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About Me


life without water is a very dry life. the world is your oyster...so eat it.

12:51..."so read your books, but stay out late some nights"...100+ miles :)
I edited my profile with toothpaste...YOU CAN TOO !
Which Homestar Runner character are you?
this quiz was made by an eclair. (before it was eaten)
HELLO! I'm Henry VIII, I am...but I find that more and more homies are calling me Lauren...the terrible...why, i do not know...must be the close resemblance to ivan. BUT IT'S OK, really. here's me in a nutshell:
After years of destitute isolation in the swiss alps, I have relocated brocktown, which is a beautiful fishing village slash industrial city slash tropical rain forest located in north america, a very beautiful, very majestic chunk of land.
my interests in life are sadly limited to curmudeonry and bird-watching...such feathered friends as the wild turkey, the bum pigeons, the poultry that ends up on one's plate, and the occasional dapper robin redbreast looking always so couth with its martini. ah, fine fine avian creatures. my hobbies include, but are not limited to, shearing sheep so i can weave the wool to make woolen afghans for the new england winters (brrr) and march. (br) well, there you have it, the story of my life....
it's a known fact that the door is not a jar.◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊& loz;◊◊◊◊◊

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the door is not a jar. and pie is not square
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My Interests

REMEMBER: not breathing can "cause you to die." straight from the horse's mouth.
LOOK at that snowpal, there..just chillin'..at the beach..oh how silly..he's going to MELT!!!!OHH LOOKIE herrre...a happy family (although some have identity crises)



sushi

comics-my faves: foxtrot, zits, mother goose n grimm, off the mark, rwo, snapshots, THE PRO CARTOONISTS' INDEX! yes! YESS!!
and we can't forget: slate, sandwiches, sara lee and her ham, and turkey boobs, rhyming when unnecessary, ruining your favorite song for you- yaa welcome! | the SOX-the only beantown sport i care for, a stupid fascination with irishness..i dont know where that comes from..probably ireland..FUNtabULOUS words like 'flabbergasted' and bamboozle and shhhiboleth, idiohhsyncrasies, ! || offbeats, squares, knacks, public display of affection, html, MYOB AND MBTA, OMG! food-eating, food-PLAYING, breathing, my lungs!, corn pops sans milk, breaking it down, the color blue!, exclamation points!, laptops, they dont sit on my lap, but oh well-i forgive them!, restaurants, summer, fall, but not winter, spring is soo last season!, autumn leaves, halloween, norman rockwellism, breezes whistling throuuugh trees...everything that is not random..because i obviously abhor randomNESS...obviously...and pro-fem. hoorah.FOXTROT

I'd like to meet:

the supercalafragilistic with a dashing sense of expialidocious-ness.and people who break stereotypes...but not dishes.

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Music:

with my pots and pans, your bands don't stand a chance.
nirvana. PINBACK. INTERPOL. the killers. jimmy eat world..mmm, world, tastes good, right? arctic monkeys. ZOX. ARCADE FIRE. some velvet underground. TED LEO and his apothecaries. get up kidsthose STROKES. goodness, how i do love the strokes...etc etc aaaand etc. ...and i'd just like to add that i really, really...really despise all that sean paul madness... snazzy OLDIES Motown! SAM COOKE. french music sounds lovely. some bob dylan blues. surf and turf! some just plain OLD stuff. sinatra (imagine being stuck on the highway, early evening, in late summer, early autumn with this on...mm mmm.) *DOO-WOP*(yess) big band swing from the days. late-niiiight jazzz and all that sssassafrasss, when im in the mood, deelish :D. ..hm, eclectic, eh?....MTV is mucky turkish veal! bluh!
providence stations KICK ARSE ∧∧∧∧ .

Movies:

these mooove me: pulp fiction. the hours. wonder boys. naked gun series- the third one is best-to this day, i have not seen a funnier movie. eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! six degrees of separation. the notebook. american beauty. house of sand and fog--amazing film--moving and profound, an unforgettable masterpiece of cinematic craft and artistry with an incredibly touching storyline. when harry met sally. american graffiti. ROCKY HORROR. cabaret.
list goes on...i've been wanting to see pi and magnolia for the longest time.'american splendor':
"life is sad, and sweet...and, in the end, so hard to let go of.." something along that idea. :)

Television:

the weather channel's ever-suspenseful programming...blizzard tomorrow? AHH

Books:

playing by the book... Catcher in the Rye, my first love. THE AWAKENING. Nectar in a Sieve. books are delicious. anything and everything by my physician--dr. seuss is the man.

