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Adam

An eye for an eye leaves the whole world without depth perception

About Me


I'm like a hurricane made of flames. A Fire-nado coming straight at the trailer park of your life. Someone grab Grandma and get to the shelter!

Not really. I'm pretty low key. And let's be reasonable, if I was made of fire, would I be able to type this? Probably not. The whole concept is just ridiculous when you think about it. Which you didn't.

But I did.

My Interests

I find that most things are interesting if approached correctly.

I'd like to meet:


People who know how to enjoy the great weather. People who ride bikes. People who have BBQ's or know where one is happening. People who take advantage of free events in the summer. People who can discuss public radio shows. People who like to hang out on rooftops.

And dogs. Dogs are awesome.

Also Jim Dale, so he can read me the last Harry Potter book.

Movies:

I like movies.

Television:

Colbert Report, Scrubs, Arrested Development, Daily Show

Books:

Ones with words. Ones with pictures. Ones with both.

It's weird to pluralize "one"

My Blog

Pennsylvania loves me

I am to Pennsylvania what Dracula is to Transylvania.Don't believe me?  Then try explaining this cup I got from a Pennsylvanian convenience store of the self-same name.  Sure, they got the s...
Posted by Adam on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 12:30:00 PST

The Best Arguement For Gay Marriage Yet.

I'm speaking, of course, about "Grizzy" Bear Grylls, the man on Discovery Channels epic show "Man vs. Wild."Haven't seen the show?  Let me give you the cliff notes.  Every episode "Kodiak" B...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 10:25:00 PST

I still got it

Hot damn.  Not to brag or anything, but check out all the babes who want to be my friend.I wonder how they found me.  I guess I must have met them last weekend or something.  Weird, you...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 07:59:00 PST

A San Francisco (Dessert) Treat

It's been a while since I've directed my considerable cullinary capabilities towards desserts.  But that all ends now, with my newest greatestest creation yet.Rice-a-Roni Treats.Consider this.&nb...
Posted by Adam on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 03:54:00 PST

Two more best picture contenders.

The hits keep on coming.  Two more ideas for movies.Scarf-face:Antony Montoya, a Cuban refugee, acheives the Amercan Dream by rising to the top in the world of competitive eating.  But Anton...
Posted by Adam on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 06:30:00 PST

Puppies Save the World

A week ago, some of us looked around at this world of ours and said. "We can do better."And by better, I mean puppies.And those of us, the select few who care about the state of our world, put puppies...
Posted by Adam on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 06:04:00 PST

Puppy Seed Beagle

After prodding from my friend Evan, I took off my animated gif main photo.  After much thought, I decided to replace it with three adorable dog babies. But that wasn't enough for Evan.  Oh ...
Posted by Adam on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 02:05:00 PST

Oh grey lady, how you have fallen.

Here's some front page news for you.  The Anna Nicole Smith coverage was pretty ridiculous, but at least 80 percent of her was real, and she'll stay dead.  This is just stupid.  They sh...
Posted by Adam on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 06:45:00 PST

Smell Oh L

Here's a creepy new game I just discovered on MySpace.  See that navigation bar at the top, the one that says Home Browse Search etc etc?  Eight in from the left is "Favorites."Step 1: Click...
Posted by Adam on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 11:09:00 PST

The small pleasure of winter

I pretty much hate the cold, but there is one thing I find enjoyable about winter.When a pile of snow has been on the sidewalk for a few days, it always ends up forming a small ring of ice around its ...
Posted by Adam on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 12:15:00 PST