The truth about being married |
WHY AM I MARRIED?You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing you...
Posted by Michael Saint "Checkerboard Devil" on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 05:39:00 PST |
The Company Of Lost Souls |
The Company Of Lost Souls
If your sanity is goneIf your body is weakSit down this nightIt is this which you seek
Intruders stay notIn this haven of spaceTheir minds are closedAnd can't feel the pa...
Posted by Michael Saint "Checkerboard Devil" on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 09:06:00 PST |
Soul Stealer |
The Soul Stealer
The story I'm about to tell youis all too sad but trueand don't you dare forget itlest it happen to you.
Take heed you fair hearted virginsas you climb into your pure white...
Posted by Michael Saint "Checkerboard Devil" on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:59:00 PST |
Victor Heck For President |
Vote, its your constipational doody constitutional duty.
I don't like politics. If you want to really get people all hopped up and frothing-at-the-mouth mad all of a sudden, tell them your politi...
Posted by Michael Saint "Checkerboard Devil" on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 06:34:00 PST |
