Questions 52, 53 and 54 |
Question 52
i kno weve had our problems b4...but i need help. u see...theres this guy who was my best freind for 4 yrs. he was like a big brother to me, i followed him and pretty much idolized ...
Posted by Jesus on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 02:07:00 PST |
Jesus, Race and Racists |
There have been a lot of poorly spelled comments recently suggesting that I am, in fact, black, or that the Bible was written by white people, or etc., etc..
I had anticipated some confusion on this,...
Posted by Jesus on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 04:29:00 PST |
Questions 49, 50 and 51 |
Dear Flock,
.I was recently made aware that MySpace keeps track of the most popular blogs on the site. I checked very carefully, and there was no mention of the What Would Jesus Do? blog. That's...
Posted by Jesus on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 09:14:00 PST |
Questions 47 and 48 |
Hello, My Children,
Sorry it's been so long, the meat wagon I use to punch the earthly keyboard had the audacity to go on vacation for a month. So I gave him a fungus that swelled his throat s...
Posted by Jesus on Thu, 17 May 2007 10:25:00 PST |
Questions 44-46 (plus a Very Special Feature) |
Hello, Friends!
Am I mistaken, or do I have a comment on my page from a kid who appears to be fifteen touting the effect some wiener-grow-big pills had on his friend's sex life? I'm tempted to...
Posted by Jesus on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 08:01:00 PST |
Questions 41-43 |
QUESTION 41:
just wondering - why do i keep dreaming that i'm lost, or that i cannot get back to the place i need to be, or i can't find someone.....? is there something missing in my life? i'm happi...
Posted by Jesus on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 10:26:00 PST |
Questions 38-40 The Return of Romance, Mormons and an Open Letter |
Dear Jesus Haters,
Thank you for all the lovely messages. While nothing makes a Savior feel warm and cuddly on the inside like a full mailbox, I can't help but comment on the lack of creativity...
Posted by Jesus on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 02:27:00 PST |
What Would Jesus Do? Questions 35, 36 and 37 |
Sorry, guys. Heaven stuff was calling. Question 35 Recently there has been a lot of issues regarding body image. I have noticed that your picture appears to be airbrushed to the point of a M...
Posted by Jesus on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 02:51:00 PST |
Question 34: A Halloween Special |
Just had to get these in before Halloween:
Question 34:
(a)What is your official position on "Halloween"? Can I eat my mini-Snickers in peace, or should I concern myself with the ...
Posted by Jesus on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 01:45:00 PST |
Questions 30-33 |
I whined and you responded with a dump truck full of questions for the Jesus. Unfortunately, the internets isn't a thing you can unload like a truck. Nay, I say unto you it is more like a Series of Tu...
Posted by Jesus on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 09:23:00 PST |
