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mittens

whaddup!

About Me

Hi. I'm Mittens. People have been bugging me 4eva to get one of these things, so here I am. I'm not really 99. I'm approximately 2 years old but no one knows for sure. I have thumbs. I can climb trees better than you. My mother taught me how to come down backwards, so now I can get down too. One time I chased my friend Pooh Bear up the tree and he didn't come down for nearly 9 hours. Everyone made a big fuss. People climbed the giant tree and the fireman ladder wouldn't even reach him. He eventually came down but is no longer around. I miss Pooh Bear. I love my housemates and I'm glad they still love me cuz I can be naughty a lot. I hate affection, but I am getting better at accepting it. I am just too darn cute for anyone to resist loving me. Peace.

My Interests

toilet water drinking, pretending i'm a snob, mouse and bat catching/chasing in the house, galloping rather than running, couch and speaker scratching, hanging out with other animal peeps, lounging, knocking everything off of everything, windowsill sitting, playing outdoors, getting as dirty as possible, pestering neighbors, exploring, eating more than you, acting autistic.

I'd like to meet:

Hoes and bitches.

Music:

whatever the roomies are listening to (i.e. new order, the cure, reel big fish, the mountain goats, bjork, some techno jams). Oh, and Paul Baribeau. He used to live here and hold me like a baby.

Movies:

whatever the roomies are watching. they don't let me choose much.

Television:

my paws are too damn huge to work the tele or the remote!

Books:

nah.

Heroes:

tigers.