Your Porn Star Name Is...
Jenny Jiggles
What's Your Porn Star Name?
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Jenny Jiggles
What's Your Porn Star Name?
Jewelry Television, the white trash cousin of QVC. 'Hostesses' with porn star names like Nikki and Misty, give the channel a real classy feel. Watching these trailer park princesses shill 'lab-created' gems, with their french manicured nails and red-neck accents, only heightens the feeling that you're part of an exclusive club.
So what if you can get better quality jewelry at Walmart? Where else will you find a Lazy Susan filled with fake diamonds, sapphires and rubys, spinning round and round?
http://www.jewelrytelevision.com
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