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Long Survey About Yourself(updated 7/31/08)
What time are you starting this?: 12:06pm
Name?: Jake
Nicknames?: Jester
Date of birth?: 02-15-83
Sex?: yes please...
Height?: 6'1"
Eye color?: Grey
Where were you born?: Nebraska
Number of candles on your last birthday ?: 25
Pets?: a 10 week old pitbull and i might have to steal my mom's bobcat
Hair color?: brown
Piercings?: the left ear, i'm up to an 8 gauge now. and my tounge.
Town you live in?: chicago
Favorite foods?: what's that thing we used to eat back in the day... oh yeah, pussy.
Ever been to Africa?: nope
Been toilet papering?: who hasn't?
Love someone so much it made you cry?: no.
Been in a car accident?: seven, none of which were actually ruled as my fault. take that insurance company!
Croutons or bacon bits?: bacon bits... i go by the theory of "if it used to have a face, i bet it tastes good."
Favorite day of the week?: friday.
Favorite resturant?: pizzaria uno, downtown chicago. best pizza ever.
Favorite flower?: <--WTF?? i'm a guy, i don't have a favorite flower.
Favorite sport to watch?: football, to watch and to play, hands down. GO BEARS!!!!
Favorite drink?: Captain Mogan and Coke
Favorite ice cream flavor?: orange cream (like the creamsicles)
Warner Bros. or Disney?: warner bros.
Favorite fast food restuarant?: wendy's
Carpet color in your bedroom?: hardwood. i upgraded recently.
How many times did you fail your driver's test?: none. wait, people actually fail that?
Whom did you get your last email from?: my great uncle. it was some kind of anti-george bush thing that he loves.
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?: any performance car part store.
What do you do most often when you are bored?: fill out these.
Most annoying thing to say to me?: use my full name. if you're wondering what that is, that would be my secret.
Bedtime?: dawn
Favorite TV show?: hmmmm... toss up between simpsons and family guy.
Last person you went out to dinner with?:: this one girl, Ashley. i took her out to eat, to drink, and then to my house.
Been out of country?: u.s. navy... what do you think
Believe in magick?: if it was spelled right maybe but since it isn't, no.
Ford or Chevy?: i own a 71 mustang mach 1, of course ford.
What are you listening to right now?: nothing, i'm filling this out.
Have you ever failed a grade?: no, i've failed classes, never a grade.
If you have, what grade did you fail?: is it just me or did i not just answer that?
Do you have a crush on someone?: now, no.
Do you have a bf/gf?: nope
If so, what is their name?: N/A
How long have you been together?: N/A
What are you wearing right now?: black tee and huge jeans
Would you have sex before marriage?: already have. sorry, just about 10 years late on that one.
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: yeah, actually. one of my college professors that was only 2 years older than me. i got her in the end, but don't tell anybody, cause making your teacher moan would be considered wrong in most people's eyes.
Are you a virgin?: i think we already covered this one.
Do you smoke?: like it's my job
Do you drink?: of course. you've heard the term "drink like a sailor" right? well there is a good reason behind that.
Are you ghetto?: not in the least.
Are you a player?: i don't try to be, even though i might come off as one.
What are your favorite colors?: black, black and wait black
What is your favorite animal?: i'm gonna have to go with the liger. it's bigger and faster than either of the tiger or the lion. it"s kinda pretty sweet.
Do you have any birthmarks?: nope, well not that i've found
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: no, i win.
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: my little sister, she always has problems that need a big brother to fix
Have you ever been slapped?: once or twice.
Do you get... you know, a lot?: yeah, i'll be the first to admit, i'm a big whore.
Are you shy or outgoing?: outgoing. it's more fun that way
Do you shower?: me, never. what the fuck do you think??
Do you hate school?: no, actually. i kinda like it.
Do you have a social life?: yeah, i'm an alcoholic that doesn't go to meatings. i've missed only a few days of drinking at a bar in the past 30 months.
How easily do you trust people?: pretty easily, nobody's given me a reason to do otherwise
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: yeah, and you're going to get it out of me that easy?? ha ha!!
Would you ever sky dive?: done it. (see pictures)
Do you like to dance?: not really, i can, but i don't really like to.
Have you ever been out of state?: i've lived in 4, take a wild guess on this one!!
Do you like to travel?: yeah, it's cool
Have you ever been expelled from school?: nope.
Have you ever been suspended from school?: that one i have, several times.
Do you want to get out of your hometown?: i already have, and couldn't wait to come home.
Are you spoiled?: not at all. everything i have, I'VE bought
Are you a brat?: nope, sorry.
Have you ever been dumped?: once.
Have you ever gotten high?: look at the backround of my profile, do i need to spell it out for you???
Do you like snapple?: kinda, depends on what flavor.
Do you drink a lot of water?: yeah. about 6 liters a day.
What toothpaste do you use?: crest whitening.
Do you have a cell phone?: yeah.
Do you have a curfew?: no. i live on my own. i also work at a bar. what do you think?
Who do you look up to?: i don't really. i try to be my own person and not strive to be just like someone else.
Are you a role model?: god i hope not
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?: yeah. had a season pass to 6 flags a few years back
What name brand do you wear the most?: kickwear or tripp
What kind of jewelry do you wear?: lots of silver. rings, bracelet, necklace, watch, the wole sha-bang.
What do you want pierced?: i got my tounge pierced about 3 months ago and i love it. i might get it done a second time a little further back. that would be cool.
