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Robot

Today is the day of realization.

About Me


In my younger years I was relatively insane, running through the clubs, wasting my youth away... I had lots of vagabond friends, hell, I was one too :) I dated a few losers, drank too much, did some bad things...
Then, I grew up.
Life, after growing up, has been amazing. I kick myself in the ass for not doing it sooner....
I have been happily married for almost four years. I have three small children, Aidan, my boy is three. Reese, my girl, is almost two. And our baby girl Ryan was born on 10/10/06. I have a husband that I am totally in ♥ love ♥ with and we own a company that manufactures silencers. We've been really busy the past four years!
I like watching movies, listening to old school tunes, snowboarding, wakeboarding, kneeboarding, swimming, bikrim yoga, MAC makeup, corsets, platform Monster boots, Monster themes, skateboarding (watching I mean, I haven't been on a skateboard in ten years :) going to shows, collecting bugs, eating ice cream, riding my Ducati Monster, shooting machine guns, shopping for cool shit, riding in our SMART car with the top down (we don't get to do that much b/c we have kids and it is a two seater) watching my son play, listening to my daughter laugh as she watches him play, learning how to be a better person, forgetting the rotten parts of the past and enjoying the new day...
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My Interests

babies, guns, pink scooters, punk, sparkles, poison bottles, bugs in shadowboxes and hot fudge ice cream mmmmmmm....

I'd like to meet:

Amazing minds, friendly hearts and creative souls...as long as they are non-smokers.

Music:

Concrete Blonde The Clash, The Cult, White Zombie (way back when), Jesus and Mary Chain, The Pixies, Massive Attack, Morcheeba, Modest Mouse, Dinosaur Jr, Beethoven, Mozart, L7, Wumpscut, Wolfshiem, Storm and the Balls, On, Remy Zero, VNV Nation, David Bowie, Ministry, Slayer, Pantera, Dead can Dance, Crash Worship, Dead Kennedys, The Ramones, Sex Pistols, Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana, Primus, Janes Addiction forever, Skinny Puppy, Marilyn Manson, New Order, Outkast, Bauhaus, Failure, Thrill Kill Kult, No Doubt, The Cure, The Pixies, Lil Jon...oh yeah, what?, Siouxie and The Banshees, PJ Harvey, Interpol, Ladytron, Turbonegro, Hi-Fi, She Wants Revenge,

Movies:

Wild at Heart, Blue Velvet, Delicatessen, Sister My Sister, Elephant Man, Clockwork Orange, Brazil, Salo, Blade Runner, Minority Report, Delicatessan, Labrynth, Rock n Roll High School, Harold and Maude, Henry and June, Pulp Fiction, Ed Wood, Million Dollar Baby, The Aviator, Godfather I, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Addams Family - the first one, the Ice Storm, Fargo, Donnie Darko, Romy &; Michelle, Amelie, Sid and Nancy, Shawn of the Dead, the Shining, Rosemary's Baby, Suicide Kings, Heathers, River's Edge, The World According to Garp, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, Death Becomes Her, Being John Malcovich, Silence of the Lambs, Edward Scissorhands, Iron Giant, Taxi Driver, Falling Down, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Fight Club, American Werewolf in London, Princess Bride, Slingblade, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Grosse Point Blank, Boondock Saints, Goonies, Shrek, Monster's Inc., Fight Club, True Romance, Usual Suspects, The Notebook, The Incredibles, Borne Identity, Run Lola Run, The Professional, Suburbia, Saving Private Ryan,The Green Mile, Big Fish, Trainspotting, The Day After Crybaby, The Breakfast Club, Ferris Buellers Day Off, Nightmare Before Christmas, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (old and new), 40 Year Old Virgin, Swingers, UFC Fighting Championships, Bottle Rocket, Gummo, I Spit On Your Grave, Halloween, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Tommy Boy, Chris Rock's shit, Band of Brothers, Princess Bride, OfficeSpace... So many more, but now I am getting tired of trying to think of the titles.

My Blog

Grosser than Gross

Ryan, my seven month old, puked in my mouth tonight. There really isn't anything grosser than vomit in your mouth...until its *someone else's vomit in your mouth. Seriously, grosser than gross. ...
Posted by 31-derful on Thu, 10 May 2007 09:02:00 PST

Shit

Shit is my life.      Or,   I've been cursed by the shit fairy...  I don't know. I gave the kids a bath tonight, like I do every night around this tim...
Posted by 31-derful on Fri, 04 May 2007 04:26:00 PST

Poop trail....

 Trailing behind us that is. Reese is potty training.  She is almost two. She's learning really fast and doing great....well, until yesterday that is.  We've got her wearing big girl p...
Posted by 31-derful on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 03:30:00 PST

Peanut Butter Blues

My 5 month old's blood panel came back with the results that she is allergic to Milk,Wheat, Soy and Peanuts. She is not allergic to Rice, Bananas or Eggs (we thought these might be a consideration bec...
Posted by 31-derful on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 05:33:00 PST

Lucky . 2

I thought I would try a pair of jeans on today that I bought before I got pregnant with Aidan (4 years ago) that happened to be a size 2.   They've been sitting in the far back of my cl...
Posted by 31-derful on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 09:13:00 PST

Just call me Einstein

This afternoon I was opening a package for Aidan that contained a new army guy.  It was imprisoned in a plastic vault just like every toy I've opened over the past three years. Irr...
Posted by 31-derful on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 08:04:00 PST

3 am eternal...continued.

I'm pretty sure about a year ago I posted a blog titled "3 am enternal"... about waking up to the sounds of a gagging child... Today we are in the same spot, same *house, same bed and same t...
Posted by 31-derful on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 12:30:00 PST

Cirque du Bebe's

Cirque du Bebe's I decided to take my three children to Target tonight, alone.  *To set the stage,  I needed to get some last minute items together before our NIGHTMARE driv...
Posted by 31-derful on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 08:23:00 PST

Poo Poo...

"Mommmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!   ; Come here mommmmmmmmmeeeeeee!!!!!   Mommmmmeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!?????????"  I can hear Aidan screaming at the top of his lungs f...
Posted by 31-derful on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:01:00 PST

The past is never, well, "the past"...

It never really goes away, "the past". It is there, waiting to be brought out again from its cobweb filled resting place. From major events, to the tiny insignificant moments, your past stays with you...
Posted by 31-derful on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:55:00 PST