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ABOUT “V”

mArCh 19, 1980
i Am A "PiRaNhA PiScEs pRiNcEsS" LoVe My FaMiLy AnD fRiEnDs ThEy'Re My RoCk! AnD, tHaT’s AlL yOu NeEd To KnOw...aNd, ThAt FaMiLy Is EvErYtHing To Me!!! P.s. If YoUr SeArChInG fOr A wOmAn On MySpAcE yOu NeEd Help AnD i AiN't ThE oNe AnD pLeAsE dOn’T aSk Me FoR mY nUmBeR...uNlEsS yOuR fInE aS hElL!

U SHOULD KNOW

LET’S SEE…IM SWEET AS COTTON CANDY, I NEVER GET INTO ARGUMENTS, I THINK FIGHTING IS BAD AND BARBARIC, SPORTS ARE BORING, I LOVED GOING TO SCHOOL (COLLEGE), THE KIDS I TEACH ARE THE BEST, I THINK GAS PRICES ARE IDEAL FOR OUR ECONOMY, BUSH IS THE BEST PRESIDENT THAT HAS EVER SERVED IN OFFICE, ME AND MY GIRLS ‘R’ROLE MODELS FOR YOUNG WOMEN ALL OVER, ASIANS AND OLD PEOPLE ARE THE BEST DRIVERS, BATTERED WOMEN SHOULD REALLY LEARN HOW TO BE MORE CAREFUL AROUND THEIR SPOUSE. I THINK THE DRINKING LIMIT SHOULD BE RAISED TO 8.0 INSTEAD OF 0.08 AND THE AGE LIMIT LOWERED TO 18 (IF YOU CAN SMOKE YOU CAN DRINK), I THINK PRISONERS SHOULD BE RELEASED ONCE A YEAR AND BE REQUIRED TO REPEAT THE SAME CRIME TO PUT THEM IN JAIL (THIS WILL GIVE THEM A CHANCE TO FIGURE OUT WHERE THEY WENT WRONG). THE 49ERS ARE BETTER THAN THE RAIDERS AND MY NEW ALBUM “JESUS, WHO YOU TALKING TO? I AIN’T NO PUNK” WILL GO TRIPLE PLATINUM. AND, IF YOU BELIEVED THIS I GOT A BRIDGE FOR SALE. LMAO! NAW, ON THE REAL! IF I’VE SAVED YOU AS A FRIEND THAN YOU KNOW ME ALREADY. I HAVEN’T CHANGE IM THE SAME OLE ‘V’ ALWAYS UP TO NO GOOD AND ALWAYS HAVING FUN ;-}

WHEN U GO 2 WALMART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Put a bra and tampons in a guys shopping cart. Put a pair of tiny thongs in a big woman's buggy.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

SINCE U LAST SEEN ME

OK! YOU DON’T HAVE TO ASK WHAT I’VE BEEN UP TO CAUSE IM ABOUT TO TELL YOU… AFTER SKYLINE (CLASS OF ‘98) I TOOK SOME TIME OFF I HATED SCHOOL SO YOU KNOW I NEEDED A BREAK. AFTER A YEAR OR WAS IT TWO? I ENROLLED IN ONE OF THE BEST COMMUNITY COLLEGES IN OAKLAND. WHY COMMUNITY COLLEGE? BECAUSE, THEY DIDN’T HAVE A GPA REQUIREMENT HA HA HA! I GRADUATED FROM LANEY COLLEGE (CLASS OF ‘02) AND GOT MY A.A. IN SOCIAL SCIENCE THEN I LEFT AND WENT TO UC DAVIS (CLASS OF ‘05) AND GOT MY B.A. IN COMMUNICATIONS. AFTER GRADUATION, I SPENT SUMMER IN TRINIDAD ON A SUMMER ABROAD PROGRAM WITH A GROUP OF MY CLOSEST AND DEAREST FRIENDS. AFTER RETURNING TO THE STATES, I STARTED MY CAREER IN SOCIAL SERVICES. AT THE BEGINNING OF THE YEAR (JANUARY 2007) I MADE THE CONSCIOUS DECISION TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND OBTAIN MY TEACHING CREDENTIAL‘S. I’M HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THAT IN JANUARY I WILL BE MOVING BACK TO NOR CAL AND ATTENDING SAC STATE. WHAT AM I UP TO THESE DAYS? IM CURRENTLY WORKING FOR THE MT. DIABLO SCHOOL DISTRICT AND THE CITY OF CONCORD. AND, PLANNING MY JAMAICA TRIP…YAY! IN A NUT-SHELL…LIFE IS GREAT & GOD IS GOOD (ALL THE TIME)!...O.K. IT’S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I WROTE THIS BLOG AND SOME THINGS HAVE CHANGED…I’VE PUT OFF SAC STATE FOR A MIN. TO PURSUE MY BUS. VENTURE (WWW.VENIMARIDESIGNS.COM) AND MUSIC CAREER (GOT TO CHASE THOSE DREAMS). IN THE SUMMER IM BOUNCE’N FOR A MIN. AND I’VE MADE SOME PREPARATIONS TO MOVE TO LOS ANGELES JUST FOR A WHILE…I’LL B BACK! IN THE MEAN TIME BETWEEN TIME IM PLANNING THE BIGGEST, BADDDDDDDEST REUNION YOU WILL EVER SEE.“IF SEASONS CAN CHANGE ~ WHY CAN’T I?” ~VENITA

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