The Jamie Sheehan HateSpace

Hi im unlocal vigilante who fucking hates Jamie Sheehan.
Facts about Jamie Sheehan:
Jamie Sheehans dumb, but he's not THAT dumb unless he's not being ironic and in that case, he's fucking dumb.
He's a "Mongaloid" says local lout Kashmira Londi
"Jamie's penis scales a wopping 3 inches when fully aroused" according to a local shmuck
Jamie Sheehan has never ever had a wash/shave/change of clothes/friend/farmyard pet
Jamie Sheehan is only popular in small parts of China, and large parts of Indonesia - (the two worst countries according to wikipedia.org)
Jamie sheehan is cool...if cool means "twat"
Jamie Sheehan has never eeeeever got laid
Darren Davis once sat on a bus with Jamie Sheehan and remarked "you.... fuckin'... stink."
Jamie Sheehan is prang all day everyday.
Jamie Sheehan once got married to Brigette Neilson...and enjoyed it.
Jamie Sheehan's girlfriend has no sense of smells...which explains the whole "going out with Jamie Sheehan ting"
Jamie Sheehan thinks its ok to use the same beat for every song he plays - according to Gary Powell of The Libertines and now Dirty Pretty Things.
Jamie Sheehan was once a scrabble master but his odor got him permanantly removed from the scrabble hall.
Jamie Sheehan cannot and has never spelt the word "the" correct, for fucks sake.
Jamie Sheehan once came 4th in the MTV show "I wanna be Rob kelly" - his stench hindering his place in the top 3.
Jamie Sheehan can cook chips in his bandana
Jamie Sheehan washes everytime hallet's commet comes into the earths focus
lastly
Jamie Sheehan has been known as "The Secret Inspector" MyGen Profile Generator