decide if the person on the other end, who made the time and effort to place the call, is worthy of my attention. I answer 'Hello?' in a low and somber voice, but with enough feeling to convey both my present emotional state, as well as employ upon the receiver what I feel should be their given reaction. In a soft, heart-lightening voice, layered slightly by a grittiness which could only come from shed tears, she says 'I love you.', and abruptly hangs up. I try to hold back a smile, but my lips can't manage. I know I can stop whats coming, but not now, not this time. I let the tears fall where they may.I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

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Movies:

You can tell when a movie is a thriller because all the women have their giant boobs crammed inside tiny shirts, and when they have sex, they keep their panties on and block their lover's view of their nipples with a bed sheet or an elbow. Action movies are defined by someone getting thrown through a fish tank, and you'll know you're watching a drama because your penis will begin to retract into your body in order to escape your tears.

Television:

Ass Pennies are pennies that have been at one time or another put in someone's ass, then put into circulation in order to secure a psychological advantage in negotiations. "I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with."

My Blog

Guitar Hero II - SasquatchRVC Edition

--- Set 1 ---Seven Nation Army - The White StripesRedneck - Lamb Of GodFreak On A Leash - KornWoman - WolfmotherPeace Sells - Megadeth--- Set 2 ---94 Hours - As I Lay DyingLilacs And Lolita - From Aut...
Posted by Alex on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:01:00 PST

IF YOU DOWNLOAD READ THIS

They are watching! Listen, this goes to EVERY PERSON! (At least in the US anyway.) If you are downloading something, and you know, or even have a hunch, that there could be some copyrighted material w...
Posted by Alex on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:32:00 PST

On Your Own

I can seethe imagery of pain.Through your eyes,one frame at a time.I can feel thisthrough your lips.And nearly taste deathfrom the stench that you bring.Bodies fallfrom the sound of your voice.Ending ...
Posted by Alex on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 08:46:00 PST

Killer Instincts

I can feel it as you draw near.My primal instincts kick in.Hairs begin to stand on end.Its all coming back.All the words that you said.All the games that you played.All the lies that you spread.You're...
Posted by Alex on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 02:59:00 PST

If Only It Were A Nightmare

(sample sound: Someone saying 'What seems to be the problem?', then Nikki Syx replies 'Your mother's a cucumber, and we're makin' salad!')They've upped my dosages.I'm losing the feeling.I'm becoming n...
Posted by Alex on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 03:57:00 PST

Justice Unfounded

Waking up with a knife in my hands.Memories flashing peripheral reflections. There is no hope for me. I realize today, the way to make this stop will cost my life. CONFUSION.MADNESS.TEMPORARY INSANITY...
Posted by Alex on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 04:26:00 PST

Body Thoughts And Mind Actions

When I sleep, they can't get me.Thoughts, without remorse.I have yet to discover if this time of rejuvenation heals me from these wounds, laid down upon myself from within, or if they are simply lyin...
Posted by Alex on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 02:11:00 PST