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Lowell Wallagher

To be someone must be a wonderful thing.

About Me


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I feel like a 20 dollar bill. I have vivid daydreams when I sleep. If I was a mad cow disease I would say to myself, "Geez, I wish I wasn't a mad cow disease."
I have ten cases of bottled water in my apartment, I was thinking of making a water bed out of them. I have a sexy white golf staff bag that I haven't used yet because I don't want to get it dirty. I dream in stereo.
I like the way aluminum zirconium deodorant smells. I have never eaten off of my bathroom floor and haven't set a trap for my computer mouse yet.
I want to bite my cell phone because it's thin like a cookie. Caffeine makes me feel better. My cheek is gorgeous and so are my Dolce & Gabbana eyeglasses.
I enjoy hearing celebrities swear. I don't like sitting in chairs that I can fold. I own two Nintendo Entertainment Systems. I want to be a golf pro in Beverly Hills.
I like the outcome of vacuuming. I have a habit of pressing CTRL + S quite a bit. If I was piece of clutter, I'd be a rubber band. My greatest asset is that I'm me.
I play guitar but only Oasis. I have aspirations of just going to school for the rest of my life. I enjoy Maths. I can beat Super Mario Brothers. I don't like to wear pants.
I need some shots of Gummi Berry Juice. I still want to be a spaceman and live in the sky. I miss Saturday morning cartoons.
I NEED everyone to download/read/review a free ebook I wrote:
Firing Off Blanks ......Libro migliore nel mondo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!http://www.lulu.com/content/423742
(Prince of Tennis) Which Seigaku Regular are you?
You're Ryoma!
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Which Cereal Box Character Are You?
L.C. Lucky Leprechaun! People have a natural attraction to you (even if it's for the wrong reasons), you have a wild spirit, and you seek some of the finer things in life even though you know what's really important.
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My Interests

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Surfing the Internet
Oasis - musical Gods
Music and Movies
Hockey, Golf, Racquet Sports
Computers/technology

I'd like to meet:


Noel and Liam Gallagher Ty Webb and Shivas Irons Steve Zissou and Ricky Bobby Napoleon Dynamite and James Bond Count Yogi and Ben Hogan Existential Detectives/Existential Therapist
I admire Steve Zissou's presence and leadership skills, "Son of a bitch, bastard ...just throw him over the other side.

Music:

Oasis (they're godlike)
Tenacious D
Marcy Playground The Toadies
Local H
Jon Brion
Buckcherry
80's heavy metal
Other bits and bobs
I Heart Huckabees OST
The Life Aquatic OST
The Dollyrots Sugar Ray Everclear

Movies:

The Life Aquatic
I Heart Huckabees
Napoleon Dynamite
Brice de Nice
Caddyshack
Valley Girl
The Wizard
Talladega Nights
Dead Solid Perfect
Romancing the Stone
Jewel of the Nile
Fletch
Down and Out in Beverly Hills
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugy

Television:

The Office
Kenny vs Spenny
South Park
Sealab 2021
Cavemen
Fraggle Rock
Prince of Tennis
Mythbusters

Books:

Firing off Blanks
Da Vinci Code
Golf in the Kingdom
Holographic Universe
Angels and Demons
Celestine Prophecy
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time

I also like the way classic literature is written, but not quite a fan of any of those authors, as far as I know

Heroes:

Noel Gallagher
Steve Zissou
Brice de Nice
Super Mario
etc.

My Blog

Misunderstood

I was trying not to be lazy so I decided to write down ideas for a short story/novel that I want to write.  So I wrote this.  It's not written well, but isn't intended to be. Hey, my name i...
Posted by Lowell Wallagher on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:08:00 PST

A Christmas Story Unplugged

I thinking someone should do a spoof of this classic movie.  Instead of little Ralphie wanting a air rifle he should be asking for a brick of cheese.  And instead of people saying, "You'll s...
Posted by Lowell Wallagher on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 10:21:00 PST

Rock and Roll Star!

I don't care if this sounds retarded or not, but oasis is the best band in the fucking world. Seriously, and for those who don't believe me, I challenge you to listen to every oasis song ever recorded...
Posted by Lowell Wallagher on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 05:23:00 PST