- Miss. Tiffany - :] - Sum Likkle Gyal Ah Stalk Mi

Basics:
Name: Tiffany Tamara Maria Fernandez Harrison...
Date of Birth: 30 July 1991
Birthplace: Homerton Hospital
Current Location: Leytonstone
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: Erm 5 Ft 5/6 I Fink :S
Heritage: Jamaican Indian
Piercings: Only 2 In My Earz
Tattoos: None Yet
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Ermm Dont Really Have A Favourite
Song ATM: Da One On Ma Profile
Movie: 22222 Many - Prison Song, Save Da Last Dance, Love N BasketBall...
Disney Movie: Ermm Dere All Alryt
TV show: Americaz Nexx Top Model, Eastender, Prison Break
Color: Black, Grey, Red, Brown & Baby Blue
Food: Ma Mummyz Food LOL
Pizza topping: Wah Eva Ma Mumzee'z Buyin LOL
Ice-Cream Flavor: LOL I Lurve Ice Cream!! Toffee, Strawberry, Cookiez N Cream BARE More
Drink (alcoholic): Bacardi, Baileys Even Doe I Get Patches On Ma Skin From It, Smirnoff, Lambrini BARE More LOL
Soda: Fanta Fruit Twist, KA And Cream Soda
Store: LOL H & M
Clothing Brand: 2222 Many!!
Shoe Brand: Nike, Kickers
Season: Summer
Month: July
Holiday/Festival: My Birfday =]
Flower: Do I Look Like I Take Interest In Flowerz
Make-Up Item: Vaseline...Dont Do Make-Up!! ERGH!
Board game: Dont Av One
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Sunny
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
Fruit or veggie: Fruit
Night or day: Dependz, Usually Nyt I Get Nuff Hyper LOL
Sour or sweet: Sweet
Love or money: LOL Come On Yoo Dont Xpect Me Tuh Ansa Dat Do Yoo
Phone or in person: Dependz Hu It Iz
Looks or personality: Both
Coffee or tea: Hot Chocolate (Dat Comes Under Tea In My Hed)
Hot or cold: Hot
Your:
Best Frenz: Wifey's: Brittany, Jade && Simone...ShowAa Face, T.Looniie && Kiera
Goal for this year: Passin GCSE'z
Most missed memory: Bein A Lil Girl
Best physical feature: LOL Yoo Tell Me Apprently Ma Hair && Lipzz
First thought waking up: Wass Da Tyme
Hypothetical personality disorder: WTF Is Dat?!?
Preferred type of plastic surgery: NONE!!! BUN PLASTIC SURGERY
Most used electronic: Ma Fone && PC
Longest time without something you cant live without: ERM MA FONE FOR LIKE 4 MONTHSSS
Most stupid remark: LOL Most Stupid Comment? - "Yur Not Blak" How Yoo Gna Tell Me Wat I Am?!?
Worst crime: I Dont Do Crimes (A) LOL
Greatest ambition: 2 B Rich N Be Married Wid 2 Kids!!!
Greatest fear: To Lose Someone Close To Me
Darkest secret: LOL Wouldn't Be A Secret If I Told Yoo
Favorite subject: At Skl? Leisure N Tourism
Strangest received gift: LOL Ermm Cant Fink...
Worst habit: Noticing Bad Fingz Bout People && Bein Late I Have Badddd Tym Keepinn
Do You:
Smoke: Nope
Drink: Yepp
Curse: LOL Yepp
Shower daily: Yepp
Like thunderstorms: LOL Dere Jokez Every1 Getz Bare Shook
Dance in the rain: LOOL I Did A Couple Times
Sing: LOL Yh Dont Sound Gd Doe
Play an instrument: :| Not Even
Get along with your parents: Ma Mummy Sumtimes
Wish on stars: Nope :| Dass Fah Ppl Hu Believe In Flippen Fairytales!!
Believe in fate: Erm Kinna
Believe in love at first sight: LOL Not Till I Experience It
Can You:
Drive: LOL A Bit
Sew: Erm Aint Try'd In Timee
Cook: Yhhhhh
Speak another language: I Speak Tiffany Language =D
Dance: Yh But Im Shy LOL :$
Sing: LOL No
Touch your nose with your tongue: ERGH No!
Whistle: Yepp
Curl your tongue: LOL Yhhhh
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: LOL Yh
Been Stoned/High: Nah
Eaten Sushi: LOL Nopee
Been in Love: Yepp
Skipped school: LOL...Erm...
Made prank calls: LOOOL Yh Hu Hasn't?!?
Sent someone a love letter: *-) Ermmm Dont Fink Suh
Stolen something: LOL Yh
Cried yourself to sleep: Yahh Unfortunatly
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? Whennnn Dey Fink Dere 2 Nice 4 Ppl...KMT!
Are you right or left handed? Right
What is your bedtime? Wen I Get Tired
Name three things you can't live without: My Fone, My Hair Stuff & My PC
What is the color of your room? Sexii Pink N Black DONT LIKE IT NO MORE ERGHHH I HATE PINK NOWWW BUT MA MUM AINT GNA CHANGE IT SO OOOO WELLL!
Do you have any siblings? Yh BARE LOL...17 (N I Aint Jowkin)
Do you have any pets? Used 2 Have A Doggy His Gone Now Doe :(
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? YESSSSSSSSS LOL If I Got Away Wid It
What is you middle name? Tamara
What are your nicknames? Tiff-Tiff, Sniffaz, LOL Bare More
Are you for or against gay marriage? YESSSSS BUNN BATTY MAN!
What are your thoughts on abortion? Im Against It (Y)
Do you have a crush on anyone? Ma Husbanddd
Are you afraid of the dark? No
How do you want to die? Peacefully
What is the largest amount of sweets that you have eaten on one day? LOL Ma Bess Fren Is Da Sweety Lady So…Ive Eaten Un-Countable Amounts Of Sweetz
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? LOOL Dont Kno Una! Dass Heat Of The Moment Shitzz
What is the last law you’ve broken? Playin Music On Da Bus LOL
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Brown Or Black…No Freaky Shitzz
Eye color: Erm Any Color I Dont Mind…Agen No Freaky Shitzz
Height Taller Or Around Da Same Height As Me
Weight LOOL No Fat Flex’z
Most important physical feature: LOOL Ermm Eyez
Biggest turn-off Ermm Cant Fink…
This or That
Food/Drink
McDonalds or Burger King? Mcdonalds
Pepsi or Coke? Coke
Sierra Mist or Sprite? Sprite Cah I Dno Wah Da Otha 1 Is...
Dominos or Pizza Hut? Pizza Hut!!
Juice Or Fizzy Fizzy =D!!
Pancakes or waffles? Pancakes
Hamburgers or cheeseburgers? Cheeseburgers
Meat or veggies? Meat
Vanilla or chocolate? Vanilla
Clothing
JD Sports Or Footlocker? Jd Sports
Thongs Or Hotpants? Hotpantz =D
Collar: popped or regular? :| Regular LOL
Jeans or skirt? Jeans
Trainers Or Shoes? Bothhh Reallyyy
Music
Destiny’s Child Or 3LW Ermm Destiny’z Child
50 Cent or 2pac? Ermm Dere Both Orryt I Guess
Pop or rap? Rap
Beyonce Or Mary J Blige Mary J Blige
Ashanti Or Ciara Ermmm Dere Both Gd
Neyo Or Ginuwine Both Ov Dem
The Other Sex
Face or body? LOL Face I Dont Like 6 Pacs N Dem Shitzz...Sum Times It Lookz Scaryyyy =S
Chest or Bum? LOL Bakk Owff
Hair: short or long? Dont Matter...Aslong As It Lookz Gd
Big Or Small Lips Don't Minddd Aslong As Dere Shexiii
Candy or flowers? SweetieZzZ
Hugs or kisses? LOL Both...I Like Hugz Moreeee Doeee
Friends with benefits or date? LOOL Dependz Hu It Iz
Technology
MySpace or Facebook? Myspace!
AIM or MSN? MSN
TV or movie? Movie
Phone or iPod? My Fone
Automatic or manual? I Dont Drive But Wen I Do I Wana Drive Manual I Fink =S
Colors
Black or white? Black
Red or blue? Red
Gold or silver? Gold
Yellow or orange? Yellow
Pink or purple? Pink - Purple Is Dead Man Colorrr...Ma Mummy N Daddy Taught Me So!
Weather
Summer or Winter? Summer Swear Ive Ansad Dis B4
Autumn or Spring? Spring
Rain or thunderstorm? Thunderstorms
Snow or rain? Snow
Would you rather...
Shower or bathe? Dependz On Ma Mood
Fight Or Argue LOL Dependz...I Like Bothhh...Luv 2 Tell Ppl Exactly Wah I Fink Ov Dem && Den Agen I Love Droppin Blows On People
On The Phone Or In Person LOL Dependz Hu It Is...Like On Da Fone N Textinnn
Be hot or cold? LOL NONE! Hot Is Bettah Doe
Are you...
Quiet or loud? Loud Even Doe I Dont Look It Wen Yoo 1st Meet Me
Immature or mature? Im Mature! I Fink =S
Ugly or hot? Dont Judge Ma Self!
Smart or stupid? Im Smarter Dan SUM PPL Fink =D
Gay or straight? IM FUKIN STR8...ERGH BUN BEIN GAY!!
Misc.
Dogs or cats? Dogz
Pen or pencil? Pen
Mum Or Dad? Mum
America Or Jamaica? America...Da Men In Jamaica Are Pervertsssssss
Random Questions
What's the first thing you do when waking up in the morning? Look At Da Tyme && Look In Da Mirror N Make Sure Ma Hair Is Still Dere
Do you prefer a shower or bath? Bothhh
How many times a day do you brush your teeth? 2 Or 3
How often do you find yourself thinking about your ex? LOL NOT AT ALL I DONT EVEN CHAT 2 HIM NOMORE!
What kind of cell phone do you have? 6230 && W810i
What would you do with a 10 bill you found on the ground? Add 2 My Savingz Cos I Wana Go BIG Shoppin =D
What would you do with your significant other if you knew today was your last day with them? LOL OIOI SHHH
Have you said "I love you" today? Ermm Yupp
What's one thing you actually remember about nursery? Playin Wid Toyz In Water LOL Dont Ask Y I Remember Dat
Have You Every Cry'd When Leaving School? LOOOL Yh Once...Primary School
Something you find really odd about your life? LOL I See Ma Ex'z Sis N Mum As Ma Aunt N Cousin! So Dat'll Make Him Ma Cuzz 2! And Da Fact Dat I Got Da Most Love For Them But Dont Talk 2 Him (Y)
Are you a MSN freak? LOL H8 2 Admit It But Yhhh...
Is chocolate really better than sex? LOL A Virgin Like Me Wouldnt Kno (A)
What's 2 of your favorite movies? Love & Basketball...And...Prison Song
What's the last thing you think about before going to sleep at night? LOL Alsorts Of Fings
What would you do if your best friend jumped on your ex the day after you two split? LOOL Lesss Jus Say She Wouldn't B Ma Bess Fren Nomore! FUK DHAT! Dass STR8 Nastyness! For Yur Bess Fren And Yur Man! ALLOW IT! :|
How many rumors have you heard about yourself? LOL A Lot...But I Kno Bout Ma Self So I Dont Care Wah Any1 Else Finkz
Which one did you find to be the funniest? LOL Im A Fake Pretendin To Be Da Real Tiffany :|
Does your life seem to revolve around drama? LOOL Bare Mixup Tings Go On In My Life Boii
What's a nickname you go by? BARE...Main Wun Is Tiff Or Tiff-Tiff
How do you calm down when your extremely angry? LOL People Closest To Me Calm Me Down Or I Just Laugh It Off...Or I Jus Get Everyfing Off Ma Mind Den I'll Feel Better
Whats your message to boys who just want a "piece of the pie"? Jus Wana Lash? FUK OWFFFF YUH TOSSA! LOL...(Y) Holll Tyt Da Mandem On Dem Flex Dehh
What are your opinions on cheater/players? LOL HOLL TYT! Dass All I Gotta Sayyy! Truu Say A Lot Of Boyz Play Dese Days But HOLL TYT! Cahhh Little Do Dey Kno Summa Da Girls Dey Fink Dey Got On Lock...ARE REALLY NOT ON LOCK!
A movie or a long walk in the park on the first date? Movie
What are 3 of the first things you notice about the opposite sex? Face, Personality N Garmz LOL
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Erm Studyin
In 10? Happily Married
Do you prefer life now of life a year or more before now? NOW BOII (Y) Few Years Ago LMAO! Waste Of Ma Time!
Ever thought you met "The One"? Yupp But Oviii Nottt! Dont Even Chat 2 Him Now (N)
What are 2 of your favorite places to eat? Chiquito'z And Harvesters
3 of your favorite places to shop? H&M, JD Sports And New Look
Do you currently have a job? Nopee
Which would you prefer...be rich and miserable, or poor and extremely happy? Rich N Miserable LOL Cos Money Can Satisfy Me
What are your feelings on forgiving and forgetting? LMAO If You've Dun Me Sutton I Will Always 4Give Yoo Cos Allow Lettin It Stress Me While Yur Havin Fun! But I Will Never 4Get And Wen I Say I Aint Talkin 2 Some One Agen I MEAN IT!(Y)
What do you hate about your ex's? Only Talk 2 One Of Dem...Da Rest R Waste!!
What do you want to be when you grow up? Counsellor or Child/Teen Phycologist
Would you ever date someone covered in tats and piercings? NOT EVEN
What's your favorite perfume or cologne for the opposite sex? Wah Ever One Smells Good On Ma Man
Do you believe the first kiss tells you everything you need to know about the relationship? Not Really
Where do your hands go when kissing someone? LOOL Ermmm Waist Or Neck
Do you know who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTZ
How many showers do you take in one day? 2
Are those better when you've got someone to join you? I Dont Do Dat :| Aint Dun Dat B4 Anyway
Would you want a house at the beach or in the mountains? Noneee! I Would Love 2 Build Ma Own House On Sum Big Ass Land Doee
Which would you rather have...a huge walk in shower or a jacuzzi bath tub big enough for 2? LOL Can I Have Both?!? LOL
What are 2 of your favorite colors? Grey, Baby Blue
Do you look up or at your feet when you walk? I Look Up, How Can I Not Look Where Im Goin??
What do you think about people that are extremely skinny and actually likes the way they look? I Am Extreamly Skinny! And I Dont Careee So Y Shuld Anywun Else?!
Who do you prefer...Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? Do I Care?!
What's your favorite ice cream? Dont Let Me Start
Do you like Starbucks...or are they just overpriced? I Dont Like Tea/Coffee Or Wahh Eva
Are you a prep or a jeans-and-t-shirt type of person? Jeans N T-Shirt
What color are your eyes? Brown
Do you have glasses or contacts? Yh
Ever had someone you love tell you they never want to see or talk to you again? LOOL Nopee
How many times has an ex just called you up when you least expect it? A Few Times LOL BARE Random N Outta Da Blueee...Texts N Fone Calls!...
Is it love at first sight or lust? Dont Even Kno...Dont Really Business!
Which do you want...a big extravagant wedding or a quiet intimate ceremony? BIG EXTRAVAGANT WEDDING...Ima Want Da World 2 Kno
What's the most expensive thing you own? Ermmm Dont Even Kno!
What's the most you've ever spent on a pair of jeans? £136
What color are your bedroom walls? Black N Pink And Now I HATE Pink
Do you ever actually make your bed? HELL NO LOOL
How many pillows do you have to sleep with? 2 Or More!
Do you prefer to sleep alone or with someone? Dependz Hu It Is :P
What is one of your pet peeves? Watzz Dat!!
What could you tolerate...someone who snores or a sleep walker? NONEEEE I WOULD TELL BOTH OV DEM BOUT DEMSELF!
What's the craziest thing you've ever done? Walked Down Da Road Wid Ma Skirt Tucked Init Ma Shorts Singin "Sex In The Bed!!"
Would you rather sky dive or bungee jump? Bungee Jump
Ever been outside of the UK? Yh
Ever think Texas should just be part of Mexico? I Dont Really Care
Who do you think loves you the most in your life? Boii I Dont Even Kno Ryt Nowww...
What do you honestly think about the kids on Sweet 16? SPOILT LITTLE SHIT FACES!
Are the shows on MTV too fake? Yh
Do you have to have some kind of noise to fall asleep? I Usually Fall Asleep On Da Fone Or Listenin To Music...I Can Sleep Wid Out It Doe
What time is it right now? 12.23am
What's your zodiac sign? Leo
How long does it usually take you to get dressed? Onna Normal Day Bout 2 Ana Half/3 Hours LOL Dass From Washin Ma Face N Brushin Ma Teeth Tooo...Puttin On Ma Shoes/Crep
Do you prefer to call or text someone? Depends Hu It Is...I Would Rather Text In General Doee...Till Ma Inbox Gets Full =[
Who is your celebrity heart-throb? I Dont Fantasizeee Bout Famous People...Wass Da Point?!
Would you have survived 100 years ago? How Am I Meant To Know?
What do you think the world will be like in 30 years? Fulla Crime! Worse Dan It Is Already
Do you have to be the center of attention? No, I Hate Bein Da Center Of Attention...Mosta Da Tyme
Do you save your money or spend it when you get your hands on it? I TRY To Save It...
Are you good at school? Yhhh...Usually. UNTIL Mrs Lucas Or FAT Sawali Talks To Me =[ (Dere 2 Of Ma Teachers BDW)
Has someone ever told you are "The Love of my life"? Yhhh It Was A Load Of BULLSHIT Doeee...
Did you get a new year's kiss? LOOL No
What was one thing you wanted for your birthday you didn't get? Ermmm I Dunna! Dere Was Sumfin Doe Jus Cant Remember
Are you a happy person? Mosta Da Tyme
If money was no option...what type car would you own? A Nice Normal Car...But Wid Bare SHEXII Customizationz LOL =D
Are you horrible to your younger brothers and sisters if you have any? LOOOL Yh Sumtimes!
How many concerts have you been to? 3
What are your 3 fave radio stations? Choice FM...Da Rest I Jus Flik Fru Till I Find A Good Song!
Do they "wear-out" good songs by over playing them? YESSS!! It Get On Ma FUKIN NERVES
What's one thing you always said you'd never do but have done? LOL Not For Internet Discussion
Have you ever straightened your hair? Yupp
What's the most you've ever payed for shampoo and conditioner? Dont Buy It
Do you dislike anyone you never thought you would? YHHHH AND DA PEOPLE KNO IT 2! WEN I SAY IM NEVA CHATTIN 2 U AGEN I MEAN IT! SERIOUS FACE!
Ever been told your a flirt? Yupp
What have you done that you are proud of? Overcome My Fear Of Needles - I Fink Atleast
Do you go to church every Sunday? Nopee
Do you have a hidden talent? How Would I Kno If Its Hidden?!? :|
Are you still inlove with someone you used to be inlove with? NOT EVEN! FUK DAT! CANT B ASK'D! ISH ALL ABOUT MOVIN ORNN N FORGETTIN!
Do you like water rides? Yh Dere Jokezzzz...Dont Like Da Condition Of My Hair Afta Doe :(
What do you normally eat for breakfast? Fresh Air (Nothin)
What do you think of crack heads? ARGHHH DONT LET ME START! Dey Can Waste Dere Raatid Money On CRACK But Mosta Dem R Homeless :| NO SENSE AT ALL!!
Ever been called a tease? Yhhh
What is your longest kept item/document? A School Report From Year 3 or 2...And Teddy Bears From Da Day I Was Born
Do you like to cuddle? Yhhhh
Do you have an actual comforter on your bed? LOL Yh Ma Tigger, Ma Heffyy (Heffalump) and Ma Forever Friends Cushion...Dere All Fings Dat I Spent Serious P On Or Sum1 Bought Me...Hu Wants 2 Buy Me A FAT Me 2 Yoo Teddy?
Ever been called wierd or odd YH LOL But Apprently Ma Odd'ness Is Funny :S
What do you regret but at the same time not regret? Goin Out Wid A Certain Person...I Jus Block It Out Of My Mind Cos Its Confusin!
Who was the last person you got angry with? SUM WAISSSS MAN! DEVON/BIGGA OR WALLEVA! BOUT HIS COMIN FOR ME (Y) HOL TYT!