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Eloise Knees

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About Me

Im a shoelaces dream come true...Well you see, when spoons and forks come together in a land of submarines, and all matter of living things become inter-twined and enculturated with the many different colours of tapioca (without the raisans mind you), you get a mixture of stuff so entirely and utterly splendid, (and superb and wonderful), that even your shoelaces cant comprehend the ultimate orgasmic wonderland that is! In a matter of penzance lingo and chatter, thee be ye warned!A pirates life for me!The cleverness of me!Huzzah and so! *now enters in the rum, jigs, and dance. In comes an ultimately lovemaking kind of joyish fashionable rowboats and yellow polkadoted oars, with rusty spoons, 'stevens' (one with a v, and one with a ph), 'Rohans' (one with a 'h' and one with a 'w'), Deppsters, fab fours, and swingsets. I WANT TO GO TO CURLY BEACH! My name is Eloise Knees Kate Lancaster Olssen Lydford. Eat me (but not my shoelaces). xoxI love Rohan.
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My Interests

Rohan rowboat, Drawing and painting, Pirates, Gypsies, the Beatles, rowboats, Johnny Depp, AEROPLANES!, Imagination, Amanda vanstone (ex minister, singer songwriter), New Zealand, Borat, southpark, shoelaces, horses, elephants, Little Britain, monkeys, LIONS.....neeee

I'd like to meet:

Peter pan. The Beatles. Johnny Depp. Salad Fingers. Marc Bolan. Gumby. Christopher Robin Bobbins Irish relatives. Neil Finn. Rufeo. Bad Boy Bubby. My dad.

Music:

The Beatles, Crowded House, Trex, Josh Pyke, Wolfmother, Bloc party, James taylor, Paolo Nutini, Xavier Rudd, Peter O'Loughlan, Ravi Shankhar, The Beach Boys, Sarah McGlachlan, Arctic Monkies, the White stripes, Jack Johnston, Bernard Fanning, Ben Lee, Augie march, Bob Evans, Pete Murray, James Blunt, Latin/salsa music, Dido, Carol King, Hanson, Moby, Credence Clearwater Revival, the keiser chiefs, Anthony Snape, The Monkees, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, The Strokes, Tenacious D, tracy chapman, system of a down, Franken Fuhrter...

Movies:

*Johnny Depp movies*Tim Burton movies*the Gumby Movie*Hook*The King and I*The Little Rascals.*Bad Boy Bubby*sacha baron cohen productions.

Television:

Little Britain, Doctor Who, Black Books, Coupling, The Glass House, CNNNN, The Chasers war on Everything, Fawlty Towers, South park, John Safran, RockWiz, Play School, Ali G, The Bill, Cracker, Rove Live, Vicar of Dibley, Men Behaving Badly, At the Movies, Rage, The Simpsons, Pride and Prejudice (BBC version), thank god your here, Captain Planet and the Power Rangers...

Books:

~The chronicles of Narnia ~Jonothan Livingston seagull. ~Hook. ~Bloody Jack. ~Harry Potter. ~Robin Hood. ~Peter Pan. ~The curious incident of the dead dog in the night time.

Heroes:

Rohan Row-boat.Johnny Depp.Sam and Juniper Pearl.Peter Pan.People who dont care what people think about them.People who tell the truth.People who can take the truth.People who are unique without TRYING to be individual.People that make me smile.People that put up with my antics.People that have passion, without trying to force it on others.People who have hope and dreams WITHOUT religion.Pyrate King.Franken Furter (quote) "Im just a SWEET transvestite. From Transexual Transylvania!"

My Blog

Lost and Found

There is a cardboard box in a boot between my ears.It contains all of lost and found I have collected over the years.During the day it is quite small.At night its slightly bigger.But its when I s...
Posted by Eloise Knees on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:32:00 PST

My buudy rudd poem

Today I ate an umbrella. It really tasted quite sad. Its funny bits were yellow. Its handle made me mad. Today I ate a shrubbery. Its leafy was quite green. But when I licked its ...
Posted by Eloise Knees on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 09:02:00 PST