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angry john

"Cross my wooden leg and swear on my glass eye

About Me

"I'd hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, or insanity to anyone but in my case it works" H.T.

My Interests

I smoke too much and drink even more. I'm currently nursing a bad head that has me begging for the sweet release of death, oh yeah and I'm just bored enough to type.

I'd like to meet:

Vagrants, Scoundrels and all the twisted, tormented souls. The dented can is always the best deal.

Music:

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We're not candy Singing Pills, This is serious....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xayd1c0wtOE

my favorite thing ever

Movies:

Fear And Loathing, Hero, In the Mouth of Madness, Amelie, City of God, Where the Buffalo Roam, Leon, Chopper and Eternal Sunshine. You get the idea.

Television:

Dead Like Me, Home Movies, anything on Discovery or History Channels.

Books:

A lot. The Rum Diary, I Am Legend, Choke, Lamb, Fight Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, High Fidelity, Perdita Durango Wicked, Blood Sucking Fiends, Persepolis 1 and 2, Johnny Homicidal Maniac, Squee, The Best Sneech on the Beach etc.....

Heroes:

Meatball, Sausage and Pepper, Chicken Parm.

My Blog

F**k if I do

Lower your voiceSpeak upBe niceFUCK IF I DO!Slow downSpeed upStay coolThink it through FUCK IF I DO!Tow the lineWork hardBe a leaderBe a soldierDo what your toldFUCK IF I DO!Set an exampleJust say whe...
Posted by angry john on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 09:26:00 PST

Drunken, Dismal, Diabolical Wreck

Demons swirl around my head.Not like you'd think, like some smokey apparition.Nothing that romantic or picturesque.They are tiny little tick like scavengers that ravage me.It's a slow and painful deat...
Posted by angry john on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 07:52:00 PST

rut

I've seen Nirvana just over the horizon. My eyes fixed off into the distance.Pupils so fixed and dilated, they are like piss holes in the snow.Relentless I step towards my goal.Oblivious I step direct...
Posted by angry john on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 07:26:00 PST

Sammy The Sloth (it's a children's book)

Deep in the forest Sammy Sloth woke one day when three little monkeys cried, "Come and play, come and play!" "Oh it's those monkeys and tease me they will, with Sammy swing on this vine or let's race...
Posted by angry john on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 05:43:00 PST

The one that got away

Its days like this, when the winter drags on too long and all the city sleeps, I walk the frozen lonely sidewalks. The cold grey sky mirrors my mood. Its days like this I think of you. You flood my ...
Posted by angry john on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Retracing the Steps of My Downward Spiral

Chapter1 It Begins: Its a long god damn winter again and another self-imposed hibernation is in full swing. The four drab walls in this tiny N.Y.C apartment are closing in on me. Im banging around t...
Posted by angry john on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Drunk

He sits alone again. A pack of smokes and an over sized beer. The bubbles float to the surface and pop just like so many unfulfilled dreams. His head throbs to the beat of a sickening tune. There's a ...
Posted by angry john on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST