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sasko

cardigans aren't only for old dudes.

About Me

drink too much, smoke too much and have an unhealthy obsession with restacking the dishwasher. love to make up funny voices for my non-existant cartoon whilst showering for a lot longer than the recommended time. live in a cubby house. manage to piss alot of people off by speaking my mind. love to frequently re-invent myself. miss my best friend.was born with an uncanny sense of direction. not sure why. but am contemplating a career as a taxi driver. am pissed because my business cards came out lemon instead of cream and i only have myself to blame.

My Interests

stuff

I'd like to meet:

anybody but not everyone.

Music:

Ben Folds Five, Cake, The Strokes, Led Zeppelin, Midnight Oil, Early INXS, the doors, david holmes, loz, Aimee Mann(in case you're reading 'do they make it in the forgotten arm?), Flaming Lips, Beck, Michael Frante, The Shuffle Club, Leadbelly, Robert Johnston, Yes, Jethro Tull, Dead Kennedys, morphine,bob marley and early Brittney Spears

Movies:

Any movie that stars Sally Field as a mother who needs to take the law into her own hands to save her children from her crazed ex, The Big Lebowski, goodfellas, casino, uncle buck, monster inc, soylent green, adaptation, T2, or any arnie movie for that matter, delicatessan, tampopo, black cat white, cat, underground, The Big Lebowski, ko te tamo peva, the year my voice broke, mad max 2, blue murder(technically a tele movie), the life aquatic, the royal tennanbaums, magnolia, the croupier, the dinner game, the closet, the cube, pi, donnie darko, nighmare on elm street 1 + 3, ferris buellers day off, weird science, can't buy me love, grid'locked, barfly, taxi driver, superfly, black sampson and The Big Lebowski

Television:

Arrested Development, Chapelle show, Northern Exposure, Nip Tuck, Buffy, Next Gen, Black Books, Weird Weekends, We can be heroes, prisoner, good guys bad guys, Boston Legal, chances, saved by the bell, degrassi juniour high, Bold and the Beautiful. knight rider, skippy, any type of reality show that has b-grade celebs involved and hopefully one day i show that i've written.

Books:

The Lucky series by Jackie Collins, Augusten Burroughs, Paul Auster, William Gibson, P.J. O'Rourke, Henrik Ibsen, Italo Calvino, philip k dick, robert heinlen, philippa burne, kurt vonnegut, will self, laurie converse, andrew masterson, daniel handler,

Heroes:

the person who invented post-it notes.

My Blog

this is sort of like an egogoligy(hint*BS) without anybody having died.

I'm well aware that we have a good couple weeks to go before this amazing year`(well at least for me) has ended, but I figured I might try and sum it up. Well at least what happened in my world? ...
Posted by sasko on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 03:13:00 PST

me, you and roscoe and your boobs had a great night

if only every moment such as this one had the same long lasting effect. if only time could stand still, when I chose it to do so. if only I had more to add to this paragraph. I do like to do things in...
Posted by sasko on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 04:36:00 PST

these monsters follow me around....5

Have been getting into Something for Kate recently. My lady friend is a big fan. Well saying that she's a big fan would be an understatement, but that's another story. Anyway I guess why I'm going dow...
Posted by sasko on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 02:25:00 PST

when I was younger I listened to cock rock. a number that came up often was 666

When I was younger. In case you're wondering that was a while ago. I used to hang with this weird dude down the street. I lived in Spray St Elwood. My mum had just got divorced. We moved into a flat. ...
Posted by sasko on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 05:56:00 PST

did you guys know that i was born on the 7th of the 7th of 75.....7

somebody told me years ago that I was born lucky. Chinese culture in particular is obsessed with lucky numbers (notice why yum cha always comes in serves of three) I read an article in a building mag ...
Posted by sasko on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 08:26:00 PST

It makes me kinda nervous to say so - 8

So obviously the theme of my taglines are beckesque (well not really esque, more blatant rip-offs) but I do like that saying 'beckesque' Hopefully one day somebody will drop a 'saskoesque' into conver...
Posted by sasko on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:30:00 PST

The Horrible fanfare - 9

A friend suggested that my last entry was angry and disgruntled. They may well be right. Then again who's to say whether little Neily Armstrong really took that small leap for real. Chocolate milksha...
Posted by sasko on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:42:00 PST

one by one I'll knock you out - 10

after much deliberation I have decided to finish this. I thought that I had. I figured two and half months of solid daily writing was enough to prove to myself that I can do it. public opinion says it...
Posted by sasko on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 05:30:00 PST

for every door that opens..(have i used that tag line before?)

tonight I'd like to talk about love. does it exist? What's the definition? Is it worth it? etc etc..(please ignore the shameless overuse of the dots......) it's only when you give it up that it knocks...
Posted by sasko on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 07:51:00 PST

not today but maybe

I always hated competitive sports. no not hated that's a bit harsh. I never wanted to compete in them. cause when i did and got myself all revved up, I quite often got handed the spoon. setting onesel...
Posted by sasko on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 10:58:00 PST