1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
The Ode to Chuck Norris
There shined a hero, a roundhousing knight, A tower of strength, a pillar of might.
His feet arched high and kicked Satan in the face, -A swift roundhouse of immaculate grace.
The Devil was speechless with nothing to say, For God didn't make this man out of clay.
Balls of steel, and an iron fist grip Leather tough skin and a stiff upper lip.
The Devil himself was all out of luck When God himself made a man known as Chuck.