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Jason

jeffthefish

About Me



Have you ever had whales? What would you say if you did? Tell me at www.jeffthefish.com !

My Interests

Matuses, air-apes, aquatic apes, paradises, paris of dice, plants, planets, sand, apes, sand apes, air, water, bees, sea urchins, maroons, oceanography, biblical archaeology, The American Pie Trilogy, trilobites, dinosaurs, western civilization, aquariums, planted aquariums, bichirs.

I'd like to meet:

Skip Hardtack! Biff Undertongue! Mitch Sweetbutt!

Music:

Britney Aguilera, 'N Backstreet Degrees, Maroon DeGraw, Toby Cent, 50 Doggy Dogg, Nichelle Nichols.

Movies:

House of Whacks! oh, and Titanic / Baby Ice Age

Television:

Where there's televisions, drinks are probably to be. Too.

Books:

My favorite book is magazines!

Heroes:

Beer. Good beer, I mean. I thank Jesus for beer.

My Blog

Did Everyone Hear My New Song?

I don't think so.  Calcium Is a Vitamin!
Posted by Jason on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 08:00:00 PST

A Short Lesson About Money

$44 is probably the easiest dollar amount to type.
Posted by Jason on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 09:57:00 PST

This Journal Entry is Real As Well!

I just ate hot pockets!
Posted by Jason on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 02:02:00 PST

This Journal Entry is Real!

I just ate hot pockets!
Posted by Jason on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 11:31:00 PST

Dear Greg

What's up?
Posted by Jason on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:04:00 PST

Update on Me

Hey everyone!  Just letting you know I'm still the same me, and no car accident can change that.  Rest assured that you will see me at work next month and I will be pretending that nothing e...
Posted by Jason on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 02:30:00 PST

The Problem With High Light Nano Aquariums

You have to get the motherfucking balance of light, CO2, and macro/micronutrients JUST FUCKING RIGHT gosh!
Posted by Jason on Fri, 04 May 2007 07:22:00 PST

Nipples

Why is everyone so uptight about nipples?  I mean, cats have them, right?
Posted by Jason on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 09:38:00 PST

New Blog Entry

I just wanted to let everyone know that I just updated my MySpace blog with a brand new blog entry!  It's this one.
Posted by Jason on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 02:29:00 PST

Quote From Martin Luther King

"...on first-hand observation which can be seen in his detailed woodcut illustrations of fossils. In this, he broke with... was not at all obvious that marine-looking fossils found in stone far from t...
Posted by Jason on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 08:48:00 PST