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Peter Parka

Guns don't kill people rappers do! I saw it on a documentary on BBC2

About Me

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Football (West Ham!), Real Ale, History, Wildlife, Music, Films, Reading,
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Basics:
Name: Peter
Date of Birth: 16 August 1975
Birthplace: Hemel Hempstead
Current Location: Harlow
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 8"
Heritage: English/ Irish/ Scotish/ German
Piercings: Navel
Tattoos: None
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Kirsty MacColl
Song: Fairytale Of New York
Movie: Lord Of The Rings
Disney Movie: I Hate Disney
TV show: Dirty Sanchez
Color: Black
Food: Sushi
Pizza topping: Meat Feast
Ice-Cream Flavor: I Don't Like Icecream
Drink (alcoholic): Chimay Blue
Soda: IrnBru
Store: Sainsburys
Clothing Brand: Ben Sherman
Shoe Brand: Doctor Martens
Season: Autumn
Month: October
Holiday/Festival: Bonfire Night
Flower: Rose
Make-Up Item: Yeah Right!
Board game: Cribbage
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Rainy
Chocolate or vanilla: Neither
Fruit or veggie: Veggie
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: Sour
Love or money: Love
Phone or in person: In Person
Looks or personality: Personality
Coffee or tea: Tea
Hot or cold: Cold
Your:
Goal for this year: Carry On Being Myself
Most missed memory: Losing My Virginity
Best physical feature: Arse And Eyes Apparently
First thought waking up: I Need A Smoke
Hypothetical personality disorder: Aspurgers (Its Real)
Preferred type of plastic surgery: None Thanks!
Sesame street alter ego: The Dude Who Lives In The Dusbin
Fairytale alter ego: Samwise Gamgee
Most stupid remark: Sheepshagger To Vinnie Jones
Worst crime: Arson
Greatest ambition: Prime Minister
Greatest fear: Beheading
Darkest secret: I Burn People I Dont Like
Favorite subject: History
Strangest received gift: A Vibrating Pen
Worst habit: Snorting Chilli Powder
Do You:
Smoke: Yes
Drink: Yes
Curse: Yes
Shower daily: No
Like thunderstorms: Yes
Dance in the rain: Yes
Sing: No
Play an instrument: No
Get along with your parents: Yes
Wish on stars: No
Believe in fate: No
Believe in love at first sight: No
Can You:
Drive: Yes
Sew: Yes
Cook: Yes
Speak another language: Sort Of ( Do Swear Words Count?)
Dance: Yes
Sing: No
Touch your nose with your tongue: No
Whistle: Yes
Curl your tongue: Yes
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Yes
Been Stoned/High: Yes
Eaten Sushi: Yes
Been in Love: Yes
Skipped school: No
Made prank calls: Yes
Sent someone a love letter: Yes
Stolen something: Yes
Cried yourself to sleep: No
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? Hypocrisy
Are you right or left handed? Left Handed
What is your bedtime? When I Feel Like It
Name three things you can't live without: Air, Water, Food
What is the color of your room? Purple
Do you have any siblings? Yes
Do you have any pets? Yes
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? Yes
What is you middle name? Roy
What are you nicknames? Spidey, Parka, PP
Are you for or against gay marriage? For
What are your thoughts ..ion? No Way!
Do you have a crush on anyone? No
Are you afraid of the dark? No
How do you want to die? Drunk
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? 3 Or 4
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Yes
What is the last law you’ve broken? Smoked Ganja
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Blonde
Eye color: Brown
Height Shorter Than Me
Weight Pass
Most important physical feature: Eyes
Biggest turn-off Being A Cunt
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Music:

Mainly folk and rock but a lot of other stuff as long as it's not commercial crap! My favorite artists are Kirsty MacColl, Oasis, The Pogues, The Levellers, Goldie Looking Chain and Drop Kick Murphys.

Movies:


http://peterroyscholefield.flixster.com

Television:

Dirty Sanchez,Only Fools and Horses,Little Britain, South Park, The Simpsons, King of the Hill, Prison Break and many others.

Books:

JRR Tolkien - Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Terry Pratchett- Discworld books, James Joyce - Dubliners, Robert Banks - An Irrational Hatred of Luton. I also like reading biographys, history books and wildlife books

Heroes:

Sir Winston Churchill, Eamon de Valera

My Blog

Mate Match Classic

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. T...
Posted by Peter Parka on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 03:49:00 PST

Breaking The Law!

These are real British laws! *   Under the reign of Elizabeth I, any person found guilty of "harboring a Catholic priest" would be tortured or even hanged. Any priest of the Catholic fa...
Posted by Peter Parka on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:52:00 PST

Remembering The Queen Mother

Real excerpts from The Queen Mother's Book of Remembrance: "I think that the Queen Mum and Princess Diana are our very own Twin Trade Towers. At last we can look the people of New York in the face". ...
Posted by Peter Parka on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 12:09:00 PST

UK To Reclaim USA

UK To Reclaim USA To the citizens of the United States of America, In the light of your failure to elect a suitable President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the re...
Posted by Peter Parka on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 10:06:00 PST

Essex Hurricane Appeal

ESSEX HURRICANE APPEAL A major hurricane ( Hurricane Shazza) and earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter Scale hit Essex in the early hours of Friday with its epicentre in Harlow Victims were seen wan...
Posted by Peter Parka on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 10:01:00 PST