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Derek

Well, I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the

About Me

I'm Derek... if you want to know more, just ask, I keep no secrets. Seriously, try me. Ask me anything. I'm the proverbial open book. But be warned this book is a horror story. I'll tell you things you never wanted to know. Things that'll make your skin crawl and the hairs on the back of your neck stand up. I'll haunt your dreams. You'll regret ever talking to me... kinda like how you're regretting reading this now. What the eff are you supposed to write in these things anyway? Suck on it myspace. . .

My Interests

Drawing, reading, drawing/reading comic books, Movies, TV, dining out, coronas, GO PATS!!, bulldogs, darts, frisbee, RED SOX!!, trivia night, making people laugh, I like doing sketch comedy and stand-up....

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet someone with a "green thumb" & have it looked at by an Orthopedic surgeon. I want to meet a man from Nantucket. I want to meet a zombie & let it bite me to see how long it takes to turn into a zombie myself. I want to meet a psychologist prostitute & let her blow my mind. I want to meet someone with phantom limb syndrome where wings should be. I want to meet Lane Meyer & ask him for two dollars. I want to meet a really unattractive person opening an umbrella in the rain & ask them why they even bother. I want to meet an Asian person asking for my vote on Election Day. I want to meet Kurt Cobain & thank him for the Foo Fighters. I want to meet John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt because that's my name too. I want to meet a narcoleptic & walk in front of him with a pillow.

Music:

Punk Covers of 80's music... Green Day, The Donnas, Yellowcard, Blink 182, Sum 41, New Found Glory, Simple Plan, Pearl Jam, U2, Rancid, The Ramones, anything you can dance to, house, Fatboy Slim. And, lately, I've been listening to music I call "Classic Rewind": REO Speedwagon, Talking Heads, Asia, Journey, Pat Benatar, Styx, Queen, Supertramp, Joan Jett, Blue Oyster Cult, The Cars, The Police, Peter Gabriel...

Movies:

The Goonies, Dumbo, Say Anything..., The Fifth Element, Spiderman 1 and 2, Daddy Day Care, 300, V for Vendetta, Serendipity, Kung Fu Hustle, The Truman Show, Dawn of The Dead, Shaun of The Dead, any zombie movie really, and, of course, Zoolander... (They're break dance fighting!!)

Television:

24, House, Scrubs, Mythbusters, Numb3rs, Lost, CSI, The Unit, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, How I Met Your Mother, The Office, Daily Show, most all cartoons...

Books:

Anything by Kurt Vonnegut, World War Z, The Watchmen, any and all comic books. I like books with pictures... and boobs. R.I.P. November 11th, 1922 - April 11th, 2007

Heroes:

"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that." -Lloyd Dobbler