Santa and the Soldier |
Santa and the SoldiersTwas the night before Christmas, He lived all aloneIn a one bedroom house made of plaster and stoneI had came down the chimney with presents to giveand to see just who in this ho...
Posted by Terry on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 04:38:00 PST |
Answering machine at Mental Hospital |
The answering machine at the State Mental HospitalHello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.Please select from the following options menu:If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repea...
Posted by Terry on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 01:11:00 PST |
Weird 9/11 facts |
Now listen to me! Read through all of this, and don't stop till you hit the bottom, or you'll regret it!UNITED WE STAND1) New York City has 11 letters 2) Afghanistan has 11 letters. 3) Ramsin Yuseb (T...
Posted by Terry on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 10:57:00 PST |
Questions that confuse mankind |
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna e...
Posted by Terry on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:03:00 PST |
Story of wisdom from Mark in N.D. |
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before
long, Cudd...
Posted by Terry on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 03:59:00 PST |
Another exciting blog entry |
This is the second time I've tried posting this blog tonite...and its getting me rather pissed....I don't know if its my connection or myspace but if it don't work this time I'm gonna say fuck it, and...
Posted by Terry on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 09:53:00 PST |
Check this shit |
Olny srmat poelpe can I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer ...
Posted by Terry on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 12:16:00 PST |
My personal blog...Episode 1 |
Blow me..I'm not writing a fucking book for your enjoyment...if you are here for enjoyment, you seriously need to get laid....Go back to the main page where you can at least hear a kick ass song...
Posted by Terry on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 10:23:00 PST |
