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M@gg!3*

i ain't no nasty girl, but don't mess with my food! lol

About Me

What can I say?I'm a funny person. I actually love my sense of humor. I love the fact that i'm a day dreamer. Make me laugh, and i'll open my heart to you. i love to get a party started and i love to make drunken memories with my friends. I love to travel! Don't make fun of me cause i still have my jersey accent; what can i say? its madd cute, yO! lolol What else...? I'm a magazine addict! i would save up soo much money if i just subscribed. i love to eat mac and cheese late at nite. and i love to watch old black and white movies when i stay in. Dancing and laughing at the same time is my passion. making ppl smile and laugh is my specialty. I love to make new friends, cause they don't know that I wore that same tshirt the other nite, hehehe. I sing in the car all the time! and i swear i know the words! lol. Don't cut me off when i'm driving cause i will get you SUCKA!!! My favorite drink is a Washington Apple, and i always get a big Mac with Bacon! I love 2 eat brazilian food, peruvian food, and i thank my rice and beans for the hips and ass it gave me everyday! I always pay my respects when i'm driving past a cemetery. Humility is a virtue i possess. Too many random stuff to write about me, but i gotta say: To all my homies, i love u to death, and to ppl who would like to know me, just buy me a drink and i will pour my heart to u."Yeah, I heard an animal once do that, but when they rolled it over, it was dead."- Ramon the Penguin, Happy Feet

My Interests

9 Things that make me laugh: 1. The Word "Monkey" 2. The Word "Chango" 3. Marvin phrases such as "Sticky Icky Icky" and "Who took my sandwhich" 4. Family Guy 5. drunk people 6. ferrets 7. when Bruce Lee (the Emo cat) bitch slapped Kyser (G's dog) in the face this morning 8. when Zeus (obese ferret) steals my socks off my feet every morning and runs away like a bandit 9. ppl that can't sing on american idol

I'd like to meet:

* The dude that created Family Guy * Bush, just so i could smack him around * Gerard Butler, just so i could make sweet spartan love to him! * God * My grandfather, so I could meet him and shake his hand for being the incredible man that my mother lost at such a young ageView Blog | View Pics | Add Comment

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Music:

Where do I begin?

I love all artists from:

Red Hott Chilli Peppers

Biggie

The Cure

Lilly Allen

Grandmaster Flash

Ne-yo

The Shins

Amy Winehouse

Mark Ronson

Sade

YYYs

The Lashes

Derek Matthew

Lauryn Hill

Los Enanitos Verdes

Billy Holiday

DJ A.M

Mazzie Star

La Union

Los Prisioneros

Aqualung

Black Eye Peas

Kings og Conveniance

The Beatles

Blondie

Stevie Wonder

The Sounds

Gwen Stefani

No Doubt

Justin Timberlake

Sublime

311

Oscar De Leon

DLG

Bebel Gilberto

Gaio Gilberto

Juanes

Calle 13

Queen

The Smiths

The Police

Rilo Kiley

Sneaker Pimps

Zero 7

and everyhing else in between!

Movies:

* Stealing Beauty * Platoon * Reservoir Dogs * Amores Perros * Bad Education * 300 * Y tu Mama Tambien! * Chinese Connection * A little Romance * Funny Face * Half Baked * The Notebook * Full Metal Jacket * Godfather 1 & 2

Television:

* Scrubs! * Family Guy! * Moonlighing! * Sex & the City! * Tripping the Rift! * Heroes * Law & Order! * Ugly Betty! * Battlestar Gallactica! * I Love NY & Flavor of Love!

Books:

* Summer Sisters * I, Rigoberta Menchu * Random House * American Chica * Maus * Project Girl

Heroes:

People I look up 2, Not because I'm short! 1. * My MoM 2. * Che Guevarra 3. * The Guy From KFC that always opens the door! (Sorry sometimes i just don't have any change to give ya!) 4. * America Ferrera 5. * Judy Blume 6. * God 7. * The Men and Women in Uniform serving our country 8. * YOU! Cause I love ya Just the Way You ARE!

My Blog

WTF!!!!

WTF do people do ppl drive with their high beams on? I mean, do u want everyone to know u’re a total dick, or are you just a fucking asshole! That shit gives ppl migraines! and no, i wasn’...
Posted by M@gg!3* on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 08:22:00 PST

evening dreaming

i lie awake, and i look up and u're there.so i smile at your pretty face, cause baby you have nohatelistening to you breath and it sounds like a old familiar song i've heard beforemaybe ill remember ...
Posted by M@gg!3* on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 04:59:00 PST

Bob Ross had me at "the pretty little clouds!"

oh MY oH mY!well i went to see 300 when it came out, and it was soo good. i love the way the fighting scenes where shot.  and it looked just like the characters walked out of the comic book. ...
Posted by M@gg!3* on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:55:00 PST

Check This Shit Out!!!

Okay, today I didn't have shit to do, so I did what I love to do best on a boring day: I looked up kool music to listen to.  Check out my picks...Amy Winehouse- British jewish girl.  Her voi...
Posted by M@gg!3* on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 06:32:00 PST

American Virgin and Threesomes...

you perverts! you guys have a dirty mind..tsk tsk tsk..lol, only opened this blog because it sounds kinky, what is happening to our youth?!...anyways....last night i saw Stealing Beauty again and i'll...
Posted by M@gg!3* on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 10:57:00 PST

1:14am

well its 1:14am and here i am in myspace wasting my braincells while looking at profiles.  hey is everyone getting those myspace tracker bulletins?., my question is if they work, cause i'm curiou...
Posted by M@gg!3* on Sat, 13 May 2006 10:23:00 PST

Pepita my Angel

Pepita my baby, i know that now your not suffering.  but you left so suddenly that i'm in great grief with your loss.  No words can express how much i miss you.  You were my baby. ...
Posted by M@gg!3* on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 11:27:00 PST

when u're mom tells u look like a whore leaving the house, ppl will think u're one 2

hey, i forgot to share this story: couple of weeks ago, i went out clubbing.  and i was parking my car with my friend angie,. well a girl came up to the passenger side and told us to roll the win...
Posted by M@gg!3* on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 11:27:00 PST

42 is the ultimate answer to the ultimate question about life, the universe, and everything....

just wanted to say i'm glad i'm 21 cuz being 20 sucks.  cuz u're almost 21 and being almost 21 doesn't get u in 21 and over clubs.  i know from experience (copa cabana, grrrrr)...
Posted by M@gg!3* on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 11:53:00 PST

Bigger, Better, Badder, and Blacker...(the 4 B's that describe Me..plus i'm really tanned!)

  Looks like Troy my ferret  My baby and Marv's cutie baby sis well folks i finally finished my new site...gotta say it looks pretty good.  i'm tired and want to go to sleep. ...
Posted by M@gg!3* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST