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martotheizzo

I be the body dropper, heart beat stopper, child educator plus head amputator.

About Me

I'm 23.I work at an airport. I need to finish school. I kill jokes faster than anyone on earth. But I'm not as lame as my "about me" section is. (I hope) Click the picture to go my blog.Be the first to read it!Little boxes on the hillside, Little boxes made of tickytacky Little boxes on the hillside, little boxes all the same There's a green one and a pink one and a blue one and a yellow one And they're all made out of ticky tacky and they all look just the same.And the people in the houses all went to the university Where they were put in boxes and they came out all the same, And there's doctors and there's lawyers, and business executives And they're all made out of ticky tacky and they all look just the same.And they all play on the golf course and drink their martinis dry, And they all have pretty children and the children go to school And the children go to summer camp and then to the university Where they are put in boxes and they come out all the same.And the boys go into business and marry and raise a family In boxes made of ticky tacky and they all look just the same.psst, I didn't write this. Like the guy in the $3000 suit is going to write this COME ON!

My Interests

Music, Burritos, Politics (or marveling at the stupidity involved), Blogs, Movies, L.A. Times, Shows, people watching, Disc Golf, rock hopping, Dodger Blue, Subs, Tecate,

I'd like to meet:

Everyone I want to meet is dead. Except for Bob Barker.

Music:

fuzzy guitars, 60's motown production, Iggy Pop's yelling, good hip hop, out of control guitars in the garage, anything with post in front of it.

Movies:

I'll watch most anything. But I can't stand most mainstream comedies/romance movies.

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Simpsons, Fox Rox, The Soup, and I love New York. Don't judge me, I know it's rotting my brain but I love it.

Books:

Currently: The Best Democracy Money Can Buy by Greg Palast

Heroes:


Frank Lloyd Wright
Bill Hicks
Larry David
Fernado Valenzuela
Dan Marino

My Blog

tiny life...

some pics of my exciting life  (now eat your grain of salt!) here and here...
Posted by martotheizzo on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:49:00 PST

Photos!

Hey I finally have new photos of my exciting rock n roll life! Their from my camera phone, so their not amazing, but not bad. Man I love my LG CU500 (nerd alert) If you think this is a ploy ...
Posted by martotheizzo on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 12:06:00 PST

Words to live by (at a show)

"when people go out, they should have a good time. if you're standing around looking all frowny faced, go the fuck home. casbah crowd- i'm looking at YOU!"   -Cat Dirt from Cat Dirt Sez so t...
Posted by martotheizzo on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:36:00 PST

Authenticity

A few weeks agoSD Citybeat published their BEST OF SAN DIEGO 2006. The whole theme of the list(s) was "authenticity"  San Diego get's pigeon holed as this soul less, fake city. Not...
Posted by martotheizzo on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:09:00 PST

O irony

How ironic that we want to kick every illegal immigrant out of the country...and here comes hurricane Alberto towards Florida.
Posted by martotheizzo on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 08:53:00 PST

Dear Fallbrookians...

Thanks for letting me into your freaking little town. Only 20 minutes away from the hustle and bustle of track home USA, you guys let me into your weird world. So thanks. But sadly (well not too sadly...
Posted by martotheizzo on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 09:54:00 PST

Fashionista shmashionista.....

Ok this is probably the most shallow, unimportant, useless, bborderline gay post I will probably ever do. I don't mean to be any form of a  fashion police here but rich people that fly into my wo...
Posted by martotheizzo on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 02:18:00 PST

Dear 30 high school kids that marched on El Camino....

So I'm sure you have seen the daily marches in LA against  the numerous anit-Illegal Immigration bills in Congress. Over 100,000 people have marches in just over two days. This post is not about ...
Posted by martotheizzo on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 11:56:00 PST

Welcome to yuppiedom!

Here is a quick overview of a not too bad weekend (complete with bad grammer and all) ... FRIDAY: Got out of work and went out to eat wtih Jammie. We went to Tripianos in Fallbrook which is quickly be...
Posted by martotheizzo on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 09:25:00 PST

Random Saturday Night

Oh shit man we got so drunk a few weekends ago that I was seeing double. I was soooooooooooooo wasted bros and bras. It was fucking sweet. About as sweet as when you hit your self in the head and just...
Posted by martotheizzo on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 07:13:00 PST