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Jesus

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About Me

Hello believers and non believers!

I have indeed decided thus must form a myspace account, for all my fellow humans have done so.

I am here for your every need, no matter how big or small.

Tell me your sins my fellowships and i shall help and forgive.

Tell me your prayers and hopes and wishes for i am good at making things come true.

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My Interests

golf, fishing, sailing, talking out loud to people on a hill, turning water into alcohol... i can teach you how. doing other various magic

Music:

hymns i do enjoy shine jesus shine i like to dance to it in my white cloths and sing with my angels.

Movies:

life of brian and monty python

Television:

eastenders

Books:

The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lives | I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage | Join the Pastafarians | Bring back the pirates! Add me as a friend fsmismyhero

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Heroes:

pete doherty! nooooo he's a sinner... myself and my dear old mother and father mary and joseph.