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Anthony - THE THIRST MUTILATOR

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About Me


If you can't handle humor about German feces flicks, Chyna's penis and pedophilia, chances are you won't like me. I'm an odd guy, but one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. I have my wierd moments, like being extremely quiet in front of those I've not known for years, but deep down, I always mean well. I figure myself as somewhat of an awkward induvidual at times. One of those guys that after someone gets killed the neighbor of the muderer always says of the man; "He always kept to himself," except I have no desire to murder anyone (save for a game of Mortal Kombat). Shit, I find it hard to talk to people out of the blue, so I'd probably the worst killer ever. So have I freaked you out enough yet? Hope you're still with me here. If you are, I'm gonna like ya :) I like dirty jokes, I love the New York Mets and I think Dream Theater is the greatest band on the face of the planet. That's basically me in a nutshell. I'm a geek. I'm a nerd. I'm an awkward sonuvabitch and I make no bones about who I am and what I want to do in life. You hear that one, potentential employers and contacts? Even Dolph Lundgren can't break me."This is TRUE...this is REAL...this is STRAIGHT EDGE!" - CM Punk (who's better than you, btw :)
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
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You are Dream Theater. The most legendary
prog-metal band in existence, the creators of
the 42-minute "Six Degrees of Inner
Turbulence", and home to one of the best
guitarists in the world.
Which Prog-Metal band are you?
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You're Iron Maiden! Developing from punk roots, and
now with Bruce Dickenson back on ship, you're
still the leading British Heavy Metal band.
Form has greatly slipped as of late, however,
even your new three guitar onslaught with the
returning Adrian Smith just isn't as impressive
as it used to be. ..m/ rating of 7
Which Legendary Heavy Metal Band Are You?
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YesYou like to sing about the wonders of life, the
universe and the never ending battle between
good and evil. Your stage shows are elaborate
and your lyrics are mystical. You're known for
having spectacular album covers. You're known
for epic and complex compositions.
Which Prog Band Are You?
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What metal band are you?
Death
You are Death! You are one of the key inventors of modern day death metal. With every album you've always gotten better. You're well respected in the music industry. The metal world wept when your band creator passed away from a brain tumor. Symbolism is an important property in your music.

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What type of metal are you?
Thrash metal.
Very fast, yet very heavy metal. You focus on speed at all times. Includes the likes of early Metallica, and Six feet under.
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You are progressive metal. Technique is essential.
Long songs are essential. Keyboards are usually
essential (definately essential these days). Be
a music snob. Its everyone else that's
narrow-minded anyway.
What sub-genre of metal (music) are you?
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What Band's Symbol are You?

Led Zeppelin's Symbols
The symbols of Led Zeppelin represent you best. You are an individual and you are different from everyone else. You have friends but each of you have your own personality and don't copy how you act from eachother. You're awesome! There needs to be people more like you!
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You are Peter Gabriel, a master of Prog. You left
Genesis to pursue a solo career, and you
haven't disappointed. You were lead singer in
the band from 1966 until 1975, in which you
sang on From Genesis to Revelation, Trespass,
Nursery Cryme, Foxtrot, Selling England by the
Pound, and The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway.
Plus, you sure know how to make a reverse
mohawk look good.
Which Genesis member are you?
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My Interests


I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is nice.

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Music:


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DREAM THEATER, Rush, Metallica, Megadeth, Anthrax, Slayer, Pain of Salvation, Demons & Wizards, Shadows Fall, Into Eternity, The Who, Killswitch Engage, Lacuna Coil, Nevermore, Arch Enemy, Into Eternity, Black Label Society, Mastodon, Carcass, Blaze, Tystnaden, Strapping Young Lad, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Halford, Bruce Dickinson, Neal Morse, The Gathering, Black Sabbath, Lullacry, Quo Vadis, Sentenced, October Thorns, Exodus, Tunnels, Lamb of God, Ark, Borknagar, Star One, Symphony X, Operatika, DragonForce, Control Denied, 3 Inches Of Blood, Liquid Tension Experiment, Transatlantic, OSI, Stratovarius, Genesis (with Peter Gabriel), Presidents of the USA, Spock's Beard, Old Man's Child, Fight, Queensryche, John Williams, Dimmu Borgir, Cellador, Fair To Midland, Brainstorm, The Crown, Primal Fear, Rammstein, Sinergy, Tool, Apocolyptica, Porcupine Tree, Silent Industry, Children of Bodom, Terror 2000, Collective Soul, Zandelle, King Diamond, Stratovarius, Nightwish, Tool, Gamma Ray, S.O.D., Yes, Dark Tranquility, IQ, Trivium, Savatage, Ayreon, Fates Warning, In Flames, Mastodon, Iced Earth, Callenish Circle, Blind Guardian, The Mars Volta, Necrophagist, Helloween, Edguy, Opeth, Horse The Band, Evergrey, AC/DC, Yes, Spheric Universe Experience, Emperor, Twilight Odyssey, King's X, Pantera, Death, Masterplan, Testament, Immortal, Angra.
DAATH

