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About Me

I like taking long walks on the beach.... does anyone really buy into this crap? I do, I do and I also enjoy horseback riding (white stallions during the day, and black stallions at night), I enjoy candle lit dinners--actually I don't even pay for electricity(everything is candle lit).
Okay, seriously, who actually believes me? Who actually believes any guy when he says this stuff (especially right off). If you do... then don't contact me. Your wasting your time and mine.

I am extremely driven
and motivated...

Don't you hate these statements. Guys who try and get you buy into them with baseless statements. They just make a whole list of things and hope that one of them catches your attention.

I mean I could tell you a whole list of things about myself like my height (6'2) or my eye color (blue)... but by the end your bored and wondering why you sat there and read it.

I like to learn, and find out new things. I teach myself a lot of stuff... I don't wait for someone to sit me down and teach me. Every skill has a side to it that will blow your mind. I like creativity...whether its through cooking, close-up magic, style, anything that can be made, created, or manipulated. (even language).
I stand out in a crowd because I am confident, I KNOW WHAT I WANT (more importantly I know how to get what I want). I like to have fun , when my body isn't workin My mind is in overdrive . I love people, breaking down barriers seeing through the bullshit. Understanding why people do certain things that they don't even understand.
Essentially I have a confident, fun, creative nature - playful, adventurous, intelligent, flirtatious - and I promise people never forget the time they spend with me
Straight up...I enjoy life.

My Interests

I like simple things. "Sometimes the most profound things
are the simplest." I like stage and close-up magic;
however, I only perform close-up magic. I first got
into magic because I was amazed and puzzled by the
tricks, now I enjoy the technical side of performing. Some-
times I think if the general public knew what some close
up magicians were actually doing to pull off a very simple
trick it would blow their minds. I like creativity, anything
that can be used to express ones self interests me.

I'd like to meet:

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In general I surround myself with optimistic people who are going somewhere in life. If you complain about things - LEAVE NOW. If you enjoy life but have a sarcastic nature...fine, but people who complain about life sucking, this and this. Are a waste of my time. I feed off of people , if they are positive so am I (no fake peppy positive shit either-- be genuine ). I like meeting new people, making new friends.

Be more than just a pretty face.

Beauty is common. There are tons of beautiful women, and a lot of them don't have brains ...how are they any different than a painting on the wall?

Therefore I'm a challenge and a bit elusive yet I'm fun, vibrant, funny, fun to be with, sarcastic, not afraid to put you in your place or have a little verbal sparring back & forth. "The only things in life worth keeping are the things you had to work for to get."

Are you worth a dime?

I live in Las Vegas, and all you ever see are gold diggers. Its all about what they can get from you, what you have. It's messed up. And I feel bad when I see guys tryin, because its not what guys desire (If you really want to know what guys want e-mail me). Its time to wake up and see the world for real.I keep VERY busy and love my life. I don't have the time or inclination to date everyone under the sun, and I have no problem meeting people. I'm extremely selective. Why should I waste my time?

How did you do ?
Did you pass?

If your thin, athletic, intelligent, witty, and you actually think you can keep up with me. You enjoy going out, but can also chill and talk.

You have a lot more going for you than just your looks (I can get excited about your aspirations) but are very sexy and sexual, adventurous, and confident but not jealous or possessive. You have deep eyes, a great smile.

You like to laugh and can make me laugh. You're deep and lighthearted. You are flexible, straight forward, giving and have integrity.

Drop me a line. (Especially if you read the whole thing).

Music:

I like all kinds of music. I may not like all music, but
I like all genres. Check out a band called Kaura
( www.kaura.com )

Movies:

I like movies a lot. I enjoy the stories, but I also enjoy the
entire movie. From the way they shoot scenes, to transitions,
to special effects, to anything. I like movies ranging from
ones that make you think, and to stupid movies that don't.
movies I really enjoy are:
What the Bleep Do We Know - Movie about possibilities and Quantum Theory.
Boondock Saints - Its got everything. And has a unique message.
Rounders - The glorified life of a NY poker player - classic
High Roller - Movie about the life of Stu Unger (best Poker player ever)
Shade - The cheating side of cards using magic
After the Sunset - Heist movie
Clerks - Classic stupid comedy
Hero - Jet li film with honor, art of..., and deception.
Memento - Loved the presentation of it.
Toy Story 1&2 - Pixar knows its shit
Pool Hall Junkies - Great pool movie
Good Will Hunting - Great movie.
James Bond - Gotta like the spy stuff
Collateral - Tom Cruise did a great job as a contract killer
Tons of other movies too. If you have a great movie let me
and hopefully I haven't already seen it.

Television:

I find television interesting. There is tons of crap on
TV (interesting that people watch it). But there is a lot
of cool stuff too. I enjoy the production side of TV like
I do movies. I enjoy watching the discovery channel,
History channel, A&E, MTV. Oh yeah and back in the day...
(which by the way is a Wednesday) Boy Meets World,
Seinfeld, MacGyver, Quantum Leap, Sliders, and others.

Books:

I enjoy reading; however, I do not read as much as I would like to. But some books I have read that I enjoy are:
Makes Me Wanna Holler - Nathan McCall
The 48 Laws of Power- Robert Greene
Zen and the art of Motorcycle Maintenence - Robert M. Pirsig
Ishmael - Dainel Quinn
The Story of B - Daniel Quinn
The Art of Deception - Keven Mitnick (Computer hacker)
The Game - Neil Strauss
King Leopold's Ghost - Adam Hochschild
Of Mice and Men - John Stienbeck

Again there are more books I like. I like reading books on interesting topics.