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Chris

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Evenin' all. As you may have noticed, I've tried to create a slightly more tasteful corner of cyberspace, so you won't be finding any flashing giffs, looped tunes, or idiotic adverts here (at least, if you use firefox). Anyhoo, feel free to drop in, say hi, or just post general abuse.

My Interests

Golf. But not in a tragic 50 year old businessman wearing a cardigan way.

Music in all forms. I still play, and (a little less frequently) compose. I also try to plug the Best Band in the Universe as much as possible. Who says nepotism is dead?

Oh yeah, riding motorbikes at completely legal speeds features pretty large in the agenda at present as well :p

I'd like to meet:

Niels Bohr, Stephen Hawking, Richard Feynman

Obviously some of those people are going to be a tougher proposition than others, unless anyone knows a decent psychic.

It would have been nice to meet Douglas Adams, but that one's a bit tricky now as well.

Just to be different, I'll tell you someone I have met - no-one famous, but this Icelandic geezer's name literally translated as 'the god of thunder and stones'(ish). How good is that?

Music:

The Dead 60s . Which is probably not much of a surprise to anyone. Check out their website. No, really, I'm not typing anything else until you do. The link is right there. Click it!

In general, I tend to go for the more aggressive side of loud these days. Slipknot, Black Label Society, RATM and Machine Head are pretty constant on my play list.

For more of a chilled vibe, the Red Hot Chilli Peppers are still a class act, and Jamiroquai helps when I'm in serious danger of getting road rage.

The Dead 60s are pretty good too. Did I mention that?

Movies:

Where to start? I'm (generally) a big fan of Michael Caine films, particularly the Italian Job.

Bad Boys (and the sequel, otherwise known as the Will Smith show 1 and 2) was enjoyable, as were the matrix series (even if they did go a bit 'odd').

Shine will always be a classic, if only for the Rimsky-Korsakov scene.

Mind you, does anyone else find it annoying that for the price of a cinema ticket and popcorn (esp. in the UK), you could just go out and buy the DVD, a few beers, and sit in your own comfortable living room to watch it?

Television:

The only thing I seem to watch on TV is sport, and that's only when I can't go out and play it myself. There just aren't enough hours in the day to watch TV.

Except that show with the yellow people in it. That's ace that is.

In general, I spend far too much time shouting at the myriad inaccuracies on TV to be healthy anyway, so I'm trying to avoid it these days.

Books:

Terry Pratchett. Douglas Adams. Terry Goodkind. Rob Grant. Doug Naylor. Repeat as necessary.

In a marked break from tradition, I've just read a Jeffrey Archer novel. And much to my surprise, it was quite good. I know, amazing isn't it?

Heroes:

Dilbert. Homer Simpson. Sir Ranulph Fiennes Bt OBE. Jeremy Clarkson.

My Blog

Animal Rights

I'm a big fan of animal rights.  Specifically, my right to kill and eat any animal that  doesn't move quickly enough to stop me.  Mmmmm, tasty.I have no problem with wearing leather, as...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 08:47:00 PST

Architecture

I've just caught a news report.  It was talking about the state of the pier in Hastings (on the South coast of England).  Apparently, the structure is rusting away.Really?  Rusting away...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:40:00 PST

Update to Tennis Serve

Update:Turns out that hitting big tennis serves is probably the reason my Doc has just referred me to the physio for some serious rehab on my distal bicep tendon insert.Doh!:( ...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 03:00:00 PST

The Mighty Mighty Reds

Only 2 English teams have ever beaten Barcelona at the Nou Camp.They would be Liverpool in 1976, and Liverpool in 2007.COOOMMMEEEE ONNNNN YOUUUUUUUU REDDDDDDDDDSSSSSS!We can't win the sodding Premiers...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 03:34:00 PST

I've just hit

A 120 mph  tennis serve.That gives the returner about 0.53s to react and hit a shot.Sorry 'bout that.:D
Posted by Chris on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 03:13:00 PST

The natural order of things

Biologists think they are Biochemists.Biochemists think they are Chemists.Chemists think they are Physical Scientists.Physical Scientists think they are Physicists.Physicists think they are God.God th...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:31:00 PST

Bloody stupid questions

OK, so for once I've turned on a TV, and have happened upon the show 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?'.A bloke gets to the £125000 question, which is:'Which body of water separates Korea and China?'......
Posted by Chris on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 12:56:00 PST

Tragedy

It's always a shame when a larger than life character like Steve 'croc-botherer' Irwin kicks the bucket.  However, I would like to point out that there is absolutely no truth in the rumours that ...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 02:01:00 PST

Now we're getting angry

So, a copper goes straight through a red light, kills a woman, severely injures her son.  Gets convicted of dangerous driving, which is then overturned.  Finally ends up convicted of ca...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 03:00:00 PST

Mental Wheels

I've been looking for a new bike recently, and have just come across possibly the most mental thing ever to hit the road in 'standard' trim.  I  feel I have to share this with you.The new Ka...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 05:06:00 PST