Movies:

Vanilla Sky, High Fidelity, The Lord of The Rings Trilogy, The Star Wars Saga, Spider Man 1&2, X-Men 2, Kevin Smith's Jersey Chronicles, Office Space, Kill Bill 1&2, The Muppets Take Manhattan, Taxi Driver, The King of Comedy, Pulp Fiction, The Apartment, South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut, Beavis & Butthead Do America, Fight Club, Magnolia, Boogie Nights, Rock 'n' Roll High School, The Kids Are Alright, This Is Spinal Tap and those are all the ones i can think off hand.

Television:

24, Heroes, Arrested Development, MST3K, Farscape, Lupin III, Perfect Hair Forever, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Case Closed, Sealab 2021, Space Ghost: Coast To Coast, Family Guy, Futurama, Full Metal Alchemist, Dead Like Me, Harvey Birdman, Big Brother (tis my vice, you know ;), The Sopranos, WWE Raw, WWE Smackdown, TNA Impact, Diggnation, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Cheap Seats, C.S.I., Survivor, American Dad, Greg the Bunny, Wonderfalls, Penn & Teller: Bullshit, The Office and South Park
Which 24 (season 5) charactar are you?
Clhoe O'Brian
You are one of Jack Bauer's most trusted friends.

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What Heroes Character Are You?
Sylar
Your evil, have some inferiority issues, and have the ability to see what are the inner mechanism of people and objects; though you use this to kill people and steal powers. :(

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Books:

Star Wars novels, 24 novels, Wrestling books...I'm a geek, what did you expect? My favorite book of all time is "Have A Nice Day" by Mick Foley. Recently read books are "The Bad Guys Won" about the '86 Mets, "The Alphabet Of Manliness" by Maddox and "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" by Tucker Max and "The Death Of WCW" By RD Renoylds and Bryan Alvarez.

Heroes:

Opie & Anthony, Jim Norton, Mike Portnoy and Jack Bauer....btw, already met *all* of them ;)

My Blog

Such Lovely Music...

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Posted by Anthony - THE THIRST MUTILATOR on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 09:22:00 PST

NEVER ENOUGH: Reaching New Lows

Here's a good one that just happened yesterday. A different John Doe, though if you search through MySpace DT haunts long enough, you can find out who he is:JohnMDoeM's Comment:"I know who runs this m...
Posted by Anthony - THE THIRST MUTILATOR on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:35:00 PST

Good News and Bad News

Bad News First: I just COMPLETELY BOMBED an interview with a digital marketing firm.Good News: I got a "David Wright" (in quotations because the numbering and lettering are 1 tone as opposed to tri to...
Posted by Anthony - THE THIRST MUTILATOR on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 04:24:00 PST

Random Muses

I could be taking this time to look for a job...instead, I'm typing a MySpace blog.Oh yeah, I'm unemployed again. I quit Buddylube last week.I need a nap. I got up at 10:30 AM when I didn't have to in...
Posted by Anthony - THE THIRST MUTILATOR on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:33:00 PST

A Dilemma

So I find myself employed.I've been working at a company called Buddylube for the past few days. Buddylube is a web 2.0 marketing company that partners with websites that have unique things to offer a...
Posted by Anthony - THE THIRST MUTILATOR on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 10:05:00 PST

I'm trying to compete with Borivoj on how little sleep I get

Is it working?I've not slept a wink with my gf keeping the cat in the room. Oh well. I guess my friend adding percentages on Dream Theater's myspace are shooting through the roof now.Btw, have you add...
Posted by Anthony - THE THIRST MUTILATOR on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 05:33:00 PST

A Weight Lifted...I Guess

The word is out, folks! great timing for me, huh? I end up let go and end up losing out on working with my all-time spoogeworthy favorite band!! *Sigh* Thus is life. I remember when the whole band cam...
Posted by Anthony - THE THIRST MUTILATOR on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 01:01:00 PST

Evil Mapasaurus

Evil Mapasaurus Gets PWN3D, metal and geekdome reign supremeEvil Mapasaurus Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Anthony - THE THIRST MUTILATOR on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 07:47:00 PST

What's this? A New Blog?

While waiting for my melatonin to kick in, I have a few random things to say:I'm on a vintage jersey kick now. I just bid on this sweet 1988 Mets BP jersey that I hope I win. Hopefully I'll have some ...
Posted by Anthony - THE THIRST MUTILATOR on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 01:23:00 PST

I Have Come To A Decision

Hayabusa has the best theme song in all of puro history. Taka's "Yamato Suite 4" comes reeal close, but Hayabusa's themes are much more epic and have more atmosphere to em.That is all.
Posted by Anthony - THE THIRST MUTILATOR on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 12:32:00 PST