Heroes:

anyone whos fallen off the saddle or muule and gotten back up, experienced unfortunate circumstances, yet didnt give up, can (verbally) stand up for themselves and their beliefs, does whats right (wake up call from the conscience)-not follow the whims of the majority, unless it's right. princess di.Mom.
TELL US HOW RIDICULOUSLY COOL YOU ARE ! - The Survey..type='hidden' name='question1' value='TELL+ME+ABOUT+YOURSELF+-+The+Survey'..type='hidden' name='type1' value='2'
Name: 'your awesomeness' works. my real shan't be revealed, very secretive. shh..type='hidden' name='question2' value='Name%3A'..type='hidden' name='type2' value='1'
Birthday: 12 days after bastille day. ..i know what you're thinking: now, isn't that somethin'..type='hidden' name='question3' value='Birthday%3A'..type='hidden' name='type3' value='1'
Birthplace: on a tropical chunk of land ..type='hidden' name='question4' value='Birthplace%3A'..type='hidden' name='type4' value='1'
Current Location: mongolia !.. i mean..brockton, or town of brock- if ur not local-- or brock, i f youre really terrific like me and like to abbreviate things unnecessarily- it's a natural habitat located in THE WORLD (the current residence)..type='hidden' name='question5' value='Current+Location%3A'..type='hidden' name='type5' value='1'
Eye Color: mud!..type='hidden' name='question6' value='Eye+Color%3A'..type='hidden' name='type6' value='1'
Hair Color: mix all the colors in the world and u get...? ...no! not puke green...shut up!..type='hidden' name='question7' value='Hair+Color%3A'..type='hidden' name='type7' value='1'
Height: shorter than 100 feet, but im still hopeful...type='hidden' name='question8' value='Height%3A'..type='hidden' name='type8' value='1'
Right Handed or Left Handed: right, only morons use their left, ambidextrous ppl are indecisive freaks of natures...type='hidden' name='question9' value='Right+Handed+or+Left+Handed%3A'..type='hidden' name='type9' value='1'
Your Heritage: cells, strategically arranged..type='hidden' name='question10' value='Your+Heritage%3A'..type='hidden' name='type10' value='1'
The Shoes You Wore Today: what shoes did you wear today?..type='hidden' name='question11' value='The+Shoes+You+Wore+Today%3A'..type='hidden' name='type11' value='1'
Your Weakness: chess skills, i lack them...type='hidden' name='question12' value='Your+Weakness%3A'..type='hidden' name='type12' value='1'
Your Fears: backwards spellings of palindromes (implies stupidity), paper, when i clearly prefer plastique....and failure..type='hidden' name='question13' value='Your+Fears%3A'..type='hidden' name='type13' value='1'
Your Perfect Pizza: circular, smothered in tomato paste..some cheese for decoration's sake. ..type='hidden' name='question14' value='Your+Perfect+Pizza%3A'..type='hidden' name='type14' value='1'
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: up the grades..hopefully, get into my stupid dream school, which is ridiculously expensive, so i probably cant afford it, anyway...improve my writing skills..id like to be a writer someday. ..type='hidden' name='question15' value='Goal+You+Would+Like+To+Achieve+This+Year%3A'..type='h idden' name='type15' value='1'
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lego my eggo..type='hidden' name='question16' value='Your+Most+Overused+Phrase+On+an+instant+messenger%3A' ..type='hidden' name='type16' value='1'
Thoughts First Waking Up: 'today looks like a good day to take over the world' (when it's not raining, of course)..type='hidden' name='question17' value='Thoughts+First+Waking+Up%3A'..type='hidden' name='type17' value='1'
Your Best Physical Feature: left pinky...it's a very cool pinky...the right one rocks, too. ..type='hidden' name='question18' value='Your+Best+Physical+Feature%3A'..type='hidden' name='type18' value='1'
Your Bedtime: that would be the time i head to bed, Mom..type='hidden' name='question19' value='Your+Bedtime%3A'..type='hidden' name='type19' value='1'
Your Most Missed Memory: aug. 15-17, 1969....and the day a week from the day before yesterday..boy! that suure was great day! ..type='hidden' name='question20' value='Your+Most+Missed+Memory%3A'..type='hidden' name='type20' value='1'
Pepsi or Coke: i like my beverages imported from poland..you know, where the springs are...type='hidden' name='question21' value='Pepsi+or+Coke%3A'..type='hidden' name='type21' value='1'
MacDonalds or Burger King: all hail fast food (yeah, right)...one screams IRISH and the other reeks of royalty...cant beat that, eh?..type='hidden' name='question22' value='MacDonalds+or+Burger+King%3A'..type='hidden' name='type22' value='1'
Single or Group Dates: single? why would i want to go on a date by myself??..type='hidden' name='question23' value='Single+or+Group+Dates%3A'..type='hidden' name='type23' value='1'
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tea's tea- they're all the same, say I (a tea connoisseur)..type='hidden' name='question24' value='Lipton+Ice+Tea+or+Nestea%3A'..type='hidden' name='type24' value='1'
