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I'm Fixin' To be Somebody's Momma

U can't find a valid reason to hate me...that's exactly y u do.

About Me


[Marital Status] FOR REAL... By My Goddamn Self
[Shoe size] 8...depends on shoe tho
[Parents still together] Nawp... Had no business together in the first place; Thanks Tho!
[Siblings] 4 Brothers 1 Step Brother
[Pets] My Dog... Hunni
FAVORITES
[Color] Black, blue and grey
[Number] 8 and most even numbers
[Animal] Dog
[Drinks] Water
[Soda] Ginger Ale
[Book] Don't Read
[Flower] Hyacinth
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] Nawp
[Twirl your hair?] Yelp
[Have tattoos?] Nawp... coming soon
[Have Piercings?] Yelp...wanna kno where don't u?
[Cheat on tests/homework?] Got me thru school... and the say cheaters never win
[Drink/Smoke?] Nawp...I'm crazy enuph as is
[Like roller coasters?] Yelp
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Only every other day
[Want more piercings?] Yelp
[Like cleaning?] No, but like bein' clean
[Write in cursive or print?] Both, I live my life by the mood
[Own a web cam?] Nawp
[Know how to drive?] Nawp...It's sad I kno
[Own a cell phone?] Yelp... Who doesn't?
[Ever get off the damn computer?] Nawp...It's my job.
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] Yelp
[Considered a life of crime?] Yelp... easy money calls out to me sometimes
[Considered being a hooker?] Yelp... Them broads are smart.
[Lied to someone?] WTF!?... HELL YEAH!
[Been in love?] Yeah... Feels good... It's the fallin' out that's a bitch!
[Made out with JUST a friend?] Yelp... Curiosity gets the best of us.
[Been in lust?] Yelp... Get Thee Behind Me SATAN!
[Used someone] Yelp... shit happens
[Been used?] Yelp... shit happens
[Been cheated on?] Yelp... shit happens
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] Not that I recall, but if i did it to u... I apple-a-jize
[Stolen anything?] Yelp
[Held a gun] Yelp
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] Jeans and a T-shirt; always simply sexy
[Current mood] Bored... why else do ppl fill these out?
[Current taste] Trident Peppermint Gum
[What you currently smell like] Baby Lotion
[Current hair] My crimpy wet and wavy half wig
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Actually working while i'm at work
[Current cd in stereo] India Arie...Acoustic Soul... love this album
[Last book you read] I unno, but it had to be for school
[Last movie you saw] The Latest was Little Man, but I watched Harlem Nights last night
[Last thing you ate] Corn Pops
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Brittany's simple butt
[Do drugs?] Tylenol, Midol, a lil Tussin'...whatever fits the occasion
[Believe there is life on other planets?] Y not?
Remember your first love?] Yelp...still got love for u Tony
[Still love him/her?] I just said I got love for him
[Read the newspaper?] No
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] All my friends are gay
[Believe in miracles?] Indeed
[Do well in school?] Always... I cheat remember
[Wear hats] Yeah... that was random
[Hate yourself?] I ain't got all day
[Have an obsession?] Yeah, but u don't need to kno details
[Collect anything?] Ex Boyfriends.. not purposely
[Have a best friend?] Yelp... Hey Boo!, Hey Cow!, Hey Mersi!
[Close friends?] Not many
[Like your handwriting?] Indeed
[Care about looks] INDEED
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Andrew Scott
[First kiss] Joel Addison
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] It's possible for somebody
[Do you believe in "the one?"] Yelp... Where the phuck is he at?
[Are you a tease?] Naturally
[Too shy to make the first move?] Has nothing to do with bein shy... just not my role
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] U know how long it took to fill this out because of daydreamin'?
[Bitch/Asshole] Both
[sarcastic] EXTREMLY
[Angel] Yes
[Devil] Yes
[Shy] Sometimes
[Talkative] Anti-Social Til The Day I Die
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My Interests

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http://www.myheritage.com

I'd like to meet:

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My Inner Circle... I'd Do N E Thing 4 These Fools
I have 213 friends.

Baddest Thing On 2 Legs

My Spoiled Cow

The Seductive Sista

Check Em

The Famz... Damn Is The Whole Fam Up Here?

The Cool Cuz

The Cute One

The Conceited One

The Sane Cuz... PSYCHE!

Big Little Brother

Bad Ass Little Brother

My Lil Sis E-DUB!!!

Crazy Cuzzin' E

Lil Cuzzin Shay

I Gotta Have Friendz That Look As Good As Me

2Ty BKA "The Shit" which is y her butt stank

Fly Azz Ray...MUAH!

Nikki, The Diva

Pimp Daddy Rell... Be Cool Baby

Lil Ashley, get on her level

As if my sarcasm wasn't enough, I introduce my Mental Twin

Dimplez...She scares me from time to time

F as in F*CK... nuff said

Poochi... i don't think she ever gets mad

Daddy D... Never underestimate the power of midgets...oops(little people)

Ed Word THE KING

Mr Bonds... Freak 4 Life

Music:

Ying Yang Twins - By Myself

Eminem - Rain Man

Movies:

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Television:

WE HUNCHED CRAIG!!!..A PIMP, THAT I AM!..

Heroes:

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My Blog

SAVE THE BULL

YOU CAN SAVE ALL THAT "SO WHAT U GOT A MAN WE CAN JUST BE FRIENDS" BULLSHIT BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT EXACTLY WHAT IT IS... BULLSHIT IF I WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP WIT U, YA BROTHER, OR ONE OF UR BOYS AND ...
Posted by I'm Fixin' To be Somebody's Momma on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 09:11:00 PST