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335iPwn

Memento vivere

About Me

I am originally from San Antonio, TX...yes; I am a Texas boy and proud of it (but not to the point of ridiculousness). I was in the Air Force for 8 years and acquired friendships that will last a lifetime. I enjoyed every moment of it; however, it was time to move on...so that is what I did. I now work for the government, but in a different capacity, as a contractor. There is a ton more personal freedom and I cannot complain. I live life to the fullest and take the punches as they come. I do not like drama, but drama seems to follow me. I have a ton of crazy stories, some of which cross the line of absurdity and many of which seem unbelievable. I like randomness, but I also like consistency. I like change, but I also hate change. I am indecisive. I like to say things that are unconventional, inappropriate and against social norms just to see people's reactions. I love jokes that are not PC and I enjoy stereotypical statements...I do not discriminate. I am easy going. I am not a fan of people who use contractions when they write. I cannot stand misspellings or poor grammar. I am a little narcissistic. I am super serial.
One time Tom called and asked me to stop creating those stupid bulletins.

My Interests

Poker (no-limit texas hold'em) 9-ball, reading, watching tv/movies, cars, traveling, partying and relaxing (in that particular order).

I'd like to meet:

You

Music:

Techno, rap, metal, alternative, punk, emo, screamo and so much more

Movies:

Comedies are my favorite genre of movie (mostly corny comidies). To name a few, Neopolian Dynamite, Kung Pow, Dude Where's my Car and Zoolander.

Television:

Nip/Tuck is my favorite. Other than that, anything that is funny, interesting or educational.

Books:

Non-fiction and fiction

Your Personality Is
Guardian (SJ)

You are sensible, down to earth, and goal oriented.
Bottom line, you are good at playing by the rules.

You tend to be dominant - and you are a natural leader.
You are interested in rules and order. Morals are important to you.

A hard worker, you give your all at whatever you do.
You're very serious, and people often tell you to lighten up.

In love, you tend to take things carefully and slowly.

At work, you are suited to almost any career - but you excel in leadership positions.

With others, you tend to be polite and formal.

As far as looks go, you are traditionally attractive. You take good care of yourself.

On weekends, you tend to like to do organized activities. In fact, you often organize them! The Three Question Personality Test

Heroes:

Tucker Max, Maddox and and this kid.

My Blog

Man Laws

Man Laws 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following ci...
Posted by Karlclysmic on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 11:08:00 PST

Seriously???

The only reason I'm bringing this up is because I've heard it twice, both of which were in different cities.  Ok, so I was traveling back from Huntsville, AL via aeroplane and this little kid nex...
Posted by Karlclysmic on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 08:01:00 PST

If MySpace was real....

Tila Tequila would know everyone in the whole world. You would struggle over the time it takes someone you like to crack your top 8. 19 year old boys wouldn't own shirts and 19 year old girls wo...
Posted by Karlclysmic on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 05:28:00 PST

My Hero!

1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 2. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his...
Posted by Karlclysmic on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 04:10:00 PST

Homeless Persons

I just finished watching a video of some guys exploiting homeless people.  These guys lead the homeless people to believe they would win a significant amount of money or other ridiculous prizes i...
Posted by Karlclysmic on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 07:47:00 PST

33 Laws of Myspace (revised)

  The 32 laws of MySpace 32 laws of myspace...1. "NEW PICS" bulletins are effing desperate and sad.2....
Posted by Karlclysmic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The story behind "Why yes, I am Irish"

So it's Thursday night, the night the Spurs became the 2005 World Champions and my friends and I are downtown celebrating the victory by ensuing riots.  After the riot starting, we decided to go ...
Posted by Karlclysmic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Boeing

So on Tuesday the 1st of June I flew to VA for a job interview with Boeing.  If Boeing decides to hire me and take part of my vast knowledge in satellite systems, I could be working as soon as ne...
Posted by Karlclysmic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Club Season

Last night I ventured to a local club and got drunk........the end.
Posted by Karlclysmic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fun at a bar/club

This one is for the guys. Next time you are at the club, pull your apple bags out through your fly and walk around the bar asking people if it looks like cancer! Ohhhh man, what a good time. I'm t...
Posted by Karlclysmic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST