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About Me

I like sarcastic, intelligent humor. I like to listen more than I like to talk. I consider myself smart, but I am not college educated. I enjoy psycho-analyzing people. People who do not know me well think I am a little quiet; people who do know me well think people who do not know me well are crazy for thinking I am quiet. I am married to the best woman in the world. In case she is reading this, uh...she is without a doubt the best wife and mother in the world. I love you honey! Sorry ladies, I am taken.

My Interests

All things Owen, all things Shammi, and all things sports.

I'd like to meet:

Scarlett Johansson (mmm mmm), Dane Cook, Tiger Woods, or I would like to be someone else so I could meet me.

Music:

Eminem, Staind, Korn, James Blunt, Pearl Jam, Alice and Chains, Green Day, Velvet Revolver, Audioslave, The Killers, 2Pac, Biggie, INXS, old school Beastie Boys, Kid Rock, 50 Cent, Obie Trice, D12, Sublime, Jay-Z, Shinedown, Panic at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, All American Rejects, Stone Sour, The Beatles, Pink Floyd

Movies:

The Departed, Green Street Hooligans, Anchor Man, Wedding Crashers, The 40 Year Old Virgin, You, Me and Dupree, Old School, Scarface, Casino, Good Fellas, Major League, Tin Cup, The Sixth Sense, The Game, American President, The Notebook (yes, The Notebook), Cast Away, A Few Good Men

Television:

Sports, stand up comedians, UFC, Pride Fighting, Lost, reality competition shows (i.e. American Idol, Rockstar, Big Brother, etc, etc.)

Heroes:

My wonderful mother (rest in peace)