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Dances with Scissors

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered f

About Me

IF YOUR GONNA ADD ME PLEASE MESSAGE FIRST, CHEERS!
NO MESSAGE NO ADD
about me - eh ...
I...AM...NICOLO
by some kind of cosmic glitch I now teach in a primary school
other then this I like to pretend I'm a comic illustrator
Slightly less often I pretend I'm a musician
Only slightly only slighty less often again I like to pretend I do things like hypnosis and tattooing
I killed the dinosaurs
I'm secretly responsible for placing 'the' infront of every band name
You wouldn't believe me if I told you
You know that thing under your bed? I'm it's tailor
I secretly love ads for films whre the phrase 'Oh my God' is said in a breathy tone as a camera trucks in on some has-been actors botox and lithium enhanced face
I'm not responsible for Jeremy Beadle he was killed by hunters for his prized tiny hand (which brings luck)
If you'd like to know anything else about me tough, I am an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a mars bar wrapper wrapped in a squirrel carcass wrapped in a Toyota Starlet wrapped in Laytoya Jackson wrapped in... (You see where this is going yeah?)
despite the rumours going around I did not edit my profile with Thomas's Myspace Editor V3.6!
I edited my profile with Thomas?Myspace Editor V3.6 !

My Interests

Music! I used to think I music was special but I think at this point if anything gets hit andmakes a noise in any semblence of rythm I'll start dancing like an epileptic with crabs
Comics
weird films, actually films in general
pushing the boundaries of society aside but only so we have more room for board games and cheese.

I'd like to meet:

Captain Kirk, Snake Plisken, Dracula, The Joker, Brian Jones.

from you lot?
folk who collect rare music/films/comics/toys.

Music:

white zombie
the cult
monster magnet
ministry,
led zeppelin
Pantera
hendrix
Testament
iggy and the stooges
megadeth
spiritual beggars
acid bath
kyuss
masters of reality
hermano
judas priest
carnivore
Black Label
Skid row
unida,
sloburn,
faith no more ( and fantomas/mr bungle, tomahawk)
soundgarden,
pearl jam
django reinhardt
fapy la fertan
queen adreena,
screaming trees,
System of a down
Christian Death
morbid angel
mark lanegan,
tom waits
malhavoc
anthrax
suicidal tendencies
melvins
qotsa
babes in toyland (and katastrophy wife)
crunt
lubricated goat
daisy chainsaw
fu manchu,
nebula,
tad,
mudhoney
green river,
the lost sounds,
dead kennedys
Cannibal Corpse
danzig
samhain
the cure,
the smiths,
orange goblin,
alice in chains,
mad season,
black sabbath
tool
helmet
the nymphs,
dig,
truly,
Six feet under
the waifs
famous monsters,
the cramps,
le tigre
Amon Amareth
eighties matchbox b line disaster
bjork
inger lorre,
a perfect circle
the breeders,
belly
temple of the dog (are they really a band or just an album?),
rasputina,
Stick
chris cornell,
pantera,
the misfits
aphex twin,
wolfeyes
boards of canada,
lightningbolt
square pusher,
lard
air,
blue cheer,
the sonics,
the john spencer blues explosion
cream,
zappa,
scissorfight (the mighty!),
spirit caravan
holy barbarians
the scream
motley crue
gnr,
biblical proof of ufos,
van halen,
men of porn
drain
type o negative,
sisters of mercy
aerosmith,
the avalanches
, motherlovebone
the thirtheenth floor elevators
wynobago deal,
alice cooper
gbh
the damned
zz top
down
johnny cash
primus
ozzy
warrant
spiritualised
sunno)))
the who
dinosaur jr,
kmfdm,
the birthday party,
the police,
the black crowes,
l7,
7 year bitch
thin lizzy
deep purple
...
and zodiac fuckin mindwarp (the real king of rock n roll)!

Movies:

Biiiiig fan of 50s and 80s films for some weird reason,
50s films are just really beautiful and nieve all at once. and 80s films where just so over blown and cheesy.genre wise id have to go with Horror but its all good, favorite all times would beRebel without a Cause
Evil Dead trilogy
Rumble Fish
Hot Rod
American Beauty
Citizen Cane
Beetlejuice
Pirates of the Carabean
Teen Wolf
Back to the future
Double indemnity
Plan 9 from outer space
Escape from New York

Television:

Alas the evil tv license inspector took my TV away and i spent many moons knitting voodoo dolls,anyways that was a few years ago and i only in the past 3 months have i gotten one so i've three years of having no TV to catch up on, i made due at the time with borrowed dvds so heres a list of whats on rotation.
Red Dwarf
Spaced
The Mighty Boosh
Black Books
Peep Show
Dr Terrible's House of Horribles
Garth Marhenghis Dark Place (yet anouther dead before its time classic)
Neverwhere
Gormenghast
Star Trek (the original series)
Family guy/futurama/simpsons
Married with Children
That Mitchel and Webb look
Eerie Indiana.

Books:

While I wait with baited breath for my copy of Chantalle's biography I'll make due with these guys
Alan Moore
Haruki Murikami (Ok Hell I admit he he kicks ass)
mark manning
frank miller
William S Buroughs
Charles bukowski
hunter s thompson
Chuck Palahinuk used to be pretty cool but i havent read anything in years
Douglas Adams
Murray Lachlin Young
John Wilmot
Marky the sad :p
Mark Millar
Grant Morrison

Heroes:

Zodiac Mindwarp Ian Astbury (much as i hate to admit it these days) Rob Zombie Alan Moore Al Jourgensen

My Blog

My neighbors cat is stalking me!

I'm being held captive/ stalked by my neighbors cat! Feckin hell, about 2 hours ago my neighbors cat came round and starts mewing outside the window and doing that big eye cat thing (bastard must of s...
Posted by Dances with Scissors on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 08:30:00 PST

ive got a brand new combine harvester...

well not really but i do have news, ok first off i got my first tatt (theres pics in my pics) its a collection of native american designs 5 in total round my right calf it took 3 hours and despite it ...
Posted by Dances with Scissors on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 10:06:00 PST

yes im the new world samurai!

check it out im like a buzz ball! hey folks! good news! its the end of the world, ol mother earths tearin her apron off an leavin those saggy boobs of doom trash thier way through america!  livi...
Posted by Dances with Scissors on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 06:43:00 PST

only 1 seat on my space ship if you want to surive!...

do this quiz how much do you love me? i know i know alot, but iv decided to test you all...thats right ALL of you mwahahaahahahhaa...cough...hahaha! http://www.quizyourfriends.com/yourquiz.php?quizn...
Posted by Dances with Scissors on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

solstice dipping

hehe hey have nay done one of these in awhile!, well no real news, got booted outta my band cos i cant sing like a girl, moved into my new gaff with 2 sexy ladies:) and eh im unemployed n keep gettin...
Posted by Dances with Scissors on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

indestructable dosent mean pain free!

hey my pretty little chickatees! here i am back from the grave to imparty some gooy pearls of wisdom in a nice streaking ark of start gism all over you chin of ignorance. well i discovered 3 things y...
Posted by Dances with Scissors on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST