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About Me

www.orlandodefrias.com
www.surrealmband.com
Hi. My name is Orlando and I believe this is the greatest video of all time. The amount of "mack" found in the intro can only be described as divine. Using a line such as his will get you laid within seconds.
Now that you've watched that awesome piece of digital mastery, I'll tell you a little about myself. I'm 22, in college, I like blue, I play in a band, I eat meat, I drink alcohol, I don't smoke but I do 'hookah', I'm argumentative, I'm shallow, it's very likely I'm more intelligent than you are (although not necessarily smarter), I try very hard to read people, I bore people with talks of quantum and theoretical physics, I don't like Justin Timberlake's stupid "Sexyback" song, I can do mathematics in base-2/8/9/16/&20 just as easily as I can do 10 and I prefer 8, 01001001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110101 01101110 01110100 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001, I'm very funny, I like to mirror people to make them enjoy conversing with me, I don't really like MySpace, and I know this is an extremely long run-on sentence. I purposely made it so.
I'm also required by law to post this:
Lastly, I'm good with the ladies:

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Rick Astley and the dudes (possibly also a woman I think) who really sang for Milli Vanilli. Oh, and Jesus...

...Martinez from little league. That kid could hit.

Music:

Duran Duran, Phoenix, Frou Frou, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Massive Attack, Foreigner (What? They're fucking cool if you have a time machine.), The Academy Is..., Coldplay, Panic! At The Disco, Dave Matthews Band, Placebo, Gipsy Kings, and Alejandro Sanz before he decided he wanted to become some kind of Colombian 17 year old sellout.

Movies:

From Justin to Kelly. It's deep, you need to give it a chance.

Heroes:

Aquaman.

My Blog

WTFDOOD, were r ur blogz??.?

I've been posting over at Vitruvian Mind because apparently they like my flavor of funny.I'll still post here from time to time, but check that place out to get your fix....
Posted by Orlando on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 01:44:00 PST

Scientology vs. Christianity: Which kicks more ass?

Poking fun at religion is one of the many things I'm adept at, and soon you will come to realize that. I'm sure I sound like a dick toward the religious, but they make it pretty easy. If it helps, I'm...
Posted by Orlando on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 09:36:00 PST

Stereotypes V2: Profiling.

Since my original stereotypes tutorial was such a wild success (I was even plagiarized twice, yay!) and I had a couple of people telling me I should write another, I decided to continue the path and t...
Posted by Orlando on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 08:16:00 PST

Randomness.

Below is my attempt at jotting down completely random bullshit. I will write stuff and not go back and change anything. This may or may not work, but I'm going to write it and post it anyway. I guess ...
Posted by Orlando on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 02:56:00 PST

OK, not quite hate mail.

It turns out, people actually read my blogs. Sweet. This entry is a bit out of the ordinary, if in this case "ordinary" is a blog about aborted fetuses doing the limbo in Tahiti while drinking appleti...
Posted by Orlando on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 03:41:00 PST

Get to know God.

The story of God is an important one to tell. Many of you just vaguely know of Him, hearing His name in acceptance speeches everywhere, but few are those who know the man for who He is and why He is s...
Posted by Orlando on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 01:35:00 PST

How science REALLY works.

Have you ever wondered how science and math are used to prove things, or how certain scientific buzzwords function? Of course you haven't, you're on MySpace! Even so, I'm here to learn you on this top...
Posted by Orlando on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 09:58:00 PST

Things I would like to do.

This is a roughly-compiled list of things I would like to do for one reason or another, but probably won't because they're either:Stupid.Difficult.Time-consuming.Costly.Possibly impossible.Fucked up.W...
Posted by Orlando on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 01:04:00 PST

Hollywood For Dummies.

Hollywood is stupid.Yes, stupid.Yet at the same time, genius. Movies nowadays are simply lame remakes or themes and plots that have been played to death, so it's genius that they happen to pull it off...
Posted by Orlando on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 03:20:00 PST

Grandma got run-over by a pilot.

Hah, that's the best title I've ever given to one of my blogs. That deserves a hearty, gleeful "lolz."It's been a while, so I figured I would head over to CNN.com again and pick a random article to ma...
Posted by Orlando on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:33:00 PST