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Thomas

nobody cares, least of all me

About Me

Hi there, I'm Thomas. I'm a UCF film student who has no idea what he wants from life except not to be bothered by it too often. I am immensely laid back, sometimes to a fault, and I like anybody who doesn't sweat over insignificant nonsense. My turn ons include sense of humor, intelligence, and big fake tits. My turn offs include possessiveness, hypocrisy and small fake tits (because really, what's the point?). I am currently dating Priscilla McEver a tiny yet incredibly sexy little piece of humanity who kicks way more ass than you probably do. Fucker.

My Interests

making movies, making sarcastic and pretentious comments and making out with my girlfriend.

I'd like to meet:

If you know this kid, you never need to meet anyone else: Click here to witness the Stallion in Motion

Music:

Too broad to list. All the shit you listen to plus half the shit you hate.

Movies:

All of them, especially the horrible ones. The tip of the iceberg list:Recent: Garden State, The Machinist, Shaun of the Dead, Team America. Of all time: Fight Club, Citizen Kane, Donnie Darko, Mallrats, Psycho, Pulp Fiction, Old School.

Television:

family guy, simpsons, mr. show, any HBO special about children addicted to something

Books:

Palahniuk shit out the ass, Vonnegut, Irvine Welsh, random sci-fi stuff.Comics: Watchmen, Transmetropolitan, Preacher, so on, so forth. All the stuff you should have read by now for full nerd points.

Heroes:

Charlie Kaufman, Groucho Marx, Salvador Dali, Alfred Hitchcock, Bruce Campbell

My Blog

Girlfriend Applications

I haven't been feeling unoriginal or pathetically begged for attention enough lately so here is my girlfriend application: Name: Age: Favorite Movie: Least favorite thing about your own personali...
Posted by Thomas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

california like a motherfucker

oh shit, i just went to LA. that's fucked up. here, check out some pictures and shit. www.livejournal.com/~thomas_payne
Posted by Thomas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

blah

they say that you can't truly love someone until you love yourself. i will die single.
Posted by Thomas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST