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audrey

About Me

Hi...I'm scoripo, which means l'm a bitch during the full moon, bitch, Not only am a bitch during full moons but my car smels like cheetos and wetdog (I'm coming out with a new fragrence this fall, it will be called ode de la poop) I love to make tarts, lick lollies ad PLAY APPLES TO APPLES bitch...and you can feel on my lovely lady lumps (aka my scists) I attend Berkeley High University (it's hella big...bitch) I love people and I'm desprate for sum loving so call me @ 1-800-sex-meup call it's great Audrey --
[noun]:

A person with a taste for acorns

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

MY HAND TWIN!!!!!!

Music:

The Clash, Stevie Wonder, Talib Kweli, Tribe Called Quest, Tom Petty, Mariah Carey, James Taylor, Phil Collins, Zion I, Common, Sound Tribe...

Movies:

MILO AND OTIS...seriously all other movies are alright but this one takes the cake. A dog and a cat out in the wild, what could be better? Oh and home movies are my favorite thinge ever created!

Television:

ER back in the day when George Cloney was on it, The Facts of Life with kiki laroo, Chapelle Show, and America's Next Top Model, but only when im watching it at Morgan's house while eating amazing Greek Food, PJ RUNWAY with pheeeebes

Books:

HArry Potter like woah, Bee Season, Secret Life of Bees (sware im not obsessed with bees), The Giver, Barenstein Bears, Middlesex, A Sand County Almanac...

Heroes:

Kirin and her brother