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MADE YA LOOK!!!
...ya lookin' azz...
"WHAT?!?!? YOU?!?!
Yo Dog- I KNOW YOU ain't talkin bout me!!!
You BEEN on my d*ck,
Nikka you LUV my style!!!"
-Nas "Ether"
Ya'll don't understand... Kellz so HOT my exes rock me on they pages & lie to the fam sayin we still together just to get *Brownie Points*!!! LMMFAO
Kats hittin me up like "Awwww... I'm glad ya'll worked it out... She rockin her baby HARD on that page!!!"
Huh? Wha? Who's speaking?!?!
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!!!!!!!!
ohhhh... But, I am....
CONGRATULATIONS- You're LAME AS KCUF!!!
Sad Little Girls...
Since my taste in music is so awful, Indulge me this one last time... Pls proceed to the nearest computer, download "SUCK IT OR NOT" and after you do JUST THAT, delete the file
IM-MEE-JEE-ATE-LY
And go on about your day...
*MINUS* the texting & sending me pics...
mmmmkay Pumpkin?!?!?
"Don't start none, Won't be none/
No reason for your mans to panic/
You don't wanna see no ambulances/
Knock a pimp's drink down in his pimp cup
That's the way you get Timberland'd up!!!"
*I'm ROLLIN over here*Got it? Good...
::::LET'S GO::::
"The 5 hottest rappers of all time?
*Extends hands to count on fingers*
Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan & DYLAN!!!
Bah-Rump-pum-pum-Pump/
Rump-pum-pum-Pump/
I rip & I rhyme/
I rhyme & I rip/
Listen 2 dis HOT FIYAH dat Dylan spit..."
"I spit HOT FIYAH!!!"
***I'm sorry, but that is THE FUNNIEST skit from the Chappelle show that I've ever seen yo...***
"Oh... Babs- You just gon' talk on ya Anytime minutes? And You... you just gon' sit there & chop onions in my face? Choppin onions, huh? That's what's good in the hood??? NESS?!?! OH!!! You just gon' sit there & do ya TAXES huh??!!?"
Aight- so I'm a clown & I HAD to start off with a laugh...
Like Mother/ Like Daughter, I suppose...
THANKS LANDON for getting me hooked on that by the way... Nearly CHOKED OUT at work the other day... Preciate it!!!
But on to things more pressing...
First things first:
~I'm Kellz~
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Child of God
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Mommy to Kristiana
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The Instrumental Matriarch of Dualite'
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Adopted "Sissy" to L[Dot] Camille Williams-Schultz
(There really ARE Angels on Earth)
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Automobiles/ Firearms Enthusiast
(Currently hooked on the Chrysler Aspen / Desert Eagle, respectively)
Drive like I'm drunk, but I got GREAT aim, ya dig?!?!
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Lover of Both Rhyme AND Reason (One without the other is just 'IGNANT')
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Mistress to Bouts of Ectasy, Flights of Fancy & really whateva makes ya feel good for a second- Harbor no ill-will or regrets... You thought you were doin the right thing for AT LEAST 2 seconds- so RUN WIT IT!!!
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Most important of all...
also known as
|:iNsTrUmEnTal:|
Feel me? No? YOU figure it out...
:::NEXT:::
Allow me to reintroduce MY TEAM *LOL*:
my GUARDIAN ANGEL :
L "Hurricane" Camille... THE MOST faithful, loyal, graceful, understanding, compassionate & forgiving person God has EVER allowed me to cross paths with... UNTIL... I mention that ONE chick's name & ALLLLLL the FAYETTENAM comes up outta her *snappin my fingers* LIKE THAT!!! LOL... I LOVE YOU... "Friend" doesn't cover it... You've been my SISTER, my mother, my BROTHER (b/c you DO have a NAKRA side... One that LOVES A.JOLIE, I might add!), my pastor, my therapist, my life coach & everything in between... Thank God for YOU!
my ROCK :
"Knowledge Born ~What's the SCIENCE?" Yes, I know "BELLY" word for word, but that's neither here nor there... Thank you for just *BEING*... The ONE person that gets more amped about Dualite` than *I* do...
I 'LUH' YOU GUHL!!!!
And I will ALWAYS keep my D'z UP!!!
Yeah- That's no typo...That's a "D"... Keep up or you might miss something...
Once again for the mentally, literally, intellectually impaired...
...Or just plain *IGNANT*... lol
I am:
The Instrumental Matriarch of Dualite'
SANCTUARY???
If so, BY ALL MEANS
:::::::ATTEMPT TO PLAY CATCH-UP:::::::
:::::::::::PROCEED:::::::::
It may be that God has a plan that neither you nor I have the power to foresee or comprehend... But, from the perspective of MY meager, mortal & barely-functioning cognitive faculties, I'd have to say NEVER AGAIN NIKKA!!!
As my BabyBoi
*FREEZY N. Baby*
[PLEEZ say da "Baby"] says...
HALLELUJAH, HOLLABACK!!!