Chocolate or Vanilla: ever heard of choconilla?.....yeah, me neither..type='hidden' name='question25' value='Chocolate+or+Vanilla%3A'..type='hidden' name='type25' value='1'
Cappuccino or Coffee: skin complexions?..type='hidden' name='question26' value='Cappuccino+or+Coffee%3A'..type='hidden' name='type26' value='1'
Do you Smoke: i smoke salmon.....type='hidden' name='question27' value='Do+you+Smoke%3A'..type='hidden' name='type27' value='1'
Do you Swear: i swear i dont swear...type='hidden' name='question28' value='Do+you+Swear%3A'..type='hidden' name='type28' value='1'
Do you Sing: im a troubadour..type='hidden' name='question29' value='Do+you+Sing%3A'..type='hidden' name='type29' value='1'
Do you Shower Daily: of course not...then id be clean...who'd want that??..type='hidden' name='question30' value='Do+you+Shower+Daily%3A'..type='hidden' name='type30' value='1'
Have you Been in Love: haha, ohh, looove....type='hidden' name='question31' value='Have+you+Been+in+Love%3A'..type='hidden' name='type31' value='1'
Do you want to go to College: yesss, coolege makes u smarrrt and articckulatte and write GOOD ..type='hidden' name='question32' value='Do+you+want+to+go+to+College%3A'..type='hidden' name='type32' value='1'
Do you want to get Married: only if i find the right person, you know, as opposed to the left person?..type='hidden' name='question33' value='Do+you+want+to+get+Married%3A'..type='hidden' name='type33' value='1'
Do you belive in yourself: i beLIVE in a lot of things...like good grammar, korrect spelling of words, tacos..... but seriously? i believe its all a matter of effort and drive. its true what they say- hard work does pay off. ..type='hidden' name='question34' value='Do+you+belive+in+yourself%3A'..type='hidden' name='type34' value='1'
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when i feel like it..type='hidden' name='question35' value='Do+you+get+Motion+Sickness%3A'..type='hidden' name='type35' value='1'
Do you think you are Attractive: to what species?..type='hidden' name='question36' value='Do+you+think+you+are+Attractive%3A'..type='hidden' name='type36' value='1'
Are you a Health Freak: are you a cabbage? ..type='hidden' name='question37' value='Are+you+a+Health+Freak%3A'..type='hidden' name='type37' value='1'
Do you get along with your Parents: parents are like cashews...theyre nuts. but who can blame them? kids run with scissors. ..type='hidden' name='question38' value='Do+you+get+along+with+your+Parents%3A'..type='hidden' name='type38' value='1'
Do you like Thunderstorms: goodness, this is one long-asss survey!..type='hidden' name='question39' value='Do+you+like+Thunderstorms%3A'..type='hidden' name=&..39;type39&..39; value='1'
Do you play an Instrument: yes, my mouth..type='hidden' name='question40' value='Do+you+play+an+Instrument%3A'..type='hidden' name='type40' value='1'
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: at church, on occasions...when they serve it...type='hidden' name='question41' value='In+the+past+month+have+you+Drank+Alcohol%3A'..type='h idden' name='type41' value='1'
In the past month have you Smoked: "smoking helps you lose weight, one lung at a time."..type='hidden' name='question42' value='In+the+past+month+have+you+Smoked%3A'..type='hidden' name='type42' value='1'
In the past month have you been on Drugs: vitamin c supplements prevent scurvy..type='hidden' name='question43' value='In+the+past+month+have+you+been+on+Drugs%3A'..type='h idden' name='type43' value='1'
In the past month have you gone on a Date: oh hecks yes, one and half times...that makes two for the year..im on a roll!..type='hidden' name='question44' value='In+the+past+month+have+you+gone+on+a+Date%3A'..type=' hidden' name='type44' value='1'
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: the mall? whats that?? oh is that the place where i work oh..type='hidden' name='question45' value='In+the+past+month+have+you+gone+to+a+Mall%3A'..type=' hidden' name='type45' value='1'
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yellow! ..random questions call for random answers
..type='hidden' name='question46' value='In+the+past+month+have+you+eaten+a+box+of+Oreos%3A'.. type='hidden' name='type46' value='1'
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: sick question, those goldfish cost me fifty cents...type='hidden' name='question47' value='In+the+past+month+have+you+eaten+Sushi%3A'..type='hid den' name='type47' value='1'
In the past month have you been on Stage: forget the stage- you can catch me on brooaadway...probably got lost...type='hidden' name='question48' value='In+the+past+month+have+you+been+on+Stage%3A'..type='h idden' name='type48' value='1'
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope...whats my secret?....I dont have a bf! :D..type='hidden' name='question49' value='In+the+past+month+have+you+been+Dumped%3A'..type='hid den' name='type49' value='1'
