Drawing, Drinking, Dancing, Singing, Sewing, Smashing, Cooking, Cleaning, Critiquing, Writing, Reading, Running (away from danger) and Alliteration.
You know when you're sitting at the bar, quietly enjoying your scotch and some guy in an Abercrombie & Fitch shirt comes up and yells at the bartender that he wants another Jack and Coke, when the bartender is clearly busy finishing another drink order; then when the bartender makes his drink, he yells: "Come on, guy, give me a good pour!" as if he and the bartender are old friends or the bartender is so susceptible to suggestive remarks that he would automatically acquiesce to any command given by a drunk at a bar; then, as he turns to leave, Lady Lumps by the Black Eyed Peas comes on and the guy throws his hands in the air and screams: "I love this ____ing song!" and rams his elbow into your head causing you to cut you mouth on your broken glass of scotch and the guy turns around and laughs and high fives his friends?I guess what I'm trying to say is I'm so tired of getting date-raped by those guys.
alphabeticallitically: Destroyer, Devo, Guided by Voices, Galaxy 500, Jay Reatard, The Kinks, Lightning Bolt, Leather Uppers, Neutral Milk Hotel, Of Montreal, Oneida, Silkworm, Silver Jews, Smog, The Soft Boys, Television, Trans Am, Scott Walker, The Who, The Zombies. Currently blasting: BIG DIPPER
Brazil, The Apartment, Yojimbo, Phantom of the Paradise.
The Venture Brothers, The Prisoner, Freaks and Geeks, Mr. Show, Monty Python, Conan.
Moby Dick.
Abraham Lincoln, Tom Scharpling.