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extraordinary machine

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About Me



I’m not too good at describing myself, because I honestly don’t know what people want to know about me.

I'm in school for nursing. I bartend. I draw. I paint. I design. I have a good time. I'm very friendly and compassionate. I curse like a sailor. I drink like a sailor. Sometimes I wish I were a sailor. I love the water (being in it, on it, under it, etc.). I have very unrealistic dreams, but that's why they are dreams. But I do know what I want, and hopefully one day I'll have it. (:

I could go on and list the “cutesy” things about myself that make me, me, but how much more fun would it be for you to find out yourself?

I'm definitely sure I have the most amazing friends. We are all so very different, but that's what I like to call balance.

Why don't I have a picture with you, El?

My Interests

Beer. Beer. Beer. Whiskey. COFFEE. SWEET TEA. ART. Muscle Cars. Classic Cars. Creation. Italian Food. I cook better than yo momma. Candles. Incense. Magazine Street. The Human Anatomy. Candles. Dancing alone in my unmentionables. Mango Soy Smoothies.

i will own this car one day:

...and a pair of these

I'd like to meet:


Someone with pure fucking passion.

Someone that proves me wrong.

Heroes: