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About Me

Well folks, you have reached my MySpace, howzit?I am possibly moving to Bristol in 2-3 months and am currently renting a house in Christchurch. I would like to be a professional wrestler (SERIOUSLY!), but there aren't any schools in Christchurch so I have decided to wait until I go to England and then I might check out the LDN training school in Edmonton. I don't really want to go to a US school cuz they'll probably think I'm just some useless lanky bugger. I am interested in Football (support Tranmere), Muay Thai, Brazilian Ju Jitsu, YouTube, Wrestlecrap (or "wretling crips" according to "Damien Demento"), Football Fans Census, jellybeans and I have a varying interest of music.

My Interests

My "list", martial arts, Trying to collect over 100 wrestling tapes/DVDs, looking for Blue's Clues, supporting Tranmere Rovers, Spiderman, Spiderpig, Masters of the Universe, CHIKARA, training to be a pro wrestler, videogames, surfin' youtube, getting into real-life Benny Hill style chase scenes, wrestlecrap.com.

I'd like to meet:

Myself in person, Homer Simpson, cool people, old friends from England, celebrities, Vince Russo, Skeletor from Masters of the Universe, RD Reynolds, Blade Braxton, Matt Classic (best... gimmick... ever, Benny Hill wrestling at it's best), Kurt Cobain, pro wrestling fans and insiders , pro wrestlers, fellow "crappers" (fans of wrestlecrap.com), New Zealand wrestling fans.

Music:

Kid Rock, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Dave Clark Five, Metallica, HIM, Evanescence, 36 Crazy Fists, Razorlight, Disturbed, Lars Fredriksen and the Bastards, Pantera, White/Rob Zombie, Sevendust, New Found Glory, Alter Bridge, Quietdrive, Nirvana, The Offspring, Tool, Pennywise, Rancid, Slayer, Pearl Jam, Oasis, Sum 41, Godsmack, Drowning Pool, Yellowcard, Linkin Park, Guns N Roses, Velvet Revolver, Breaking Benjamin, CKY, Stereophonics, Die Artze, Ricky Martin, Papa Roach, 2000AD, Living Colour, Sonic Infusion, Z Cars theme and many more that I can't remember....

Movies:

Borat, Anchorman, Friday 13th, Zorro, Goal series, Jackass series, Simpsons movie, South Park movie.

Television:

Most TV is rather sh*t, it's all about spoilt, money-grabbing, ego-mad punk kids these days, so before I start sounding like an old man I will tell you I like stuff on YouTube, Viva La Bam, Wrestling Society X, Pro Wrestling Guerilla, LDN, CHIKARA, Family Guy, The Jerry Springer Show, The Bill, My Name Is Earl, Cops, America's Hardest Prisons, 60 Minutes and Skins.

Books:

Death of WCW, Crap Towns: The 50 worst places to live in the UK, You'll Win Nothing With Kids, I played sh*t, here's my book, the thesaurus, FourFourTwo, FSM.

Heroes:

Bam Margera, Carlos Tevez, Spiderpig, Teddy Hart and Chris Shuker.

My Blog

Georgia State Athletic Commission rules for wrestling (utter shite).

The Georgia State Athletic Commission has been considering some changes for their wrestling rules. Initially, I believe that Athletic Commissions would be good as they would start drug testing certain...
Posted by Luke Hartley on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 02:39:00 PST

My mind at the moment

Well, nobody reads these things much but I feel like speaking my mind on a few things just for the hell of it. DRUGS, ALCOHOL ETC. I don't drink, smoke, snort any white shit or anything like that. It'...
Posted by Luke Hartley on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 03:39:00 PST

Story about this chick I met last night.....

Well, it is the first time that I have ventured into the Romance and Relationships category in my MySpace blog, surprise surprise. I am sure that not many people read my blogs but that doesn't really ...
Posted by Luke Hartley on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 03:43:00 PST

The Man, The Myth, The Legend: Chris Benoit

The wrestling world is saddened by the tragic passing of arguably one of the greatest technical wrestlers of all time, Chris Benoit, who was found dead along with his wife Nancy, and his son...
Posted by Luke Hartley on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 04:12:00 PST

Raw draft lottery

Next week, there will be a 3 hour long special of WWE Raw, which will consist of the first ever tri-branded draft lottery, consisting of Raw,Smackdown and ECW, and we get to finally see some of t...
Posted by Luke Hartley on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 04:15:00 PST

IPW Ignition, it's not what it used to be

A while back, a music channel known as Alt TV started airing a little pro wrestling show called IPW Igniton at midnight on a Friday Night/Saturday morning. I had to admit, it was a good show, hos...
Posted by Luke Hartley on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 06:15:00 PST

Trying to start my own firework display

I am in sub-sanity mode here, so lets rock n roll with my topic. I feel like throwing an insane firework display where explosions are coming out left and right and sky rockets are flyin...
Posted by Luke Hartley on Thu, 24 May 2007 06:53:00 PST

Well folks, Paris Hilton is going to jail and I rant a bit here as well

Will Paris Hilton benefit in jail, my answer is yes..... Why my answer is yes? Simple, for a while now the evil media people and others have been depicting Paris Hilton as an "A-List" spoilt brat who ...
Posted by Luke Hartley on Tue, 15 May 2007 07:02:00 PST

I admit, Wrestling Society X was NOT bad.

A while back, MTV ran an experiment known as Wrestling Society X. It wasn't intended to compete with WWE, TNA, AAA, NJPW etc, but just to be a viable alternative to the big leagues, and also offer a n...
Posted by Luke Hartley on Mon, 14 May 2007 05:25:00 PST

At the movies...

On a regular trip to Cash Converters, I picked up the whole F'N first season of Family Guy and dude it is awesome. Go to music stores and it will be around $40, I picked it up for half that price. I h...
Posted by Luke Hartley on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 05:55:00 PST