♥I'm Amanda. I'm little. I like green M&M's, purple Skittles and red Sour Patch Kids. I am terrified of birds. I want the dragon from the Never Ending Story for my pet. I think tea can solve most life related problems. I want to be everything when I grow up. I can't golf. I have never outgrown my crush on Fox Mulder. My favorite animal is an Elasmasaurus. I get nauseous if milk touches any part of my body or clothing. I count change standing on one foot. I have OCD. I'm low maintenance. I keep deoderant in my car. I love Volkswagens and old blue pick up trucks. I love driving; I do it entirely too fast and with my seat too far back. The only stipulation I have for my future house: it must have a porch. Endoplasmic Reticulum sounds way too cool for it's own good. Blood pressure cuffs make me pass out. I like it when a person can talk about the mechanics of something. I will go to the Louvre some day. Boots are my preferred form of footwear. I've always wanted to look good in hats. I think Cheese-Its are delicious and I eat them in stacks of four. I can't sing on key no matter how hard I try. I hate when my toes touch my bed so I sleep with my feet hanging off the side. Baths are incredible. I want to own every John Cusack movie ever made. I then want to become him. Iridium is my favorite element on the Periodic Table. My ears kind of stick out. I have a deep bellybutton. I back the phrase "shut up and dance" one hundred percent. The thought of the bank gives me minor panic attacks. Varying sentence structures makes me oddly happy. I want to write a book. I respect independent films. Washing dishes is highly theraputic. I love apple juice but it makes my stomach hurt. I have, on more than one occassion, pretended to be an aquatic life form that lived at the bottom of my pool in the summer months. I love to sit and listen to a group of people talk. I can be heartless. I believe you can tell alot about a person by their couch. I measure out the serving sizes of my cereal. I enjoy the thought of bay windows. I should never be left alone with a glue gun. I am almost competitive by nature. Music owns me. I over use commas. I always sit in the middle in the photo booths at the mall. I like my shadow. Basket weaving intrigues me. I hum my own theme music. Teleportation may be the coolest concept on the planet. I like making strange noises at inappropriate times. Movie theater popcorn must be layered with butter and salt or else it is not edible. Openly passing gas is not a problem for me. Flip flops can be worn all year. I get angry if I'm hungry. I also begin to talk very loudly if I'm full, pleasantly or otherwise. Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday because it isn't rushed. I memorize U.S. patent numbers on products. I worry about my retirement. I can't ride a bike. I like cooking dinner. Botswana is my favorite country. It irks me when people use "to" and "too" improperly. Beach hair and skin are two of the most satisfying summer feelings. I am not afraid of love. I can do the electric slide while I pee. At times I have a southern accent for reasons unknown to me. Life lessons are unimportant. I am a creature of habit. I run from my problems. I could eat pan fried noodles every day for the rest of my life. Velour makes me nervous. I have what is perhaps a rather unhealthy emotional attachment to inflatable swans. I love Scrabble.
If you don't know the difference between Jimmies and Sprinkles, this relationship isn't going to work. I'm sorry.
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