*LOL*
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Elitist~ (noun) One who possesses consciousness of or pride & entitlement in belonging to a select or favored / dominant group
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Elitism~ (noun) The belief that certain persons or members of certain classes or groups deserve favored treatment by virtue of their perceived superiority, as in intellect, social status, or financial resources
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Kris Is:
~♥Now rockin that new alias thanx to my firstborn Young Son, Mo *DuALiTe` ALLLLLL Day* Rich::Girl::ViXxEn ... Make it to my Tax Bracket, THEN we can talk about it... *NEXT*~♥ *EXPLICIT* , in a word~♥SPOILED ROTTEN!!! *but okay with it*
~♥a tiny bit infatuated w/ her DAMN self *self love is NOT a bad thing, seriously, try it*
~♥ " H E L L A G A Y " or "2 steps from being a recruiter"... *LOL* I LOVE RAINBOWS!!! Whatchu want me ta do- I'm SORRY!!!
~♥far from perfect but willing to admit it... SOMETIMES
~♥caring
~♥" IGNANT " as Mo says *LOL* But it's cool for you to "What is that? VELVET ?!??!" me in the club & & &... Well... you KNOW what else you did!!!
~♥a jokester
~♥"high sidity" for all the country niggs
~♥obsessed w/ old hip-hop *it jus' be CALLIN ME*
~♥a former soldier *NICE w/ a M16 & 9MM & Been contributin to the Desert Eagle Fund FAITHFULLY... please don't test*
~♥QUICK to give you ONE LOOSE, CROOKED cornrow & DARE YOU to say I can't braid hair- Ha! I just learned last week yo- Gimme TIIIIIIME!!!!!
~♥capable of inflicting pain if you talk thru the intro to Gza's " ShadowBoxin "
~♥always ready to laugh
~♥a bit of a " PERVE " apparently *lol*
~♥wondering why you should THINK ur "TOO GOOD" when all signs point to yes? I KNOW
~♥hating that she JUST discovered ColdStone Creamery
~♥a "mean-girl" when she's sleepy... PLEASE HEED THE WARNING!!!
~♥determined that my car-singing will develop into a multi-platinum selling career
~♥about to have to join a support group for my addiction to Japanese food & Dr. Pepper... (I SWEAR they sprinkle crack in it yo)
~♥not High Maintenance but HIGHLY MAINTAINED
~♥a smart-azz at alllllll times
~♥sensitive
~♥I-I-I-I-I be buggin 'cause all these fake STUDZ be tryna press up!!! hahahaha
~♥addicted to apples & caramel... Mmmmmm!!!
~♥gonna need a break from ppl tryna work thru " issues "... okayy... thanks, now... BUH-BYE!
~♥tryna figure out why Hennessey makes EVERYBODY look like Lloyd Banks!
~♥emotional
~♥part of the 44oo *lol*
~♥seriously unable to shake this infatuation w/ Lil Wayne-- Even tho Ericka say he looks like a roach... "LEMME FIND OUT YOU LIKE ROACHES!" *lol*
~♥now the poster-child for the "We Can All Learn A Lil Sumthin From Tha * Skrippaz *" Movement-- YESSSS!!!! (doin my Change of Heart dance)
~♥Enjoying the changes in my life right now
~♥ ELITIST as hell... You saw the name (that won't EVER change by the way)
~♥Back in the saddle, Gunz-a-blazin & currently sweatin ???? *wouldn't YOU like to know* Nahhhh PIMP... Play Ya Position ... That's strictly on a NEED TO KNOW basis & ummm quite frankly-- You just DON'T need to know !!!
~♥Desperately tryna locate that *STALK ME* sign flashin on my forehead & BREAK IT INTO A MILLION PIECES
~♥Luvin the fact that ya'll luvin me... Yup, I said "Ya'LL" Didn't you know KELLZ is POLYGAMOUS!?!? (CALM DOWN- it's a SONG YA'LL- "Climax" by Slum Village... don't getcha boxer briefs in a bunch PLEASE) ...And COUNTRY... "Ya'LL"??? GEEZ!
ONE THING YOU JUST GOTTA KNOW ABOUT ME:
~♥♥♥kEllz is A DUKE FAN NO MATTER WHAT!!!♥♥♥~
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Look up... You see those? That means INFINITY!!! FEEL ME??? Any questions? Shall we proceed??? YES INDEED!!! LET'S GO!!!
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Kristiana Is:
~Just as SPOILED as I am... come on, what did you expect? ~ELITE by design ~FLAWLESS ~EXTREMELY strong-willed ~capable of charming the coldest individual ~a fashionista at the ripe old age of 3 ~Head over heels in love with anything SCOOBY DOO related ~Currently standing in as Lead Hype-Man for her buddy "KAMOGI" ~ENTIRELY too familiar w/ the lyrics to "Throw Some Dees" for me to be okay with ~a natural FLIRT ~addicted to French Fries ~the absolute sweetest thing to wake up to in the morning ~more of a BLESSING than I could ever express ~SEVERELY missed by NANA & those WILEY UNCLES ~PROBABLY gonna be scared of the puppets at Chuck E. Cheese... BUT WE'RE GOIN ANYWAY!!! ~determined to have a career as a party planner "How ba you? Birfday Partee? OK!" ~IN LOVE with the Chicken Noodle Soup song... dear lawd WHYYYEE ~the first kid ever to make sitting in a car seat look FLY... LOL!!!
.::And I'm done talkin...::.
