Underwater Log Cabin (not for the faint of heart) |
Again my feces have defied physics and any rational explanation. It's friday, so I went and got 2 eggs over easy, wheat toast, and some breakfast potatos at a local cafe. They make great s...
Posted by timzeek on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 07:30:00 PST |
Fast cars are fast. 56k, do not try this at home. |
Okay, so most of you know I went on the 'Dream Car Tour' on Monday. for those that didn't know, you do now. The premise is this: you pay $500 to drive 6 super cars (out of 8 they have on h...
Posted by timzeek on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 11:21:00 PST |
Do NOT scare old people. |
Some of you might have read a recent bulletin I put together: It was about a woman who was so in a rush she shoved me out of the way at a Metro turnstyle, ran 6 steps and the train (which we bot...
Posted by timzeek on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 06:36:00 PST |
Old Men and Buicks |
I've had it. Had it. HAD IT. With old men, and their Buicks. I live in Northern Virginia where we have traffic like Seattle has rain. We have a 'thing' we do here called slugging. Basically, you drive...
Posted by timzeek on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 01:32:00 PST |
Penguins |
Have you seen the movie "March of the Penguins"? Let me recap it for you.
The penguins are cold. Really cold.
They decide to leave Antartica. They get ready for a long f#$king trek.
They're halfway ...
Posted by timzeek on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 09:22:00 PST |
Working with People |
Those of you who've been in constant contact with me over the past few years have probably heard these stories, but I thought they deserved a rehashing.
They're absolutely true (with only minor...
Posted by timzeek on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 11:26:00 PST |
Funny poop story I wrote. |
Well, we've all had some poop tales, and I just had one worthy of telling. I'm the kind of person who doesn't like to poop with other people around. All day there's been people in the bathroom, so I'v...
Posted by timzeek on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 07:34:00 PST |
A funny story for you to read. I f.$king said read it!! |
One of my favorite stories about me, and who I am is also one of the simplest. I used to have a white chevy cavilier. I think it was a 1998, or a 96. I can't remember. It had AC and was an auto and no...
Posted by timzeek on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 07:49:00 PST |