Do you like taking pictures?: a few here and there isn't bad.
Do you like gettin your picture taken?: not really
Do you have a tan?: yeah, and a pretty good on this year.
Do you get annoyed easily?: nope.
Have you ever started a rumor?: ...maybe.
Do you have your own phone or phone line?: that would be a cellphone, right? we went over this already.
Do you have your own pool?: no. i live in an apartment complex, we have a pool in there but i don't have exclusive rights to it or anything.
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: boxers.
Do you have any siblings?: one little sister
Have you ever been played?: once.
Have you ever played anyone?: not exactally, not on purpose anyways.
Do you get along with your parents?: sure
How do you vent your anger?: work out.
Have you ever ran away?: yeah. it's called the military
Have you ever been fired from a job?: a few actually
Do you even have a job?: i do, in fact as explained somewhere above where it says i work at a bar.
Do you daydream a lot?: not so much.
Do you have a lot of ex's?: no. i don't date a whole lot.
Do you run your mouth?: yeah, that i'm guilty of quite often
What do you want a tattoo of?: a dragon intertwining itself with an anchor on my chest, a custom tribal/celtic knot below the one i have on my back already, a little outline of a male angel with 3 sets of tribal wings on my sholder, a set of iron crosses over my elbows etc
What do you have a tattoo of?: i have the tribal on my back and i have nautical stars on my wrists.
What does your ex bf/gf look like?: long blond hair with brown underlay, never wore a whole lot of makeup, short, very beautiful, great body... man... now i want her back, thanks alot, stupid survey.
What does your most recent crush look like?: i don't get crushes.
Whats her/his name?: (see above)
Have you ever been bitched out?: once or twice
Are you rude?: not really, but i have my moments
What was the last compliment you recieved?: "You're hot", or "great body", or something like that.
Do you like getting dirty?: that depends on what "getting dirty" is refering to.
Are you flexiable?: not super flexable, but i can touch my toes if i need to.
What is your heritage?: german, irish, and italian
What is your lucky number?: 13
What does your hair look like right now?: crew cut, just like all the pictures.
Could you ever be a vegetarian?: never in my life.
Describe your looks?: why, i have pictures of me. (click the pictures)
If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: day glow green. i don't know.
Would you ever date someone younger than you?: yeah, and i have.
Would you ever date someone older than you?: (see above)
When was the last time you were drunk?: yesterday
How many rings until you answer the phone?: as long as it takes to get my phone off my hip.
Have you ever been skinny dipping?: of course.
If yes, when was the last time?: last summer sometime.
When was the last time you went on a date?: define date...
Do you look more like your mother or father?: my mother.
Do you cry a lot?: not at all since my granfater passed in march of 04.
Do you ever cry to get your way?: that doesn't work for guys.
What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: my phone conversations last about 45 seconds. i don't have a favorite saying
Are you the romantic type?: i think so.
Have you ever been chased by cops?: yeah, it was for skinny dipping in a neighbor's pool.
What do you like most about your body?: that i got to the way i want it.
What do you like least about your body?: what's not to like, not to be vain, but i worked my ass off, literaly, for this!
When did you have your first crush?: 3rd grade or so.
When was the last time you threw up?: i have no idea.
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: doesn't really matter
Do you ever wear shirts do show your belly?: ummmm... no. if i wanted to show my belly, i wouldn't wear a shirt at all.
What about cleavage?: oh, all the time, WTF!?!?!
Is your best friend a virgin?: no,
Have you ever fucked someone up?: yeah
Have you ever been fucked up?: in what sense, drinking, drugs or fighting? the first 2, yes. that last one, never.
What theme does your room have?: dark classy colors (brown microsuede comforter and pillow shams) with brighter accents (like a brass bed frame and brass handles on my dresser) that kinda thing.
What size shoe do you wear?: 13
What is your screen name on .. I'm not telling, unless you ask really, really nice
How are you feeling right now?: good i guess
When was the last time you were at a party?: yesterday.
Have you ever given a lapdance?: given? okay fine, once, in ukraine.
Have you ever recieved one?: fairly often, i like the club called pole catz. it's more of an addiction.
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: yeah
What is one of your bad qualilties?: i bite my fingernails
What is one of your good qualilties?: i give really good head and i only smoke kind bud
Would you marry for money?: never.
What do you drive?: 71 mustang mach 1
Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?: nither, i left when i was 18 cause i couldn't stand it anymore.
So?: so this one time....
Well?: well then there was this girl....
When was the last time you cried?: march of '04. my grandpa passed then.
Would you ever hook up with the same sex?: no. sorry boys, but i eat pussy.
What kind of music do you like?: rock/metal/classic rock/alternative
Would you ever bungee jump?: been there, done that.
What is your worst fear?: failure
Would you ever join the army?: no way, navy, sure.
Do you like cows?: i like to eat cows, they taste good.
If you were to die today, what would you do?: die. oh, you mean before that. every thing i had time for.
If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it b?: "FFFRRREEEEEEEEDDDOOOMMM!!!!" just kidding.
Do you like to party?: hell yeah
Hearts or broken hearts?: what?
Moons or stars?: stars, as exemplified on my wrists.
Coke or pepsi?: coke
Favorite scent?: a clean woman
Favorite band?: Disturbed
Would you ever dye your hair red?: sure, why not?
How many languages can you speak?: one.
What time are you finishing this?: 12:28pm
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