I am me....I'm a 22 y/o 6th(this fall) year college student that kinda despises the connotation of being a college student in the middle american sense. I have 1 year of 6 left to get my bachelors of Architecture and minor in history..... I'm currently working as an intern for Olsen-Coffey Architects in Tulsa. I am a great appreciater of music, I love movies, I am mildly obsessed with older cars. My idea of therapy is tearing into/playing with/driving/changing, etc either my 68 buick electra 225 or my 68 Volksie. I plaster shit with tons of stickers and stuff cut out from mags.... is that collaging?? I am a drinker, but not a boozehound, I love random distractions, I am occasionaly angsted, I have 3 large tattoos and will have more, I come from a weird small town and am not ashamed of it, but I work to expand those horizons, I am a master of procrastination, I greatly value my friends and would do alot for them, I don't like politics.... let me rephrase that: politicians working for corporate bribes and not the people, I pity people who are blissfully ignorant and have no desire to learn, I think Pabst Blue Ribbon is great lager for the $$, I would like to move to Austin, TX, Seattle, Denver, Vancouver, some place interesting. Oh I want to go back to Poland and Germany, felt comfy there. Sometimes I like indie (but hate its connotation), sometimes I like psychobilly, sometimes industrial, sometimes punk.... I think you get the picture. I only order black "normal" coffee from coffee shoppes.... blows their minds, I like the stonewall, but I also like being able to talk to people at the same table, I hate pretension, but love intelligence, I loath superficiality, but scrutinize the details, I don't have cable, but am a fool for wikipedia, I love sushi and curry, but not at the same time, I have short relationships, but want more, I jokingly tell people I'm a badass, but realize I am not, I hate drama and will reject people who create it, I was a debate kid in hs, I love philosophy and history but suck at finishing a book..... I am me.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Stability |||||||||||||| 60%
Orderliness |||||| 23%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 43%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious |||||| 23%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||| 23%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||| 30%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||||||||||| 43%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 43%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||| 17%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36%

The Picto-Personality Test

You are a person who likes to have fun all the time.
When alone, you let it all hang out and ignore every social convention.
You are romantic, and when you are with your partner you like to woo them with your imagination.
In the future you will be wise and healthy.
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You Are Pop Art
When it comes to art, you're definitely not a snob.
You can appreciate the mainstream aspects of culture, even if you need to twist them a bit to make them your own.
Whether you're into comics, retro pinups, or bold colors, you embrace what's eye catching and simple.
As far as most other art goes, you consider it a little too elitist and high brow for your tastes! What Art Movement Are You?
*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: Joe David Collins
Date of Birth: 9-1-85
Birthplace: OKC.... how not exotic
Current Location: Stillwater - damn college boy
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: brown, been blue, black, red, pink, etc etc
Height: 6'
Heritage: awesome
Piercings: 5/8" plugs in lobes
Tattoos: 3, tattooed 6 times so far
Favourite:
Band/Singer: go with a safe one Joe Strummer
Song: many rivers to cross - jimmy cliff
Movie: High Fidelity
Disney Movie: fantasia
TV show: those creepy late night court tv ones
Color: dark red
Food: shark fin soup...... ok i can't pick one
Pizza topping: pineapple
Ice-Cream Flavor: mint-chocalate chip
Drink (alcoholic): white russian, pbr, tom collins, caribou lou
Soda: fresca
Store: vault video
Clothing Brand: dickies
Shoe Brand: vans
Season: fall
Month: october
Holiday/Festival: halloween, get to be creepy and drink... whats not to like
Flower: bigass roses
Make-Up Item: ummm.... I'm thinking this is aimed at femmes now??
Board game: chinese checkers
This or That
Sunny or rainy: rainy, love the john cusack days, but in moderation
Chocolate or vanilla: choc
Fruit or veggie: fruit
Night or day: night
Sour or sweet: how bout both
Love or money: love..... duh
Phone or in person: person
Looks or personality: personality, I can't interact with looks
Coffee or tea: coffee
Hot or cold: fuck this super cold weather, but 110F isn't grand either now is it
Your:
Goal for this year: to be super-awesome, get internship in Pacific NW
Most missed memory: not having all this responsiblity
Best physical feature: dunno, I got some mean sideburns going on
First thought waking up: screw it I'm staying in bed
Hypothetical personality disorder: generally crazy
Preferred type of plastic surgery: calf implants.... hell yeah
Sesame street alter ego: probably oscar
Fairytale alter ego: no idea
Most stupid remark: whats up my niggas!!!!!!
Worst crime: I'm gonna plead the 5th, thanks
Greatest ambition: be respected for what I do and what I am, make enough to be comfy and move another
Greatest fear: failure
Darkest secret: now why in the hell would I put that here???
Favorite subject: architecture.... DUH
Strangest received gift: slinky wrapped in newspaper..... thanks corey
Worst habit: those that know me know
Do You:
Drink: indeed
Curse: less like a sailor these days
Shower daily: I try to
Like thunderstorms: definetely
Dance in the rain: haha.... have done it
Sing: on my headphones in studio
Play an instrument: attempted guitar, still have the fender strat and amp to prove it
Get along with your parents: most of the time, a hippie, a yuppie, and tarzan
Wish on stars: really??????? NO
Believe in fate: its a nice though and a bad thought....
Believe in love at first sight: no
Can You:
Drive: like a bat out of hell
Sew: hand and machine
Cook: love to
Speak another language: picked up random greetings this summer, thats bout it
Dance: like a white kid
Sing: no
Touch your nose with your tongue: no, and yes i just tried
Whistle: yep
Curl your tongue: yep
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: for sure............
Been Stoned/High: who me????
Eaten Sushi: love it
Been in Love: not sure....
Skipped school: well I am in college
Made prank calls: hahaha, yes
Sent someone a love letter: no
Stolen something: maybe.......
Cried yourself to sleep: no..... I had my tear ducts removed, don't need em (think john wayne)
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? ignorance and self-righteousness
Are you right or left handed? right
What is your bedtime? whenever I want it to be, I'm all growed up
Name three things you can't live without: friends, music, food/water
What is the color of your room? I rent.... so yeah its white with wood trim
Do you have any siblings? no.... all lonesomelike
Do you have any pets? my great dane died over a year ago.... tear
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? what use is a mill if I'm convicted???
What is you middle name? refer to top
What are you nicknames? Joe C, Collins, Joe Joe
Are you for or against gay marriage? go for it
What are your thoughts ..ion? pro-choice, but not "anti-life"
Do you have a crush on anyone? its possible
Are you afraid of the dark? no, i got a bigass maglight for that
How do you want to die? jumping the grand canyon at 95 y/o
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? I have no idea....
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? yes
What is the last law you’ve broken? speeding
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: black/brown or something crazy
Eye color: green
Height 5' 6"ish
Weight proportionate
Most important physical feature: being comfortable in her own skin
Biggest turn-off sorority/barbiedoll bullshit
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