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marc

DONT BE PART OF THE PROBLEM BE THE SOLUTION :)

About Me

i am not a complete idiot some parts are missing.

My Interests

eating out , going for walks, surfing the internet, stategy computer games,reading contemporay fiction, music,chocolate shops and trying something new each month whether it be seeing a new band, salsa, to the exotic holiday stuff such as riding a camel,or if in london trying out a new gymn , restaurant, bar or even a new place in the world

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Music:

into kaiser chiefs , snow patrol,amy winehouse, jet, keane, robbie williams,james morrison,razorlight,nick drake,eva cassidy, peter gabriel, sarah mclachlan, elton john, rod stewart,abba,madonna,tom jones, norah jones, michael jacson, the zutons, sandi thom, kirsty maccoll,ray lamontagne, lenny kravitz,kings of convenience, black rebel motorcycle club, funlovin criminals bebel gilberto,nelly furtado, coldplay, u2, kt tunstall,morcheeba,madness,duran duran, a-ha, blur, gorillaz, oasis,paul weller,elton john, rod stewart, sting, goldfrapp,kosheen,leftfield,80s music generally, george michael, elvis, andrea bocelli,annie lennox, yann tierson,john barry,travis, jamie cullum, katiemelua, the corrs,dean martin, matt monroe, lois armstrong,nat king cole, tony bennett and sinatra,damien rice, zero 7, bjork, acoustic rock and chillout.

Movies:

leon , walk the line,miss potter, pirates of the caribbean, mona lisa smile, oceans 11, the italian job, bridget jones, amelie, chocolat, forrest gump, cinema paradiso, seven years in tibet, seabiscuit, the cider house rules, stand by me, the fugitive, billy elliot, sound of music, star wars,notting hill,i am sam, the perfect storm, sleepless in seattle,life is beautiful, the lost boys,the da vinci code,the hurricane, whistle down the wind, carry on camping, three men and a baby, gladiator, et, schindlers list, men of honour, bladerunner,the interpreter, pulp fiction, entrapment, bambi, toy story, the sixth sense,lock stock ,this boys life, dead poets society, the outsiders,whats eating gilbert grape, mystic river and the best movie ever the shawshank redemption

Television:

like serious programmes that open your eyes and make you think aswell as a classic comedies like porridge, blackadder and father ted. any decent programmes on design, ie grand designs ...or progs on history ,travel or architecture not that there are many , planet earth and any attenborough progs and im a sucker like everyone else for the x factor.

Books:

the vitners luck, russka, the da vinci code,holy blood holy grail, interview with a vampire, catcher in the rye, canterbury tales, jude the obscure, blood from a stone, sea of troubles, star of the sea, london, angel and demons, the rats,100 mile city, generation x, brave new world perfume, the unlimited dream compamy, high rise, schindlers list, the cider house rules and anything that is a li bit different to the norm

Heroes:

my mum , then frank lloyd wright, mohammed ali,leonardo da vinci, isaabard kingdom brunel, walt disney,jonathan ross, johnny depp, michael caine and elvis

My Blog

disorder in the courts of america - really funny

very funny indeed - disorder in the courts of america... Body: These are from a book called Disorder in the Courtsof America , and are things people actually said incourt, word for word, taken dow...
Posted by marc on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:47:00 PST

the greatest nun jokes in the world ever

the worlds greatest nun jokes Dear AllI don't know why nun jokes make me laugh but they just do and here is a trilogy of them for you to enjoy&.There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sist...
Posted by marc on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 01:47:00 PST

pete the postman joke

pete the postman was on the last day of his job after 35 years diligently and punctualy serving thee community of hampton come rain shine snow or gales out in all weathers.on his last round he is gree...
Posted by marc on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 06:13:00 PST

the handy man joke

the handy man joke : hope you enjoy this cheeky joke A guy is at home watching the football, when his wife interrupts! "Could you fix the Fridge door? It won't close properly." "Fix the fridge door ...
Posted by marc on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 08:28:00 PST

guido the italian lover joke

A virile, middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he invit...
Posted by marc on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 08:25:00 PST

the vibrator joke

the vibrator joke a bit cheeky this one.....:) AS A WOMAN PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD A STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN. OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVES HER DAUGH...
Posted by marc on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 05:58:00 PST

the monkey and the rooster jokes

The rooster joke         An old farmer decides that it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an O.K. job but he was getti...
Posted by marc on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 05:27:00 PST

the koala bear joke

A koala bear from Australia decided to take a vacation to New York City to enjoy a different culture. After arriving in New York and getting settled in at his hotel, the koala bear decided to take a w...
Posted by marc on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 05:25:00 PST

pinocchio joke

Here is a cheeky joke regarding your favourite wooden puppet and Disney favourite&&   Once upon a time far far away there lived a puppet called Pinocchio who was lovingly crafted from the best w...
Posted by marc on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 05:24:00 PST

the zookeeper joke

  A bloke gets a job at the local zoo and on his first day he goes to the head keeper and asks what he wants him to do. The head keeper tells him to clean out the tropical fish tank. So he is bu...
Posted by marc on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 05:22:00 PST