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What Type of Angel are You?
Black Angel, you are.Ultimate Dark: Considered the negation of color, black is conservative, goes well with almost any color except the very dark. It also has conflicting connotations. It can be serious and conventional. The color black can also be mysterious, sexy, and sophisticated. Nature of Black: Black is the absence of color. In clothing, black is visually slimming. Black, like other dark colors, can make a room appear to shrink in size and even a well-lit room looks dark with a lot of black. Black can make other colors appear brighter. Culture of Black: In most Western countries black is the color of mourning. Among young people, black is often seen as a color of rebellion. Black is both positive and negative. In early Westerns the good guy wore white while the bad guy wore black. But later on good guys wore black to lend an air of mystery to themselves.Using Black: Use the color black to convey elegance, sophistication, or perhaps a touch of mystery. Dark charcoal gray and very dark brown can sometimes stand in for black.
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You Are 90% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

My Interests

Texas Hold'em, cooking, flowers, arguing (for the sake of argument)

I'd like to meet:

superman to see whats so "super"
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Music:

TOOL!!! People in Planes, Slayer, Cannibal Corpse, Jem, Mercova, Olive, the Classical Stuff, techno, just lots and lots of random stuff

Movies:

What the Bleep Do We Know, Run Ronnie Run, Secretary, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Memoirs of a Geisha, Thank you for Smoking

Television:

Family Guy, Boondocks, WSOP Tournaments, Ultimate Fighting, Lost, Boston Legal, Simpsons, American Dad

Books:

anything by Augusten Burroughs or Shirley Jackson (for those "the lottery" readers try "we have always lived in the castle")

Heroes:


Get Your Sexy Name


What Type of Angel are You?
Black Angel, you are.Ultimate Dark: Considered the negation of color, black is conservative, goes well with almost any color except the very dark. It also has conflicting connotations. It can be serious and conventional. The color black can also be mysterious, sexy, and sophisticated. Nature of Black: Black is the absence of color. In clothing, black is visually slimming. Black, like other dark colors, can make a room appear to shrink in size and even a well-lit room looks dark with a lot of black. Black can make other colors appear brighter. Culture of Black: In most Western countries black is the color of mourning. Among young people, black is often seen as a color of rebellion. Black is both positive and negative. In early Westerns the good guy wore white while the bad guy wore black. But later on good guys wore black to lend an air of mystery to themselves.Using Black: Use the color black to convey elegance, sophistication, or perhaps a touch of mystery. Dark charcoal gray and very dark brown can sometimes stand in for black.
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You Are 90% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
..tr Genghis Khunt
Random Brutal Sex Master ( RBSMf )
We almost called you Brutus the Uterus and attached this picture:
But we figured you wouldn't understand, and rightly so. We don't understand either. So you are Genghis Khunt: master of man, bringer of pain--riding your way to conquest after conquest.
Your sexual avarice is legendary. You've already had an unusually high amount of experience, and, still you look for more. You intimidate many. You make no apologies.
.. begin exact opposite table -- ..tr height="20" Your exact opposite:
The Sonnet

Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer
..table .. end exact opposite table -- Personality-wise, you're carefree and relatively easy-going. You don't plan things out ahead of time; you tend to live in the moment. Of course, this can cause some damage when the moment happens to include a screaming orgasm with his younger brother. Hence the 'brutal' tag we've given you.
But you know what, take five seconds to lock the doors, and you'll be fine. There's nothing wrong with a little sex, or a whole lot.
AVOID : The Slow Dancer
CONSIDER : The 5-Night Stand, The Hornivore, The Playboy ..table
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My Blog

YaY!

Hey everybodyI'm really excited!  Eep!  I  have been to soo many concerts the past couple of weeks, Tool, Deftones, Dimmu Borgir, and another one I'm forgetting, they've been badass!And...
Posted by extraordinary machine on Tue, 29 May 2007 07:50:00 PST

school

Well, today marks the end of my first semester back in school in about three years...It was a lot of fun, and I made out pretty well...I even got a 102 on my final english essay, and i didn't think th...
Posted by extraordinary machine on Wed, 09 May 2007 09:02:00 PST

SMOKE

Okay, so what the fuck is up with cigarette taxes going up?  FUCK!  It makes me want to find out what the "great" state of Texas is spending that money on, and why they need an extra dollar ...
Posted by extraordinary machine on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 12:06:00 PST

valentine's day *should* be nice, right?

Well, at least it should be....my boyfriend doesn't realize that even though he "hates holidays" that i should still get wished a happy fucking valentine's day, and that maybe today is the day to tell...
Posted by extraordinary machine on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 01:41:00 PST

its that time of year again.....

hey guys!  Well, I'm off to Maryland again for the Christmas season...just wanted to let all you bitches out there know that i hope you all have a great holiday!   love and stuff =^..^=...
Posted by extraordinary machine on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 12:16:00 PST

life...

well, i finally have a *real* job...oh joy....i love being an "appointment setter"....and i was dealing poker for awhile but the bastards decided that since i am female i don't belong in a poker room....
Posted by extraordinary machine on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 04:11:00 PST

aaaaah fucking shit

So I just got back from my cousin's wedding, and that was fun and all, but of course I leave town for one minute and all hell breaks loose....so much drama it's been a few weeks and i still don't real...
Posted by extraordinary machine on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 12:55:00 PST