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Richie

I broke the Machado chain...I hope she looks just like her mommy!

About Me

I'm Richie and I'm from the central valley...Manteca, Ripon (come bust a nut in the nut capital) I have the most beautiful and amazing fiance in the entire world...sorry ladies! We got engaged February 1st, 2008 and will tie the knot next May 2009. After we got engaged we found out we were expecting. So now were not just planning a wedding but a baby also! It's a girl and I pray to God she looks like her mommy!! I work for UPS (what can brown do for you?), but I'm a supervisor so I dont get to wear those short shorts. A bit of useless knowledge but I know every street and back road from Tracy to Galt. I go to work HELLA early so I am tired all day but that doesnt stop me from working 18-20 hours a day. In the meantime I just chill with my fiance or friends or both and drink or play ping pong, or beer pong with SaL! In the spring or fall when im not with them or working im in the fields...sittin in the climate contolled cab of a chopper or truck workin hard tryin to feed all my girls...all 1,300 of them! Yes even tho I work for UPS you still find me on the dairy...(you can take the boy out of the country but you cant take the country out of the boy.) I cant help it I'm a Machado so its in my blood, even tho the govt is taking all of our money...we have the Bureau of Trade to thank for that! Those damn fools think that imported milk is better...DONT THEY KNOW THAT HAPPY COWS COME FROM CALIFORNIA!!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Tara Reid, Britney Spears, Jennifer Garner, Halle Berry, Tyra Banks. Frank Sinatra, Micheal Jordan, George Bush, Adam Sandler, Will Farrel, and the guy who started Girls Gone Wild!
What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?
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Flirting Skill Level - 99%

Kissing Skill Level - 99%

Cudding Skill Level - 99%

Sex Skill Level - 99%

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Music:

Classic Rock, I LOVE THE HAWK! However nothing is ever new so I change it to Kat Kountry

Movies:

Troy, Van Helsing, Old School , Elf, Dumb and Dumber, Dodgeball, Scarface, Casino, Top gun, The Ratpack, The Program, The Matrix, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Meet the Parents/Fockers

Television:

History Channel, ESPN, MTV, VH1, gotta love late night skinemax

Books:

Maxim, SI, Fastline, Eastbay...Do those count?

Heroes:

My grandpa My mom My fiance