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Candilicious

I don't have to try to be a bitch. It's just in me.img src=http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c364/ca

About Me

Hello all. I'll start by explaining my headline. I've been called a bitch because I don't really give a fuck what people think and I'm what you call blunt but it's usually the truth. So, basically, my purpose is the truth. I've been told it's out there and dammit I wanna find it. Let's see, what else does the MySpace world need to know about me? I'm a sarcastic bastard, I like to think of myself as funny though I'm usually the only one laughing. I try to go against the stereotypes people have of my race while still staying true to my people. I'm very open-minded. Clowns freak me out. Along with everything that crawls. (roaches, spiders, babies)I'm obsessed with making "short" and "old" jokes. I just can't seem to leave those midgets and senior citizens alone. I'm goofy to the point of insanity but I have a low tolerance for bullshit. I'm allergic to stupidity. I try to be deep at times. I may or may not fail miserably. I like to use big words to confuse the little people. Does that leave you metagrobolized? If it did then I think I've succeeded.Cute Myspace Layouts

My Interests

Reading, writing, dancing, singing, chillin'. My basic five food groups.

I'd like to meet:

Stevie Wonder, N.E.R.D., Jay-Z, Dave Chappelle, Aaron McGruder, Crystal Kay, Angelina Jolie, Kevin Smith, Kelis, Stephen Chow, Tenacious D, Mika Nakashima, Takeshi Kaneshiro, Clipse, Wu-Tang Clan, Sean Hayes (as Jack Macfarlane) Megan Mullally (as Karen Walker), Homer Simpson (If he were an actual person) Mike Shinoda, Will Sasso, Debra Wilson, Ike Barinholtz, Bobby Lee and Rosario Dawson. Just to name a few.

Music:

I love anything with a nice beat. Genre doesn't matter. I'm not big on Country though.

Movies:

Any genre yet again. I love stupid comedies and horror movies. Those are my faves.

Television:

Martin, CBS Soap Operas (grew up on them),X-Play, The Bridge, PopJapan TV.

Books:

Favorite authors are Dean Koontz, Zane, and V.C. Andrews before her family started murdering her novels.

Heroes:

Anyone who has stood up for what they believe in.

My Blog

80 Questions

..>80 Things You Might Not Know About MeWhats your middle name?BiancaHow big is your bed?Queen SizeWhat are you listening to right now?Morris Brown by OutkastWhat are the last 4 digits in your cellpho...
Posted by Candilicious on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 10:52:00 PST

Mystical Creature

  You scored as Mermaid. Mermaid: Mermaids are also known as Sirens. These creatures were beautiful women who tricked sailors into becoming completely entranced by their haunting voices and found...
Posted by Candilicious on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 05:41:00 PST

One Word

One WordYOU CAN ONLY TYPE ONE WORD!!! NO EXPLANATIONS.Yourself: awesomeYour Lover: electronicYour Hair: braidedYour Mother: insaneYour Father: deadYour Favorite Item: ipodYour Dream Last Night: forget...
Posted by Candilicious on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 06:55:00 PST

My new-found popularity

So I'm up to a whopping 237 profile views as I  type this. And a rather impressive 48 friends. Aren't I the popular one? 
Posted by Candilicious on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 02:05:00 PST

Otakon (I'm unsure of which category fits this)

                Every year for the past three years the highlight of my summers has been this anime phenomenon. The uncontrollable...
Posted by Candilicious on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 02:50:00 PST

Happy Birthday To ME!!!

So today is my first 24th birthday. (Go on sing a little song for me. You know you want to. I SAID SING, DAMMIT!!!) I say first because there are females out there who have been 24 years of age for th...
Posted by Candilicious on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 12:10:00 PST

A question

Is it wrong or should I say presumptious of me to expect 143 friend requests when I see that I've had 143 profile visits? You saw my profile, I'm awesome. Deal with it....
Posted by Candilicious on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 11:19:00 PST

Epiphany

I think I may be going through a mid-life crisis situation even though at the moment I'm only 23. I've always been somewhat of a loner throughout my life. I started out as a social outc...
Posted by Candilicious on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 05:54:00 PST

First MySpace Blog (Also Bitchfest 2006)

So this is my first entry ever and I gotta say, for once, I'm at a loss for words. In other words, please forgive me for the sheer randomness of it. I usually join these type of sites to stick out, to...
Posted by Candilicious on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 09:39:00 PST