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Underpants on the Outside

That's some funny shit.

About Me

I'm a humor blog. I spend all my time watching TV, reading books and dicking around on the internet. But then I write about it.

I'm all about the nerd humor. But I made nerdom sexy.

Check me out at underpantsontheoutside.com .

My Interests

Y'know, this, that, the other. Lots of television, movies, some comic books, moderately deviant sexual behavior... really the same things everybody's into, right?

I also have been known to play Magic: The Gathering. Let me just get that out there and we can put it behind us.

I'd like to meet:

People who will think I'm funny. This will probably require their senses of humor to be largely based on pop culture, lighthearted misogyny and sexual innuendos. People who laugh at their own farts should definitely apply.

Once again, that's underpantsontheoutside.com .

Movies:

Usual Suspects, Super Troopers, Batman and Batman Begins (the rest of them were crap). Can't say I loved that new Superman movie.

Television:

24, Lost, any cartoons based on Superman and/or Batman, and a variety of reality shows such as Survivor, and Amazing Race. There's been some nasty rumors going around that I watch Project Runway and America's Next Top Model, but that's total bullshit.

Books:

Kavalier and Clay, Carter Beats the Devil, a couple of James Bond books, lately. I also read a pretty interesting book on Salt. That's right; salt. Like I said, nerd humor.

Heroes:

Batman, Superman, Spiderman, Green Lantern... what do you mean "REAL heroes"??

Okay, fine. Neil Gaiman, Frank Miller, Alan Moore, Brad Meltzer...that's right. Writers can be heroes too; look at Clark Kent.

My Blog

Get Lost!

Tomorrow is the season premiere of Lost, and we're very excited around the apartment.  I know there are an endless number of websites out there trying to predict what WILL happen in the...
Posted by Underpants on the Outside on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 12:54:00 PST

Lectures, the Drinking Game

I wrote this for CollegeHumor.com, but I present it here for your enjoyment.  So...y'know...enjoy it. With the school year underway, many students have been hit by the realization that college co...
Posted by Underpants on the Outside on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 09:12:00 PST

Five Things That I Wish Came In Cereal Boxes

Razor blades: Those things are expensive and I hate having to buy them. Who wouldn't be happy to find some Mach 4s in their breakfast? I see no reason why this wouldn't also work with Halloween candy....
Posted by Underpants on the Outside on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 10:14:00 PST

This Week in Masturbation

Who's in: NFL Cheerleaders It's that time of year again ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL*?? Answer: HELL YEAH!!!  *-themed orgy fantasies involving the Philadelphia Eagles cheering squad Who's ou...
Posted by Underpants on the Outside on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 01:46:00 PST

More of Z's sweet nothings

The scene: Me, Wonder Woman and my roommate Mary, who seriously needs a nickname.  We're watching Entourage.  Wonder Woman, who lived under a rock while she was in law school, notes the cred...
Posted by Underpants on the Outside on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 01:45:00 PST

Bridging the Gap

Saturday night, a couple friends and I were ramping up preparations for a long night of Xboxing.  Normally this type of thing requires beer, but in a last minute audible somebody suggested a coup...
Posted by Underpants on the Outside on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 01:38:00 PST

Yet another reason my bed is magical

During my junior year in college I experienced a sexual dry-spell of several months.  On the suggestion of some friends, I went out and spent more money than I could afford on a very ni...
Posted by Underpants on the Outside on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 01:21:00 PST

Z vs. Jake

I work in an office where most of our business deals with womens magazines. Today, I had a little free time and was flipping through Glamour magazine, which has a feature called Ask Jake, where women ...
Posted by Underpants on the Outside on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 01:14:00 PST

Maybe it's not such a jungle out there

Those of you who dont live in New York wouldnt know this, but last night the weather reached an approximate temperature of hot as shit (Celsius).  Last night was particularly bad because at about...
Posted by Underpants on the Outside on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 07:39:00 PST