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~*Jill in the Box*~

Stereotypes Are A Real Time-Saver

About Me

I smoke a lot of cigarettes, drink a lot of coffee, and watch a lot of movies. I tend to use dialogues from my favorite movies in normal conversations. I think it may be a compulsive disorder since I have done so since about twelve years of age. I’ve been with my boyfriend Aaron for almost three years now. He is my love and my rock. I’m also really close to my brother and sister. Those who are also close to me understand why. I reside in a small house kind of in the sticks. It’s pretty quiet and I thoroughly enjoy it despite that I only made it about 30 minutes from my hometown. I hate war, it scares me so... As do clowns and sharks… I hate meeting new people although I will be polite and speak back if someone should speak to me. I also love to read. I mostly like to read classic literature and memoirs. I’m not in college because frankly all my literary heroes don’t have any degrees and to be a great writer I don’t think you need someone else’s structure and form. You’ll also rarely find me without a book. I have them all over the place. I have them scattered in the backseat of the car, in the bedroom, sitting on the end table by my couch, and so on and so forth. I also have a mini pincher named Chubby. She’s sort of like my kid. I love her to death. She was born on Halloween in 2005. She’s lying next to me as I type this. I also hate anime… and South Park… to hell with Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

I smoke a lot of cigarettes, drink a lot of coffee, and watch a lot of movies. I tend to use dialogues from my favorite movies in normal conversations. I think it may be a compulsive disorder since I have done so since about twelve years of age. I’ve been with my boyfriend Aaron for almost three years now. He is my love and my rock. I’m also really close to my brother and sister. Those who are also close to me understand why. I reside in a small house kind of in the sticks. It’s pretty quiet and I thoroughly enjoy it despite that I only made it about 30 minutes from my hometown. I hate war, it scares me so... As do clowns and sharks… I hate meeting new people although I will be polite and speak back if someone should speak to me. I also love to read. I mostly like to read classic literature and memoirs. I’m not in college because frankly all my literary heroes don’t have any degrees and to be a great writer I don’t think you need someone else’s structure and form. You’ll also rarely find me without a book. I have them all over the place. I have them scattered in the backseat of the car, in the bedroom, sitting on the end table by my couch, and so on and so forth. I also have a mini pincher named Chubby. She’s sort of like my kid. I love her to death. She was born on Halloween in 2005. She’s lying next to me as I type this. I also hate anime… and South Park… to hell with Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

My Interests

Movies:



Television:

Roseanne, Frasier, Will & Grace, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Invader Zim, Doug, Rocko’s Modern Life, The Oblongs, Mission Hill, Desperate Housewives, Kablam!, The Critic, King of the Hill, Boy Meets World,Strangers With Candy and almost everything on HGTV…

Books:

Hunter S. Thompson, Aldous Huxley, Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palahniuk, Christopher Moore, Memoirs, Classic Literature, Alternative Screenwriting, Rough Guide to Cult Movies, Rough Guide to American Independent Film, Elizabeth Wurtzel, Hilary Carlip, Sylvia Plath, and Shakespeare.

Heroes:

Edward Bloom in Big Fish, Pee Wee Herman in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, Lester Burnham in American Beauty, Tyler Durden in Fight Club, Tony Montana in Scarface, Mallory Knox in Natural Born Killers, Enid in Ghost World, Sam Rothstein in Casino, and Comicus in History of the World Part 1. And those are just my fictional heroes. I’ll give anyone a buck if they can pin point what all these characters have in common. I also idolize Rachel Ray, Emily Dickinson, Kurt Vonnegut, Oliver Stone, Steve Buscemi, Hunter S. Thompson, Hunter S. Thompson and Martin Scorsese, Mel Brooks, Tim Burton, Quentin Tarantino, Robert De Niro, and Ray Liotta.

My Blog

A New Movie

     Oh the joy of opening up a brand new DVD.  The anticipation of what you are going to find inside even though you already know that it is definitely going to contain the c...
Posted by ~*Jill in the Box*~ on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 03:42:00 PST

Give me a fucking break...

I had a pleasant talk with Rocky last night.  It's great that we share the same opinion on most things but also can disagree on some topics and then get to hear each other's view point on why we ...
Posted by ~*Jill in the Box*~ on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 03:40:00 PST

My Love

Love is lying on the bed, cheap cigarette in right hand and his necklace strewn across his chest.  Love is shaking his leg, absentmindedly flicking ashes onto the hardwood floor.  He blows p...
Posted by ~*Jill in the Box*~ on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 03:41:00 PST

Weird Dreams

Last night I had a terrible dream.  I dreamt that I was running from this Mexican gang because they were trying to kill me.  I remembered I jumped into the back of this truck and that a "fri...
Posted by ~*Jill in the Box*~ on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 03:39:00 PST

My Ciggies

      I walk into the convenience store and the bright fluorescent bulbs blind me for a quick second.  My gaze follows to the rows of cigarettes behind the counter and I ...
Posted by ~*Jill in the Box*~ on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 03:37:00 PST

Oh you kids...

Man, it's totally amazing of how many of my "myspace friends" captures them drinking.  I'm pretty sure you all are in a rebellion stage but trust me it gets old and when you do get to the legal d...
Posted by ~*Jill in the Box*~ on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 01:24:00 PST