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MACKA

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About Me

I am a MAN!! I’m a person, and as a person, I need to be touched. Not a sand-swept island, but rather, a frothy, dense continent rife with flora, fauna, and spores! Touch me with your fingers, touch me with your words! Touch me with your knowledge of THINGS, and PLACES, and MACHINERY! I do not judge. I WELCOME! I’ll make you music that will move you around, or blow your hair back from your face, or make you sleep! That is my gift for those who touch me. I’ve got a serious demographic. It’s called Y.O.U. (Young Originals United). YOU’re ready for international recognition, aren’t YOU? Ok, that’s kind of a trick question. EMAIL ME: [email protected]

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Member Since: 1/25/2005
Band Website: AIM-- talesofmackinley
Band Members: I am not a band. I am an animal.
Influences:
Sounds Like:
Record Label: It's more like a record lapel.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

I find you, trapped below the common surface...

Oh Jesus.My mom and pop keep telling me, "you need a partner", and the gruesome truth is--I agree. I’d really love a nice boyfriend to give a shit about, and vice versa. I’d like a nice,...
Posted by MACKA on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:35:00 PST

This years aqua profundo

Oh dear.The recent discovery is this:I do not want.For the past year, I've been beating myself over the head with the idea that I've lost track of what I want. "I don't know what I want anymore! Wha...
Posted by MACKA on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 05:46:00 PST

I am many famous old people

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Posted by MACKA on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:08:00 PST

HA!

You know, I may bitch and moan a lot, but I'm actually kind of priceless.Macka - Wuthering Heights Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by MACKA on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:54:00 PST

Netfucks

If you're ever curious about just how backwards a certain percentage of our country really is, read the scrolling reviews in the "Community" section of the Netflix page (if you have an account). It's...
Posted by MACKA on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 03:01:00 PST

I am a Macy’s Gift Card.

I would trumpet "BOYCOTT MACYS!!" to the heavens, but does anyone go there in the first place? Isn't that why they're so desperate to infiltrate our virtual clique, as it were? We've lost the youth ...
Posted by MACKA on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:37:00 PST

Hate you, hate me

I've become a certain character from Soapdish.If I haven't called, or returned your call, it's because I'm too embarrassed by my own existence to discuss my own existence. It's really not personal. A...
Posted by MACKA on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 04:05:00 PST

White Chalk

Ok, so I cheated and "got ahold" of PJ Harvey's new album, White Chalk. I have to say, I'm pretty in love with it. Long gone is the Bob Dylan wannabe drivel of "Stories from the Sea" (by far he weak...
Posted by MACKA on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:29:00 PST

Why am I never a missed connection?

I used to have wild fantasies about being a "missed connection".I was behind Jarred Leto once, at Virgin Megastore, before he was an emo douche. The line we were in was only taking cash, and he turne...
Posted by MACKA on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 01:39:00 PST

I just pulled the death card.

So, change is good, right?I've decided to stop eating, and when I reach a goal weight of "attractive" I'll see if anyone is interested. If they are, indeed, more attracted to my miserable farce body-...
Posted by MACKA on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 02:48:00 PST