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: only in the shower..type='hidden' name='question50' value='In+the+past+month+have+you+gone+Skinny+Dipping%3A'..t ype='hidden' name='type50' value='1'
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yeah, a 50" flatscreen from best buy...i'll do it again when theyre not looking.
..type='hidden' name='question51' value='In+the+past+month+have+you+Stolen+Anything%3A'..type= 'hidden' name='type51' value='1'
Ever been Drunk: i dont think one gets drunk on dihydrogen monoxide..type='hidden' name='question52' value='Ever+been+Drunk%3A'..type='hidden' name='type52' value='1'
Ever been called a Tease: no, but ive been called a geek before, close enough ..type='hidden' name='question53' value='Ever+been+called+a+Tease%3A'..type='hidden' name='type53' value='1'
Ever been Beaten up: the bro tried to beat me up this one time, but cleearly he was no match for my karate chops, hi yah...type='hidden' name='question54' value='Ever+been+Beaten+up%3A'..type='hidden' name='type54' value='1'
Ever Shoplifted: i notice these questions are getting redundant...you people are on to me...yikes!..type='hidden' name='question55' value='Ever+Shoplifted%3A'..type='hidden' name='type55' value='1'
How do you want to Die: having lived. to experience the seasons. of life! peace smiles, chump. ..type='hidden' name='question56' value='How+do+you+want+to+Die%3A'..type='hidden' name='type56' value='1'
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: not a grown-up..type='hidden' name='question57' value='What+do+you+want+to+be+when+you+Grow+Up%3A'..type='hi dden' name='type57' value='1'
What country would you most like to Visit: pangea. shangri-la, to catch the group in concert. hehe..type='hidden' name='question58'value='What+country+would+you+most+like+to+ Visit%3A'..type='hidden' name='type58' value='1'
In a Boy/Girl....type='hidden' name='question59' value='In+a+Boy%2FGirl..'..type='hidden' name='type59' value='2'
Favourite Eye Color: not red..type='hidden' name='question60' value='Favourite+Eye+Color%3A'..type='hidden' name='type60' value='1'
Favourite Hair Color: ashy brown or chestnut...its a crying shame all other colors are ugly...type='hidden' name='question61' value='Favourite+Hair+Color%3A'..type='hidden' name='type61' value='1'
Short or Long Hair: not longer than mine, not shorter than a bald guy's...shags, waves, the whole works, not curls...theyre for girls...named earl...type='hidden' name='question62' value='Short+or+Long+Hair%3A'..type='hidden' name='type62' value='1'
Height: not taller than an oak tree, yet shorter than a sequoia. ..type='hidden' name='question63' value='Height%3A'..type='hidden' name='type63' value='1'
Weight: average..but then again, i dont know what the avg guy's weight is...89, right?..type='hidden' name='question64' value='Weight%3A'..type='hidden' name='type64' value='1'
Best Clothing Style: AF burlap sacks! ..not. i hate that store...the burlap can stay...type='hidden' name='question65' value='Best+Clothing+Style%3A'..type='hidden' name='type65' value='1'
Number of Drugs I have taken: just allergy med--very understandable- a lot of people are allergic to me...type='hidden' name='question66' value='Number+of+Drugs+I+have+taken%3A'..type='hidden' name='type66' value='1'
Number of CDs I own: =number of CD's you BUY....stealing is illegal and requires too much effort...type='hidden' name='question68' value='Number+of+CDs+I+own%3A'..type='hidden' name='type68' value='1'
Number of Piercings: piercings are for girls. oops, excuse my sexism...type='hidden' name='question69' value='Number+of+Piercings%3A'..type='hidden' name='type69' value='1'
Number of Tattoos: how about less than none, and no more than zero?? zippo! *with all that said, forget men, I just want good grades! ..type='hidden' name='question70' value='Number+of+Tattoos%3A'..type='hidden' name='type70' value='1'
Number of things in my Past I Regret: LIVE AND LEARN, NO REGRETS! ...well, this has been entertaining and a waste of my time writing, as well as yours reading. have a beeauutiful day..and dont steal my shower cap! a bientot!..type='hidden' name='question71' value='Number+of+things+in+my+Past+I+Regret%3A'..type='hidde n' name='type71' value='1'
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cheesecake and other things you dont care to know about me, BUT I DONT MIND SHARING!

...because i am nice!...well, here goes:- i am really poor!- nicely-trimmed lawns really ROCK MY WORLD!- i will mow ur lawn for money!- i am an excessive exclamation point abuser/user-aholic!!!!!...
Posted by à la mode on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 07:29:00 PST

ouch

...now im really not an irritable person (really, im not dammit!), but some things are just plain annoying slash ridiculous / not awesome:- people who call me 'hun' when i dont know them. or dont like...
Posted by à la mode on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST